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if u let ur cat sleep w u PLEASE tell me why in the tags. if i let keppy sleep with w us we would wake up 1000x a night. banishment to downstairs with you foul creature
#no but i used to#im moderately allergic to his hair:(#also now i have a black fuzzy rug and he's white and would abs destroy it...#so yh. valid but selfish reasons#before my cat would sleep on my neck and id wake up being like why am i being strangled and need to sneeze 1933903 times
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when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.
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Gay & Lesbian Pride Parade, Seattle, Washington, 1991.
James May
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Build a salad with me
#grains broccoli parmesan spicy chicken#shallots apple cider vinaigrette#THIS MADE ME WANT THAT SALAD
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wait i’m experiencing white people culture shock on tiktok again
please rb i can’t believe this is real
#hands...#u rly dont need to exfoliate every day tho#like i use a body/face scrub maybe once or twice a week#its just skin guys u dont need to scour it all every time u bathe !!!#agreed in the comments tho loofahs r nasty..saw someone saying they wash theirs... how though ?????#washcloth probably the best option
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gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane
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#the simpsons family#or homer...#if its the whole family prob them. if just homer then the emoji would win.. unless he comes up w some trick so that someone else fights in#his place
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no nuance and this is not abt whether u actually go to the club idc if u go every weekend or whether u have never been but u feel it is in ur nature
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happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month
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Tilda Swinton eyeing a chihuahua for it's nutritional value
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