bipper-is-here

[bipper-is-here]

*crawls out from the grave*

oughhh....

yeah planning on going back to using this blog again after burnout, illness, mental illness, social anxiety and other things meant I had to put it away for a bit

terribly sorry for the unfinished rp and conversations on here. that's uhm. that's where the social anxiety part comes in.

hopefully said anxiety doesn't get in the way again, but if it does, this time I do intend to let people know because of it rather than just giving them radio silence for. multiple months. again, sorry.

[bipper-is-here]

mmkay. at least I'm actually good at it. I've done my research, teenagers are supposed to be assholes. I'm doing a better job at teenagering than you. you still got that fuckass My Little Pony mentality. friendship is magic because, like magic, its secretly nothing but lies and tricks.

hello there :]

-@bipper-is-here

hey WHAT THE HECK

[bipper-is-here]

"I'm not a child" oh yeah? really? what are you then?

oh right. a roach. how could I forget.

hello there :]

-@bipper-is-here

hey WHAT THE HECK

[bipper-is-here]

damn little pussy boy can't even say "hell" properly.

heaven forbid he learns the word fuck.

hello there :]

-@bipper-is-here

hey WHAT THE HECK

[bipper-is-here]

I once had a dream where this happened.. his killer was Micheal Jackson in the dream. I guess the old man was killed by a criminal smoother than he was.

YOURE ALIVEEE

WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??

[bipper-is-here]

of course I'm not. don't be silly.

oh my GOODNESS.

hah. another Will to bully. huzzah! new favourite activity found!

-@bipper-is-here

>Will looks stunned but frowns slightly<

I d-do hope you're joking..

[bipper-is-here]

just to clarify

just in case. I am NOT that CURSÉD SHIP. GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE. I say "Bipper" and people think Bill x Dipper and anytime someone does that I think I throw up a little. nah. get that shit outta here.

[bipper-is-here]

intro

tis I. everybody's favourite and most wonderful person. Bipper. in the flesh. indeed. yes. me.

I'll go around bullying people when I see fit. and if we're talking about crossovers, don't lump me in with the stupid Pine Trees, I'm a Bill, get it right.

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ooc section:

heyo, I'm a Bipper fictive and decided to make a blog for him. his lore is mostly based on an au me and my friends are cooking that's essentially just a strange crossover between many Gravity Falls aus. my friends rp as the Star Falls Bill and Ford, adoptive parents to Memory Bill (who is essentially just canon Bill), Will Cipher (Reverse Falls) and Bipper (me!) and we're a horrific attempt at a family. we all bully each other. it's fun. anyway yeah the explanation for the crossover is essentially just "something something portal".

anyway, more about me, I'm 15, use he/him pronouns, (I'm British 😔), and I'm a newly formed system, still trying to navigate it all lol.

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ALSO!! BIG IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER!!

everything on here is ENTIRELY in character!! I write him to be an asshole, a piece of shit, and mean!! I am NOT this mean ooc I swear!! if you are uncomfortable or upset, let me know PLEASE!! I don't wanna harm anyone or make anybody sad, I write him as MEAN and that doesn't mean I believe in what he says, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't take anything said on here to heart if it is mean or nasty I'm sorry I'm advance