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i have a crush on u. are u into tboys with problems

a tboy without problems is like an angel without wings.

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I GOT TOP SURGERY

I HAVE NO TITS! I NEVER HAVE TO WEAR A BRA AGAIN!!! DYSPHORIA BEGONE!!!!

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🔪🔪🔪I MEAN IT🔪🔪🔪 (ID in alt text)

get the print and sticker here

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ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on

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why is that snake eating its tail. doesnt seem that smart

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Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?

Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?

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I think cis people should also be their gender of choice. Like, if you're a man, you should get to really enjoy being a man- have fun with it! If you're a woman, take the parts of womanhood that really deeply make you happy. If being a little androgynous or ambiguous or hidden is the part that really makes you happy, you don't have to be trans for that. If you wanna lean really hard into being femme or masc- do it! You have one life in your body, do what makes you happy. Ditch the stuff you don't like.

My sinister queer agenda is I think that everyone should be the gender they like in the way they like it.

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Your daily reminder you can download a FREE copy of Stone Butch Blues off of Leslie Feinberg’s website

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Apparently I wrote this long ass poem while suuuuper drunk and did not remember doing it until I found it in my google docs titled FLOATING DEATH SKULL, SALT RIM which I think is very fun what a nice little surprise for sober me

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I hope Nael knows their poem made me cry

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as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

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"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

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There is something really magical about the sound of a photocopier photocopying. It feels very substantial. It feels very crunchy. You feel like the machine is putting work into its task, but you also have no fear that it is breaking because it seems so certain and sure of its movement. God damn it's comforting. It makes me want to take the photocopier out into the forest, set up a little fire, and just lean against it while I stare up into the stars knowing that it would copy the stars for me if I would just but have the courage to ask.

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duality of man

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rb to bite the person u reblogged from

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had a hairdresser do such a mid touch up on my mullet that immediately after i left the salon i went to the store and bought my own clippers to fix and have discovered that its not as hard as she made it seem and will be doing my own hair from now on