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I have covid :/ Luckily it only feels like a mild cold at this point.

And for inquiring minds…I’ve sneezed 4 times today (definitely above average for me). Plus 2 induced ones- one from the covid test and one on my own accord to try to relieve some congestion. So technically 6.

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A guy on TikTok said “I don’t care who you are, there is absolutely no reason to sneeze more than three times in a row, like get your shit together”. Here are my favourite responses:

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i made the grave mistake of inducing while i’m under the weather. i’ve been sensitive for days (i sneezed 24 times last night). i don’t have a voice, im so hoarse today. so i thought id sniff chhinkni and see how it went. now i just need to STOP sneezing.

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felt cute might delete later 🫣 (chhinkni + mask snz)

my makeup looked good but i only wore it out for like an hour so i needed to put it to more use... 🫶

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this drag queen i know from my city literally performed a lip sync of a wav at a club a few weeks ago

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Decided to be a bit more daring with this one 😉 Sneezes and holdbacks from inducing with a q-tip. Hope y’all enjoy! 😊

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Trying to say "I have to sneeze" during a chhinkni fit. It was so hard through the hitching and sneezing!

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variety pack!

cw: stifles - audible and not, let outs, MESS, a little coughing, some talking, some “I’m gonna sneeze”, oh also I’m st*ned

realized after stopping this, I don’t HAVE any more napkins. blew my nose into a spare pair of work pants instead

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as someone who sneezes when tickled your pinned post was the first time i have felt genuinely astounded on tumblr in a loooong time

oh my god wait thats adorable. thats absolutely adorable what the hell. man i wish i did that

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Underboob / tummy snz 👀

Recorded during the peak of this wicked cold I still have. Mild mess warning.

Sorry the outfit isn't consistent lol

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she calls me “substrate” the way i be giving her an induced fit 🔥

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pine allergy? slut.

announce your own sneezes? slut.

prone to colds? slut.

carry around tissues? slut.

fan your face before you sneeze? slut.

audible hitchy breath? slut.

complain about your allergies? slut.

wine makes you sneeze? slut.

self-described “sensitive nose?” you dirty little slut.

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So I'm a really light sleeper and I'll be half-awake for a second if my partner gets out of bed. They have consistently been sneezing 2 times each night at some point after getting back in bed. I can anticipate when it's getting close because they've already been sniffling but now the snifflying is more frequent and closer together. They're straight up gonna feel my heart beating faster if we are 🥄🥄

The last time we were both snuggly (facing each other) and they stifled the stifliest 2 sneezes (in between us) I've ever heard stifled.

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my girlfriend is so sweet wtf

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worst summer cold ive ever had 🤧

ive been sneezing at least 50times a day.. i first thought it might be allergies but im so congested and sore - no way thats not a cold.

however im totally bedridden and cant even talk, so please enjoy this and leave a nice little message? just something my tired eyes can read.

love you all xx 🧡

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allergies + chhinkni sneezes (f)

i'm soooooo super nervous to post this 🙈 i have to give a shout-out to @clarkkent102000 for being my hype-man and giving me the encouragement and confidence to actually brave it and post this, so thank you ❤️

my allergies have been really intense lately, possibly the worst they've ever been, so i figured taking some chhinkni was a good idea 🫠 (spoiler: it was a good idea).

notes:, this contains f sneezing, lots of hitching/build ups, fits, sort-of rapid fire and a littttle smidgen of talking but not much at all. i plastered a sticker over the video, not because it shows my face but because my bedroom is quite distinct and i don't want it to be recognised (yes i am that nervous 😅)

i'm not sure if i'll leave this up, or if i'll post anything else in the future, but i hope y'all enjoy it for now!

PLEASE DO NOT SHARE/REBLOG TO NON-KINK BLOGS

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Get some pollen on the hands of your naked, aroused, allergic sub

What are they going to do now? Rub their itchy, itchy nose??