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birdofmay · 2 hours
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reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons
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birdofmay · 3 days
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yknow what i'm curious what's the longest song everyone has listened to in full (snippets and short versions don't count, i mean the full song) and how long is it. for me it's for el ahrairah to cry by fall of efrafa and its 22 minutes long
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birdofmay · 3 days
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Btw, in case you're wondering why on earth somebody would write a song about iconoclasm:
Someone on Tumblr once called this particular umbrella of genres in Germany "cosplay music". Songs under this umbrella are either about historic events/people or written in historic and/or highly metaphorical language or are about novels, movies, mythology, fantasy or even (live action) role play. Sometimes people even see antique letters and go "Oh, cool, I HAVE to write a song about that!" so 😂 Examples:
This song is about peasants hating noblemen and plotting to kill them:
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This is about entering Walhalla after a battle:
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This is about celebrating Walpurgis Night:
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This has references to the novel "The alchemist":
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This is about fckn Rumpelstiltskin 😂:
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This is about a pirate complaining that, no matter what he tries, he just can't get a girlfriend... I mean why not 🤷🏻‍♀️:
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This is about a really sick terminally ill person who is in pain but kept alive against their will even though it's hopeless BEGGING someone to please finally let them die, but it's written in a very poetic and highly metaphorical language:
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And this is about The Elder Scrolls Online:
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So yeah, writing about iconoclasm is an absolutely normal thing to to 😂
New song stuck in my head:
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(this song is about iconoclasm in Christianity, which is why you'll hear an "In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti" in the beginning (to make it clear that it's not about iconoclasm in general), but it's a HISTORIC song, we don't have a new uprising of iconoclasm in my country or something 😂)
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birdofmay · 3 days
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New song stuck in my head:
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(this song is about iconoclasm in Christianity, which is why you'll hear an "In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti" in the beginning (to make it clear that it's not about iconoclasm in general), but it's a HISTORIC song, we don't have a new uprising of iconoclasm in my country or something 😂)
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birdofmay · 4 days
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birdofmay · 5 days
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you have a stock im arsch, i have hummeln im hintern. we are not the same.
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birdofmay · 5 days
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First post: "Lemon glaze is a sweet and sour sauce"
Second post: "tastes like shit" [ID: a single french fry with lemon glaze on top of it /end ID]
Zuckerguss mit Zitrone ist eine Süßsauer-Soße
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birdofmay · 6 days
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I forgot who of you guys my "plays classical music" followers were, but I remember that I once was chatting with someone who plays the flute and someone who plays the violin.
Anyway, since I can't find our conversations, I'll put what I wanted to send you in a post because it's funny. My brother just sent me "fake" sheet music with funny and nonsensical instructions in the same vein of this "unplayable" piece "Fairies Aire and Death Waltz". Have fun with "String Quartet No. 556(b) for Strings":
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(Arranged by size and weight and Viola (or whatever) got me 😂)
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birdofmay · 7 days
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i pledge allegiance to the fags
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birdofmay · 7 days
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When it comes to old bands you know from your childhood, there are two strange situations that can make you go "uh... WHAT?" in disbelief:
you find out that they STILL release new music
you find out that they DON'T make music anymore
Both will leave you utterly confused.
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birdofmay · 7 days
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New REBLOG Game
Just fucking lie about the previous poster
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birdofmay · 7 days
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know you into jazz but, you know, the off chance... do you know good viola songs for background music? i only find violin but want viola...
Nobuko Imai!! There are some nice ones on "Viola Bouquet", but generally I like the way she plays. I may not know much about violas, but my ears like it 🤷🏻‍♀️😂
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