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This is me, if you even care

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It’s so fucked that helium containers are heavy

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Some doodles while playing magia exe!

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trans sapphic icon hatsune miku

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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

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burnt cookie eyes

Drew madoka and homura (in god and devil forms) while waiting for magia excedra to come out on steam cause my phone can’t handle this shit

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I FORGOT!!!!

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the most helpful thing i have ever seen from neurodivergent internet spaces is “THERE ARE OTHER TIMES OF DAY TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH”. this has genuinely saved me from executive dysfunction spirals so many times.

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two mimir

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“kids spend too much time on their devices” well what else are they supposed to do? there’s no corner shops with pinball machines in them on every corner anymore. there’s no malls or stores in small towns for teens to hang out in without being suspected of shoplifting or kicked out for loitering. sidewalks are too broken for them to ride their bikes and there’s no bike lane in the street to make it safe for them. i just don’t understand where they expect these kids to go when they keep taking places away from them. and yes having no safe public places for them is what leads a lot of teens into addiction if they end up at a place where people aren’t truly looking out for them.

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idk what im doing anymore

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Did you know Madoka hates scammers? No, really! There is a magazine interview where Madoka is interviewed in-character (one of many sources for Madoka saying she wants to marry someone as cool as her mother), where they ask Madoka 100 questions, many of which I... would probably have been told by her. And what does she have to say about anyone she'd hate? Anything that she could never, ever forgive?

"Impersonation phone scams!"

She is thinking of a very particular phone scam, common in Japan, where the scammer fishes for information from their target. "It's me!" Once they get a name of some distant friend or relative they don't keep up with, they try to get information that leads to them stealing all your money and bank information.

But what if it's not money they're after? What if they're after something far more valuable? Something that even in death will affect you? A choice you can never take back?

If someone felt they had to be seen as evil and knew such a thing about the one they love, would that potentially mean anything?

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Having a boyfriend is literally free

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"The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when I—" when you what? What's wrong with her?

Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less trans—any less worthy of respect—cause it's "not visible"? Queer solidarity my ass. Don't spout this bullshit on Pride, man.

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I had a dream that someone started a meme at the bottom of their tumblr posts that was just a banner of harry styles giving a thumbs up with the text "This post is Ravioli Approved." It got really popular, and eventually Harry got wind of it and went on James Corden and said "this meme is Ravioli Approved." Everyone loved it and it was really funny, and Harry Styles played along. Until one day he tweeted "Donald Trump is not Ravioli Approved." And the next day Trump fucking died.

suddenly everyone was DMing Harry Styles like "am I ravioli approved???" And he mostly said yes, but the ones he said no to died. And the next day it would come out that they had been murderers or just terrible people.

They gave Harry Styles his own government Bureau of Ravioli Approval (BORA) and every baby born got an approval/disapproval rating with their social security number. Infant mortality dropped because every baby except the Disapproved ones lived.

Eventually he did like a 12-hour live special of him reading the death records of the last 20 years and approving/disapproving of their deaths. There wasn't any earthly repercussions to that but im pretty sure it meant he was sending them to heaven or hell?

The dream ended with a looney tunes ending card, except instead of porky pig it was harry in the middle with the message "This Dream Is Ravioli Approved." And i woke up.

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I don’t even like Pokemon, but I can name more of them than I can real people.

The great thing about playing uno is that they make decks with pokemon on them, which makes it much easier to count cards.