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let's lean with mama

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eye test

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look I'm a disability studies scholar so I know why people are like this. but. people really do get so pressed about the dumbest shit. why do you care if someone has multiple people in their head? why do you care if someone is existing with a mobility aid in your line of sight? why do you care if someone takes a couple extra seconds to formulate a sentence? even if you don't believe that someone is legitimately disabled (which is bad on its own. but still). what do you lose by just taking people at face value? and what do you gain by living life as an angry little ass all the time?

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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

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i have turned it into a letterboxd list: good films that are free on the internet archive!!!! Each film is linked in the notes on letterboxd. this will be continually updated so it's a good link to save if you want to keep up!

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Hey how come the truck automatically locks when it explodes and bursts into flames

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You have to get up pretty early in the morning to lead your gift horse across that burnt bridge but you can’t make a watched horse eat all your cans of worms in one basket

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Today I learned that there’s a specific opening strategy in chess called the Frankenstein–Dracula Variation. I’m not going anywhere with this – I just wanted to share that information.

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interview tomorrow mamas gonna be a barista and if the interview doesn't go well im gonna start posting traumacore edits of biggby coffee

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Every year The Internet Archive hosts a competion to make art using newly public domain materials, and I've been losing my mind at this submission:

https://archive.org/details/555-milf-tar/

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Straight man: *says insanely misogynist shit*

The tolerant left: are you gay? I bet you are gay. I bet you like men. I bet you like sucking cock and taking it up the ass.

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i should figure out how to homebrew white monster actually

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better pictures of my papier mache cat i made when i was 17 (its cat-sized)

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my aunt sent me these photos of the subway in Armenia because she thought I would love it

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Belted Kingfisher I know you don’t care but you mean everything to me girl

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ch..... chainsaw man .......... fuck..