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      - - - ok-ay. my hiatus ends today !! ( and i thought i’d be done work but i’m not but i will cover that in a sec ) // which means i’ll finally be worming my way back into things - even if i’m a lil bit out of the loop. 

i had to take a small break because i got moved to a swim camp ( swimming 3 times a day ) with a very ??? dramatic ??? camper. i’m not sure dramatic covers it ?? ? anyway its been trouble - sweet and short way of putting it is i don’t think its the most appropriate camp for her but im not her parents.

but i blew a good chunk of money on wonder woman shoes (  judge  a w a y ) and then i was offered a week eight shift ( this week ) and i thought to cover the damage i’d work - but it’s been WAY more trouble than its worth ------- 

and my shoe order got cancelled so the money didn’t get spent so i’m working for no reason ; ; 

++ we had our last work meeting tonight ( which i strategically snuck my cat into the last ten minutes or so ). so technically i work TWO flipping more days and i’m free. 

but    a n y w h o  because i’m  tragedy i’m still just going to pick away at that STARTER CALL I posted ( because even if its ancient???? i haven’t forgotten about it.

NO WORRIES IF YOU DON’T WANT A STARTER ANYMORE ( FOR WHATEVER REASON ) JUST UNLIKE IT !! 

BUT YES. long story short - i’m not dead - i just kind of wish i was && i make poor life decisions by earning money.

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gwen poole !

“This isn’t illegal is it?? actually, i don’t care, it’ll look cool.” pink tipped ends fall over gwens shoulder as she reaches into her backpack to pull out a hot pink can of spray paint. “like what if when this is all over, i got back to 2017 and there’s still a little pink gwenpool tag on this building. that’d be sick,” she shakes the can lightly before pulling the top off and beginning to work, “there’s some other colors in my shark bag if you wanna join.”

          “ of cou ----- “ he stops short, scowling. law enforcement wouldn’t care in the slightest just how cool it was. still, he watches silently, trying to keep his curiosity at bay. he should object - he had stopped behavior like this in the past under the guise of robin - so why should he allow it now? circumstances, perhaps. he had been itching for anything to do, and art was his forte. “ what is a gwenpool tag supposed to look like . . . ? “ he casts an uneasy glance at the bag, he could. but he probably shouldn’t. most definitely shouldn't. “ i’m not sure that is the best idea. “

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Batman #657

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i'm Damian and I got extreme family issues

——- WRITE AN “ABOUT ME” PRETENDING TO BE ME AND I’LL RATE THE ACCURACY OUT OF 10 ( accepting ! )

         “ that isn’t incorrect. given that every orphan and their dead mother seems to be pushed into herodom by a DEATH IN THE FAMILY, one can only be glad they have a family to have issues with. still. a tad bit general. “

RATING : 7/0

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hi i'm a punk ass bitch!

——- WRITE AN “ABOUT ME” PRETENDING TO BE ME AND I’LL RATE THE ACCURACY OUT OF 10 ( accepting ! )

RATING : 0/0

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"hi i'm damian and i would have never become robin if it weren't for dick becoming batman"

——- WRITE AN “ABOUT ME” PRETENDING TO BE ME AND I’LL RATE THE ACCURACY OUT OF 10 ( accepting ! )

 "hI I’M tiM And aftEr All ThEse YearS i’m stIlL bItteR, and my PareNt’s oNlY EsCape froM me was dEaTh"“

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a little shit of a robin birb

——- WRITE AN “ABOUT ME” PRETENDING TO BE ME AND I’LL RATE THE ACCURACY OUT OF 10 ( accepting ! )

RATING : 0/0

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HAAAAI I'M DAMIPOO AND I LURV MY BROTHER DICKIE (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

——- WRITE AN “ABOUT ME” PRETENDING TO BE ME AND I’LL RATE THE ACCURACY OUT OF 10 ( accepting ! )

          $10,000 to the person who can bring me sufficient evidence Richard ‘ Dick ‘ Grayson wrote this and made me read it with my own eyes. 

RATING : 3/0

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"i will literally kill anyone who tries to write me an about me."

——- WRITE AN “ABOUT ME” PRETENDING TO BE ME AND I’LL RATE THE ACCURACY OUT OF 10 ( accepting ! )

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write an 'about me' pretending to be me and i'll rate the accuracy /10

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ｗａｔｃｈ ｙｏｕｒｓｅｌｆ ! ( ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉʳ ᶜᵃˡˡ ) @jvsntodds 

        there’s a serene calmness as he watches the former robin, not yet sure if his presence is known. they don’t always see eye to eye, but damian doesn’t believe their relationship to be as strained as the one he has with tim. unfortunate for all, there was little room for peace when two of the bat-clan share the same space. youngest of said clan now chose to hover close to his brother, casting glances between him and the glass of water he’d procured moments before finding jason. he HAD seen it in videos back in the present. jokes of sort. and he did need the other’s attention. . .  without too much thought, “ todd ! “ he cries, before pouring the contents over the other, “ I have a crisis ! “

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🍳 !

— ＭＡＧＩＣ ! ＡＮＯＮ - ( fluff meme ) accepting !

🍳 - MY MUSE TAKES YOURS OUT TO BRUNCH !

     “ gordon ! “ a light chirp, “ I’m famished. I desire brunch. “ is how the unusual excursion had commenced. there had been a fair bit of whining in the start, moaning and groaning over the fact her elder was taking far too long to leave for her taste. eventually linking arms with the redhead and pulling her along with a brisk pace. she doesn’t have much to say on their travel, instead quite content to silently enjoy the change of scenery - glued rather closely to barbara’s side, on occasion pointing out the rare oddity or pausing to make a comment or two. damiana has never been one for brunch, the concept lost on her, still there’s a content smile on her lips as she sits across from the batgirl. “ my treat “, she speaks up, eyes scanning the menu with curiosity, “ paid for by my father, of course. “ though she doubted he was aware of the fact. she leans her head into her hand, tilting it to stare in amusement, “ they are fortunate to have you, “ she admits, “ the girls. “ she clarifies. “ you’re a good example, a fine role-model - so is richard, but. . . “  the robin drawls, “ . . . boys . . . they’re . . . melodramatic. it’s easier to solve their problems with fists first before anything else”. the girls always seemed put together. respectful of each other, as family should be. “ maybe, just maybe, no more bat-men. just bat-girls. imagine that. “ she can’t help but think they’d certainly cut down on the drama, and as she smiles to herself and returns to the menu, she can’t help but mutter a soft, “ barbara gordon. the hero boys need - but not the hero they deserve. “

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       ‘ I BET TWELVE-YEAR-OLD BRUCE WAYNE GAVE THAT MOVIE THEATER A TERRIBLE YELP REVIEW ‘ + OTHER GEMS.

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✳️ Kiss yours on the forehead. :)

— ＭＡＧＩＣ ! ＡＮＯＮ - ( fluff meme ) accepting !

      “ move it, jonathan! the sun has almost set. “  head tilted back, a slight pout as she glares at the wall that kept the duo from entering the mansion’s grounds - jon only a few paces behind her. she whispers a silent prayer, hoping no one had yet noticed their escapade, anything to escape xavier’s for even a few mere hours. “ hoist me up. “ it’s a whisper as she’s aided up the wall, straddling the brickwork, she reaches down to pull the boy up to join her. there’s a flash of a modest smile before she drops down, waving a hand, urging the superboy to join her, “ we’ve made it. ” is all she says as she starts the walk back towards their home in 1973. soon enough, they’re crossing the grounds in sync. it is only when they are near the entrance, does she bump the other with her hip, “ that was . . . nice. “ petit hands reach out until they’ve found her partner’s. she’s heard much of richard’s adventures in romance - tales of disaster, embarrassment, enough to want to make her wish she the floor would swallow her whole solely out of secondhand embarrassment. and yet she’s still musing over the idea of what could happen next. “ you did well. “ elevating herself on the tips of her toes, she cups his face and tilts it downwards until she can successfully plant a soft kiss just above his brows, a moment later brushing over the spot with her thumb. she thinks it acceptable of a young lady. she’s seen it done only a hundred times before by the woman in her life. a show of affection, yet still appropriate. she drops to the flats of her feet once more and taps the tip of his nose with her index finger, all the while shooting him a wink. she spins to the door with a cackle that isn’t ladylike in the slightest - just before he can catch the red in her cheeks, “ remember! “, she calls, sounding humored, “ you can’t tell a soul about today. we wouldn’t want my father and brothers finding out ! ” and again the coy little devil laughed. 

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--- ＭＡＧＩＣ ! ＡＮＯＮ ＶＥＲＳＩＯＮ

Mega Fluff Meme! Send a symbol, and my muse will...

(Include “Flipped!” for your muse to do the thing instead!)

⭐ Kiss yours on the nose.

💥 Kiss yours on the cheek.

✳️ Kiss yours on the forehead.

💋 Kiss yours on the lips.

✋ Play with your muse’s hair. 

⛺ Build a blanket fort with your muse.

🍳 Take your muse out to brunch.

🎼 Serenade your muse.

🐱 Bring your muse a kitten.

🌼 Bring your muse flowers.

💝 Bring your muse chocolates.

🌠 Take your muse stargazing.

🍎 Take your muse on a picnic.

🏨  Carry your muse to bed and/or tuck them in.

🍴 Cook for your muse. 

🏥 Care for your sick/injured muse.

🚣  Take your muse for a quiet night out on the lake.

🌳 Take your muse for a walk in the woods.

🎁 Get your muse an extravagant gift.

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M!A: you're going to be a sweet teenage girl who loves her older brothers and sister. effective until midnight.

- - - ＭＡＧＩＣ ! ＡＮＯＮ

effective until midnight - meetdamiana ! all future asks will be answered under the effect of the MAGIC ! ANON.

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Send a symbol for my muse's reaction to yours:

👮: arresting them 🕵: interrogating them ��: appearing as a ghost after death 👶: telling them they’re pregnant 👰: proposing to them 🎅: giving them a present 👼: doing a favor for them 💃: asking them to dance 👪: taking them to meet their parents 🙅: rejecting them 🤒: taking care of them while sick 😈: playing a prank on them 👿: getting into a fight with them