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for some reason, "you can just do an art project" unlocked a realization that "you can just make art" wasn't able to access.
like yeah i know i can set aside an afternoon and sketch a still life.
but also i can, like. select a random marine creature from a hat and then research them and then spend a bit of time in the evenings and weekends over the course of a few weeks making a diorama.
or i can make an abstract sculpture out of scrap cardboard and masking tape, and then paper mache over it, and then paint it.
or i can draw something with markers and color it in with crayons.
i dunno why it took me so long to realize that, in the same way that i can revisit the games and hobbies that i enjoyed as a kid, and i can orchestrate "presentation parties" so my friends and i can flex our slideshow animation skills, i can also Make Art, Grade School Style (and not just Grownup Art/School Style)
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rohan eat a corn
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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.
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me: man my cock is so chafed. who could have done this.
the common cockchafer:

me: the common what
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Max Wolf Valerio, Matthew Rice and David Harrison (left to right both photos) standing in front of a picture of them all marching in the first ever FTM pride contingent in San Francisco Pride 1994 (July 2023)
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reminder that "allies welcome" was once secret code for "those not out yet can still participate without putting themselves at risk", and for those who aren't out yet to comfortably exist in these spaces you have to let allies exist in those spaces too.
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i made harrys tie for my cat... id say he looks very handsome in it
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Walking around my neighborhood wearing my sick as fuck custom T-shirt that says "I STEAL EVERY FRIENDLY CAT I MEET WITH NO REMORSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS KEEP THAT BEAST ENCLOSED LEST YE FACE MY LIGHTNING CAT GRASP" and smiling politely while my neighbors' indoor-outdoor cats gently trot down the sidewalk towards me as the neighbors themselves read my shirt with a growing sense of panic.
#dfgkjdhf your way with words op#animal death mention#also like. honestly?#if i were able to i would absolutely be catnapping my neighbors' indoor/outdoor cats#there are two in particular that i see a lot who are just. the sweetest little guys#but they scare all the birds around here (and prob worse; but i've only witnessed lesser acts of violence)#one of them seemed oblivious to the fact that the local murder of crows was screaming their heads off at him#bc he was just chilling under the tree where babies were#so the wife and i led him safely back to the house we think he's from#if i didn't already have a cat and a bird to worry about#i would've just scooped that lil guy up and brought him to my own home#like!!! i love cats. a lot. which is why it breaks my heart to see them fucking wandering outside#that cat wasn't intentionally bothering the crows (at the moment) but they were rightfully upset#and if they started divebombing him it could've gotten very ugly for everyone involved#it's dangerous for wildlife AND it's dangerous for the cats#i promise you they go WAY farther from home than you think they do too#i also promise you that even if you don't think there are coyotes around you........ yes there are#at least if you're in the US/canada#if you're outside of that region just replace 'coyote' with whatever local predators your area has#whether you see them or not. they ARE there
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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy
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We need to bring back floppy disks and the computer should moan when you insert one
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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.
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