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When people asks questions like “Do trans men hold privilege over cis women” all i can think of is that post where op says “this is how you all think privilege works” and its a pokemon damage type effectiveness chart

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the world will not heal until we have a horror themed met gala

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jonathan harker: cool, thanks for the crucifix, literally only taking this to end a socially awkward situation, why is this relevant?

all of us, with the cultural knowledge of how the story of Dracula works: 

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tumblr is the only social media site that doesn't crack down on threats of violence because its denizens only do it in very drawn out and lamely prosaic ways that if read aloud during litigation couldn't reasonably be ruled out as just being an insufferable homosexual's creative writing exercise

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I think that within hours misha collins is going to say on Twitter that he is straight and very sorry about it but will also simultaneously like and make cryptic comments on dozens of tweets about him being bi because he’s gotten addicted to the rush of queerbaiting over the last 12 years

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jesus christ was dead longer than misha collins was bi

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Hi everyone, after 2 years of escaping this hellsite I’m back to talk about the gay pirates and whatever the hell is going on with supernatural these days

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get out your popcorn y'all: tumblr is finding out that the pirates in the gay pirate show were bad people irl.

season 2 of hamilton discourse let's gooooo

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i am 1 foot tall and eat trash

I am unstoppable

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outta all the things to become controversial in my lifetime i feel like vaccination is both the dumbest and most unexpected one???

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endgame spoilers////

alright now that the nerds are gone im gonna need the biggest dumbasses here to help me out. im thinking if we all split the job we could probably eat just enough of the earth to completely separate texas from the united states

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My sister just walked into my room, grunted “oil” and promptly collapsed on the floor