birdinprogrammingsocks

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it’s too late, Hero Girl! i’ve already locked you in there and i’m flooding the room with the Makes You A Beast Gas! beg for my mercy as you lose your humanity and succumb to your baser instincts, only to-

wait

wait no

why are you jacking off. stop that. you’re not supposed to do that

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you WILL develop an all-encompassing & unconditional sense of warmth and empathy for your younger self (no longer asking)

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Hey. Pay attention. This is important. Listen very carefully.

Your mission, should you chose to accept it, is of vital importance.

You're going to find one of those trans girls; you know the type. Insecure, overly-agreeable, quick to offer her time and energy to the cause of making other people happy. You'll find her topping other trans girls, or DMing a campaign, or doing her best to make other people like her desirable and wanted. Yes, I see the light dawning in your eyes - you know exactly who I mean.

Once you find her, you'll need to act quick. You need to push her down, get her while she's high, or simply overpower her if possible, but you need to get a collar around her neck ASAP. She'll struggle, deny that she needs it, ask you what you want instead. You have options here; you can tell her that you want her, or you can tell her to shut up and make it clear through your actions.

Regardless, once you've tightened the collar around her neck, she should go limp and get all pliable. This is where the fun begins, and is absolutely critical that you have fun. Her pleasure (and pain!) should be the first priority, but if you're not enjoying yourself, she WILL know. Still, this is your chance to play around with a tgirl. Take full advantage of it! Feel up her tits, stick your fingers in her mouth - enjoy her dumb little sensitive moans. I'd recommend employing some light hypnosis to make things easier next time; implant some commands to make her melt whenever you'd like!

DO NOT MAKE HER TOP. DO NOT TOUCH HER DICK UNLESS YOU ARE 1,000% POSITIVE YOU ARE TREATING HER LIKE A GIRL. IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN THEN DON'T TOUCH HER DICK.

When she's getting tired, or has cum, or has started to tap out, then its time to move onto the second to last step - don't let it end. Don't take her collar off. Put her in the chastity cage that she bought and barely used. This is her new normal now, and she's going to have to accept it. Tell her that! Tell her that she belongs to you; that her cock might as well not be there anymore. Tell her that her body exists for your pleasure. She's your toy. A cute, submissive little pet for you to use and abuse at your leisure.

Here's the real final step - make good on your promise. Feel her up. Don't make it a one time thing. Don't let it be a once in a blue moon occasion. You've stripped her bare, forced her to give in and submit for her own sake and for yours, instead of sacrificing her own engagement for other people's pleasure. Don't waste that vulnerability.

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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ok its been months since i posted but apparently people dont know about the clipboard history menu that's built into windows?

hit win+v, turn it on. your clipboard gets saved here. i've saved so much time at work that i would have spent copying several pieces of information from the same browser tab

and if you're one of those linux nerds like me, install copyq and set a keyboard shortcut to 'copyq menu' to mimic windows' behavior

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dyke fact #173

you can tease butches......but watch out!

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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

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sometimes the moral of the story really is just "you cannot go back and what happened to you is going to be with you for the rest of your life. but it's still going to be okay" huh

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Every single time I say that I am femme, that’s code for “I want to be home for an unapologetically butch dyke.”

It’s code for “I want to protect my butch from a world that was not built for them. I want to show them that they DO have a place in this world, and that that place is with me. I want to show them love and patience and understanding. I want to encourage their butchness. I want to tie their tie. I want to get them new work boots for their birthday. I want to make them my handsome wife, and I want to come home to them. I want them to be my home, as I am theirs. I want them to feel safe with me. I want them to know that it is okay to be soft with me. I want them to show me how they giggle and how they weep and how they swoon, just as I do.”

It’s code for “When you have nothing else, you have me. And we will be okay.”

THIS POST IS INCLUSIVE OF TRANS WOMEN! TRANS BUTCHES ARE BUTCHES AND DESERVE THIS KIND OF HYPE AND LOVE!

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im........dogy

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I could quickly sniff you out in a large crowd, due to my high insmelligence. And you stink.

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They’re inventing a new breed of dog called everything will be ok

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clicker trained puppygirl scientist goes to a nuclear explosion site with a giger counter for testing and she's struggling to keep her composure while cumming her brains out

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Lighting the bowl for them with the bong resting on my bulge, keeping eye contact as they inhale waiting for my permission to stop taking in smoke,

“Just a little more baby, there you go, dont choke, just like that”

I give a small nod and they let out a huge puff of smoke, their eyes glossed over and dazed.

I move the bong away and guide their salivating mouth to my strap, they know just what to do

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so in need of a pretty pair of lips suckling on my tcock. ugh. i just wanna condition a cute, obedient little pups’ mouth to water every time they see even a hint of my hip or torso peeking out from my pants. can barely keep their tongue in their mouth. their brain goes stupid and they just crave to be face fucked. crave the sensation of burying their face in my cunt. humping the air when their tongue finally gets a taste of me because its turning them on so intensely… like a dumb, slutty, desperate fucking mutt. lips glued to my clit while they use their tongue to explore my taste. moaning into me every time i yank their hair or buck into their face. fuck, i need to make a sloppy, slippery mess of a slutty pups’ face. watch their eyes roll back while i hump their mouth, watch their brain shut off while i use them like a fucktoy.

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MINORS GO AWAY, this is a kink post

puppy subs are so so easy to please. they’re cold? warm them up by breeding them while they wear your comfy warm clothes. they’re hot? strip them down and let them starfish out on the bed, it just so happens that it gives you perfect accent to their drippy cunt.

theyre getting overtired and bratty around bedtime? fuck them to sleep, it’ll tire their sleepy little brains out super quick. time to get up? fuck them awake, the harder you go, the more you make it hurt, the more likely they are to whimper i’ll get upppp i’ll get up it hurts.

they have a scrape or a bruise? clean them up and kiss them better, poor thing deserve a little kiss, it works better if you kiss their sensitive puppyparts.

they’ve got too much pent up energy? let them grind on your thigh!! it’s okay, all puppies need to hump their brains all dumb. it’s only natural.

subby puppys’ brains are linked to their cunts <33 we know that but they don’t know that. they all think we’re sooooo smart for knowing just how to make it all better. they don’t know they’re just really fucking predictable.

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If someone could PLEASE say these things that would be chef's kiss:

"Puppy? I'm home. You better be bent over and ready."

"Aw, look at how needy you are."

"Come on, pretty boy, faster. I know you can do it."

"That's it. Thaaaat's it."

"Keep going baby. Don't you dare stop."

"You wanted this. You got your wish. Now you're going to see what happens when you get too greedy."

"On your knees. Now."

"Open."

"Suck."

"Good, take it all."

"Aw, did my cock hit the back of your throat too hard. That's too bad. Do it again."

"Your tears are so fucking pretty. Keep crying for me, puppy."