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Birders: do you ever wonder if this happens?

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i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me

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I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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Splendid Fairywren (Malurus splendens), males, family Maluridae, order Passeriformes, Australia

photograph by Jennifer Sexton

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Kakashi + Team 7

Bonus:

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Couldnt pick a color scheme, enjoy the gay

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girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

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i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff

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What it felt like when Austria won last minute: