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BioWare: Makes lizard and bird aliens and robots and dwarves and qunari

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Varric Tethras as a character is wild. He calls everyone by a nickname. He writes trashy romance novels. He’s a prolific liar. His family got them kicked out of the dwarf kingdom for rigging dwarven Wrestlemania matches. He has fingers in literally every crime ring in Kirkwall. He lives in a pub. He named his weapon after his absent girlfriend with whom he has a restraining order. He denies his involvement in keeping the wizard police away from his friend’s illegal magic Urgent Care. He’s the mom of the friend group. And he does this all while being four feet tall

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Me making every decision in a game based on what my love interest approves of

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I wanted to draw a quick sketch of Isabela and then my hand slipped

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The Collector general at the end of Mass Effect 2

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Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter?

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And that's why we love Hawke

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When you replay Mass Effect 2 and see the Krogran writing poetry for that asari on Illium