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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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I've read people saying that autistic people should be full on sterilized! I'm honestly worried with autism being more and more demonized in the States!

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Just let me communicate differently, I'm not asking for much smh

Featuring Felicia from Mice Tea

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Burnout is a jockey and he's riding me to death.

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05.10 - Morningstar

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I saw this post on tiktok and as soon as I opened the comments I started sobbing

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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when you cook for everyone and they tell you how much they like the food

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I was making a doodle about an AroAce mood and fucked up the third panel but I think this might be better actually

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snoopy and miffy told me they are a femme4butch couple in real life

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From one Gen-Z to another, let’s continue to deprogram ourselves from the idea that 30 is old and you need to have your shit together before 30.

You can go back to school after age 30!

You can fall in love after age 30!

You can find a best friend after age 30!

You can find a passion after age 30!

You can find a job you love after age 30!

You can recover from an addiction after the age 30!

You can pursue a large goal after age 30!

You can travel the world after age 30!

You can move after age 30!

You can change your appearance after age 30!

You can ask for help after age 30!

You can make discoveries about yourself after age 30!

You can come out after age 30!

You can fix your finances after age 30!

You can be attractive after age 30!

You can fix your life after age 30!

You can do anything after age 30!

Idk what so specifically about the number 30 has bewitched so many of us into believing that means your life is over, but it’s just so far from the truth!

You have so much more time after 30 to accomplish all that you want to do.

Your life isn’t over until it quite literally is over. Stop giving yourself a deadline that doesn’t exist!

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cutely emits a single ping

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Fitz being unsympathetic is so, funny.

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Big fan of all weapons that can be summarised with "put it on a stick!".

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Spear-seller: well you're in luck! I currently have a twelve foot pole up for grab. But only one, so you gotta think fast!

guy trying to sell me a spear: Are you absolutely SURE you wouldn't touch that man with a ten foot pole? 🤔