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friends, if I can give you one piece of advice for those of you who are new to work, or are about to enter the workforce, especially if you have any sort of office job:

Do not work on your days off.

"But--"

DO NOT WORK ON YOUR DAYS OFF.

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PERSON: How ya doing?

ME: I'm beset with calamities.

PERSON: Great! See ya later.

ME: *whispers* but calamities

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i know that being 'too big to reach' is part of the fun for some people, but if you're concerned about mobility and getting yourself off, please know there are options! you can get a reach extender like this one that works with any suction-cup dildo (other suction-cup toys too, presumably) and lets you get a different angle on yourself or your partner. actually, that sex shop has a whole curated collection of toys, gear, & books chosen with bigger people in mind.

a while back i read a great post by a fat blogger compiling reviews of different sex toys they found fun and useful at their size, but alas, i've lost it. if anyone knows any other resources, please feel free to add on!

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me as a writer

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queen latifah, 1999

📸 by: marc baptiste

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The (not-so) subtle messages in Futurama are the best

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ER doctors are always like:

*deep exhale of breath* "ugghhhhhhhhh.......why are you doing this to me? I don't care about you at all so just come back again if you die"

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@staff our identities aren’t nsfw and we will not stand for them to be treated as such

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