bisexual-engineer-guy

[bisexual-engineer-guy]

then i drew this comic instead

[bisexual-engineer-guy]

I have been biding my time, sharpening my skills....I shall get a signal through this accursed laboratory and call for help

For the exactly 0 people who want to know, yes I have a space laboratory where I keep different gay experiments I made with CRISPR, and yes, @bisexual-engineer-guy may or may not be a failed one, doomed to float in the vacuum of space

[bisexual-engineer-guy]

*my Petri dish is moved across the lab and shaken slightly, throwing me around like a maraca*

*jiggles your boobs in a V pattern* so the firing of a V8 engine creates significant rotational inertia, and allows for a large displacement, at the cost of weight and complexity. *jiggles your boobs side to side* the boxer engine creates much less rotational inertia and is well balanced, because the pistons oppose each other directly. it is very wide and flat, because flat is justice

[bisexual-engineer-guy]

Time to rot in bed until you go back for fall!!!

then i drew this comic instead

[bisexual-engineer-guy]

I asked a normal friend if he knew about the people who draw anthropomorphic airplane pornography and he looked at me real funny and I dont think he knew about that

[bisexual-engineer-guy]

yeah..,..,,.

Step 1) get ahead in everything because you're kind of behind and panicking

Step 2) fall behind in everything because you were ahead and forgot about everything

Step 3) get ahead in everything because you're behind and panicking

Step 4) fall behind in everything because you got ahead already and didn't think you had to do more work

Step 5) get ahead in everything because you fell behind and you panicked and now you have the energy to get ahead

Step 6) fall behind in everything

[bisexual-engineer-guy]

Step 1) get ahead in everything because you're kind of behind and panicking

Step 2) fall behind in everything because you were ahead and forgot about everything

Step 3) get ahead in everything because you're behind and panicking

Step 4) fall behind in everything because you got ahead already and didn't think you had to do more work

Step 5) get ahead in everything because you fell behind and you panicked and now you have the energy to get ahead

Step 6) fall behind in everything

[bisexual-engineer-guy]

*slaps my penis against the petri dish to the rhythm of Morse code. It translated as "I love Morse code"*

*jiggles your boobs in a V pattern* so the firing of a V8 engine creates significant rotational inertia, and allows for a large displacement, at the cost of weight and complexity. *jiggles your boobs side to side* the boxer engine creates much less rotational inertia and is well balanced, because the pistons oppose each other directly. it is very wide and flat, because flat is justice

[bisexual-engineer-guy]

I'm trying it. Gimme a day or two I'm trying it

[bisexual-engineer-guy]

I reblogged the wrong version on some days here and there but I've got a damn good streak going

youre slipping...

huh? how?

[bisexual-engineer-guy]

I've run every day though besides my Wednesday breaks though?

youre slipping...

huh? how?

[bisexual-engineer-guy]

we both hate business students and we're both furries

“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch

[bisexual-engineer-guy]

AUOOHUGHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHH MY PENID!!?111!!1

penar

[bisexual-engineer-guy]

exercise

[bisexual-engineer-guy]

Just like Will Toledo said, I want to sleep with you in the literal sense

[bisexual-engineer-guy]

This absolutely screwed with me cause my brain was trying to decipher the Morse code the cat was saying but it wasn't Morse code obviously. It's like when I hear Portuguese. I can make some stuff out, and it sounds relatively real, but it's all gibberish!

So chatty

[bisexual-engineer-guy]

I ran around the backyard with my sister in my ILBE GEN II once.

you can fit anything in a backpack