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The brunette pride float passes by, everyone on board is wearing jeans.

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elderly couple came into work today to donate some food to our pantry and gave me a stalk of rhubarb because I told them I've never made anything with rhubarb. my rhubarrrrrrrrb

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thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado’ed

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The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.

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my empire of dirt!!!❤️❤️❤️ #MyDirt

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has this been done before. it's been plaguing me in my dreams so i had to make it real.

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two unrelated shards of porcelain that fit perfectly together

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i listened to my body and it's asking for substances

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the night is still young. i can do yoga and use my oil pastels. i can cut another fruit. i can write in my journal. i can make a poem. i can invite the figure outside my window in

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so my dad's car insurance called me today and was like hey we're trying to get a hold of this dude and found your name and thought y'all might be related (i have an incredibly uncommon surname). so I was like yeah that's my dad. can you tell me what he did this time

and i could tell she wasn't supposed to tell me, but heard the absolute exasperation in my voice and just knew i was his child. she described that there was "a fender bender, and an altercation, in a restaurant parking lot" and that his lawyer was trying to get a hold of him to tell him his court summons had been waived

my parents own a restaurant so I figured it was their parking lot but upon asking my mom i have learned

it was a burger king parking lot. he physically fought a guy in a rural pennsylvania burger king parking lot. love and light ☀️

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We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

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