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Leaving tumblr

Because I can't fucking get into the email attached to my account and it's focrcing me to update the password. I'm just still randomly logged in on my old phone. Idk.

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Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

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me on a daily basis

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Me

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*with a metal bat I whack the bouquet straight into the woods, preventing both myself and any of my fellow bridesmaids from finding love*

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John Legend criticizes Republicans like Jeb Bush and Ted Cruz for their responses to the video recording of Trump admitting to sexual assault

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This clown sub-plot is gonna tie into the main Trump storyline at some point you just know it

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IT WAS AN

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He doesn’t like the rain, so we had to buy him a raincoat

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me flirting: I don’t want you to die

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Seems about right.

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note to my future partner: unexplained phenomena themed wedding. save the date says CONFIRMED with a grainy photo of us, each in the classic bigfoot pose, holding hands

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i hang a lot of shit on americans but it seems that all Florida Men are mad cunts 

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