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It’s kind of crazy seeing how many people would have just straight up supported Hitler if they were born in that period. Saw a tik tok today of a someone saying “why are teachers and drivers bragging about not letting ICE into their rooms to find students. You all know that’s a federal crime right?” Like they care more about the Government that controls them than the innocent lives of the people around you. There is the sentiment on the right that laws=morality when that simply isn’t that case. The family the hid Anne Frank was breaking the law. Harriet Tubman broke the law. Abolitionists were breaking the law every day. In the upcoming years MAGA and his cult are going to try to trick us into thinking we are in the wrong side of History, but we know we won’t be. History will look back on this time and judge these people harshly they supported him.

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Me anytime CRJ comes on. Clear my path!

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Sometimes you just gotta quit being a pussy and throw down

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DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN DISNEY MADE ALL THESE TV SHOWS BASED OFF THEIR MOVIES

AND THEY HAD LIKE RIDICULOUS CROSSOVERS

YES, THAT IS HERCULES WITH ALADDIN

AND THEY HAD THESE NEW VILLAINS

(Lady La from Legend of Tarzan)

(NOS-4-A4 from Buzz Lightyear of Star Command)

(Mozenrath from Aladdin)

AND THEY HAD LIKE DARK VERSIONS OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS AND IT WAS RLY TRIPPY. THAT’S LIKE DARK JANE THERE FROM LEGEND OF TARZAN

AND THIS ONE’S CHAOS ALADDIN

AND HERE’S EVIL BUZZ LIGHTYEAR

AND THESE WERE ACTUAL EPISODE TITLES THAT WERE RIDICULOUS PUNS

SORRY FOR THAT LONG POST BUT JUST

I REMEMBERED THESE TODAY AND I LOST IT

Thats when Toon Disney was at its peak

My shit

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my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

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Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

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Date someone who will date you

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“I can’t do that, it gives me anxiety” vs. “it gives me anxiety because I haven’t done it” = unstoppable force vs. immovable object

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I aspire to be as chill as Finn and Jake.

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1. You fucking live here

2. You fucking live here

3. You fucking live here

4. You fucking live here

5. You fucking live here

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Imagine hating homeless people so much u find ways to make their lives shittier instead of providing them with the resources they need

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DON’T SCROLL PASS! FOUND THIS ON GOOGLE+ AND I FEEL LIKE IT IS IMPORTANT!

Edit: This post almost has 500 notes! The more people who sees this, the more help the Internet receives!

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FACT:

people from florida and southern california cant touch ice cubes with bare hands because they will die of hypothermia

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Me: *Drops chocolate on the floor.*

Me: 👀

My Dog: 👀

*Kill Bill Sirens*