#snzfucker

[ana-snz]

Here’s another snz transcript! This is a different person than the first one (K), these are from C :)

Them: oh my god, what if I’m like resistant to your sneeze [powder]

Me: what do you mean?

Them: *laughing* I’m like… I’m like on the verge...

Me: I know, it’s okay

Them: I’m like on the verge of sneezing…. Oh my god *builds up, then sneezes* *laughs*

Me: it’s okay

Them: *laughs*…. *three sneezes in VERY quick succession, like almost on top of each other* it’s so strong!

Me: here… *gets on top of them*

Them: *two strong sneezes* you’re into this

Me: oh yeah

Them: you’re crazy

Me: I know :)

Them: *sneeze* I feel like I sneeze so violently

Me: here, just lay back. You can keep going.

Them: …but I’m gonna sneeze

Me: that’s what this is for (referring to my chest)

Them: *sneezes three times onto my chest* it’s not gross to you?

Me: mmhmm

Them: that’s weird… I love it *starts to build up, then sneezes twice, loudly* *laughs*

Me: it’s okay *leans down to give them a lil smooch* I’m surprised how many that got out of you

Them: *sneezes* *laughing* I’m not done

Me: damn…

Them: *two really messy sneezes* that was gross!

Me: I don’t care, bless you

Them: *builds up, sneezes, builds up, sneezes again* *gasps, then laughs* this is kinda fun

Them: *sneezes* *laughs* it’s so messy!

Me: I don’t care

Them: you’re into it *sneezes* I sneeze so violently!

Me: I know, I feel bad. You okay?

Them: it’s not like it hurts but it can’t be hot *lil smooch* there’s no way

Me: it’s very hot

Them: *very messy sneeze* ugh!

Me: it’s fine, don’t worry :) *smooch*

Them: *sneeze*

Me: bless you

Them: oh my god! *sneeze*

[snzyprince]

Not ace but wtf

Vanillas are always on smth tbh

[mochisnz]

thinking about… a hot butler who’s photic and sneezes every time he opens the blinds in the morning… you can always tell it’s almost time to get up because you can hear his sneezes getting closer down the hall. maybe he figured out your secret somehow and always angles his sneezes towards you in your room. maybe he makes sure the spray catches the morning sun streaming through the window. maybe he likes giving you a show for those few seconds every day. maybe one odd morning he builds up to a sneeze but it never comes and he mumbles a quiet, embarrassed apology before moving on to the next room. that’s all. thank you.

[kitseldust]

PLS DONT REPOST TO NON KINK BLOGS‼️

anyways av/en/turi/ne snz art 🙏 was originally a gift for my guy logan (ITS NOT LETTING ME TAG U) but decided everyone gets to see it now

also mildly a celebration of getting my friend to make a snzblr account (it didnt take any persuading) so um hey bro welcome to the trenches

going insane a bit

[weirdshitandthings]

sneezing while hiding but you’re a snzfucker pressed between two people allergic to dust. The one in front of you sneezing so strongly that it’s stirring up more dust, which sets off the person pressed against your back. And you’re really trying not to absolutely rut against the legs pressed up against you, but it’s such a tight space and you can’t help but seek more pressure….

eventually the one in front (who is far too loud) needs to stifle into your chest to muffle the sound. You can’t help it anymore- you’re practically sitting on the thigh of the person behind you and it’s all too easy to lean into it. Now you’re having trouble muffling sounds of your own.

the person behind you doesn’t seem to mind. In fact, both of them figure it out pretty quickly and don’t seem to mind multitasking being quiet and helping you ;)

[oh-no-my-hand-slipped]

in your pinned post you said you help with the more academic side of things. Can you help explain good sneeze spellings and descriptions please? I use the same two in most of my stuff and I want to give the OCs in my head specific sneezes. I know how they sound but I don’t know how to write it down if that makes sense. Please send help.

Of course! I’m not exactly the expert on that sort of thing, but I am more than willing to help you out, especially since I’ve totally been there — you would not believe how I used to spell my sneezes.

Here’s a short little cheat sheet that you can use…although, if you need more specific examples, feel free to send another ask!

Releases:

______’CHNX! — a harsh stifle

______’CHH! — a less harsh stifle or more “polite” sneeze

_______’ TSH! — not quite a stifle, but a more controlled release

______’CHNXIEW! — failed stifle

______’CHNX’iew! — successful stifle with a false ending

______’CH’HIEW! — cartoony, or just more dramatic sneeze

______’CHIEW! — slightly cuter, but can be a basic sneeze

______’SHIEW! — basic wet sneeze

______’PTSHIEW! — can be cute based on volume, but can be used as basic

______’CHOO! — basic big sneeze

______’CHUH! — unapologetic, big sneeze

______’CHHHIEW! — big, wet sneeze

Build-Ups:

HUP’______! — caught off guard

HTCH’______! — basic, but usually leads to a bigger or wetter sneeze

HETCH’_______! — take cover; big and wet sneeze is on the way

HA’_______! — the jeans of build-ups; can go with pretty much anything; can also allow for bigger flares of the nostrils

GAH’______! — really caught off guard, or really didn’t want to sneeze

HIH’_______! — quick build-up; usually used for quicker, smaller, or cuter sneezes, but not always

RAH/GRAH’______! — animalistic; I usually just reserve this for furry content or monsters

Also, experiment with what gets capitalized and what doesn’t. Quiet parts can be completely lowercase, and louder completely uppercase. For example:

h’tsh! sounds a lot quieter than H’TSH!

Based on what part you want to emphasize, you can also bold or italicize. For example:

H’tsh! focuses more on the build-up, while h’TSH! focuses more on the release.

There are also COUNTLESS combinations, including within the same category (e.g TSHIEW!), so I would recommend experimenting to find what you like to use! Everyone’s spellings are different, and it depends a lot on style, tone, and plain personal preference.

Also, this is all based on my personal experience. While I tried to make it as foundational as possible, it is still quite possible you’ll have sneeze spellings very different from mine and other writers. And that’s okay! Just keep writing what makes sense and feels good to you.

Don’t worry, this gets easier with practice, I promise!

(And hey, if you are a more…auditory learner, maybe I’ll make a wav showcasing these different types of sneezes.)

[clovesnz]

Found a comment on an insta post about “weirdly romantic” experiences that reads like the plot of a snzfic 😭

Just to add the growing pile of “vanillas gone wild” posts lol

[blushingsneeze]

His hand cupped around the back of her head as he pulled her to her chest.

“What ar-.” She started to ask.

He sneezed freely over her shoulder, she felt the spray mist over her skin. A deliciously soupy sniffle was all he was able to manage before he sneezed again. This one had been wetter and more productive if she had to base it on sound alone. She tried to lean away to check but his hand kept her face pressed firmly against his chest.

“D-don’t look.” He said through hitching gasps before jerking against her. His other hand moved to cover the lower half of his face as he flushed in embarrassment as mess started to leak down and settle in his Cupid’s bow.

[dampsleeves]

showering with your partner is already super intimate by itself... but what about showering with your SICK partner? not fucking around like usual, just making sure they stay safe and get clean, because they just feel so weak.

letting them lean on you to keep their balance - because their legs are all wobbly - while you scrub their back and shoulders. having to keep making sure they're not dozing off while you gently wash their hair. them sneezing so messily that you need to rewash their face, but you don't mind as long as they're taken care of.

idk idk I love domestic snz sm <3

[veersnz]

The night is dark and full of fevers 💀 (or what running a temperature above 39°C for several hours feels like: for all of those who are curious and into it xD)

Your scalp and skin feel overly sensitive ? It's like every sense is heightened and everything is too much, light, sound, everything.

The thirst. You'll feel like drinking every 15 minutes.

Sweat, sweat and more sweat- You'll be drenched by the end of it (I had to change my damn bedsheets 💀)

Your heart will be beating crazy fast and you'll be out of breath from just moving in bed (turns out that anime trope of a character gasping for air while running a fever is actually not too far from reality xD)

Did I mention sweating-

Needless to say your head feels like it might explode with every cough or sneeze

The body aches 💀 they're vile (even my hands hurt wtf xD)

Also something pretty crazy, your skin and body feel like they're on fire but you're still shivering (imagine getting goosebumps while feeling hot all over, it's definitely really weird)

Your stomach won't be very calm either, expect some discomfort

Your decision-making skills and overall brain functions are out of order (I couldn't think straight and had to ask my mom to repeat herself several times to make sure I understood what she meant xD also I cried because I dropped a tissue on the ground and couldn't pick it up 💀)

[mochisnz]

the vanillas strike again with the out of pocket shit

[boobsneeze]

things that sound heavenly when said with a stuffy nose

too much pollen (too m'buch polle'd)

runny nose (ru'ddy n'dose)

i'm stuffed up (i'b s'duffed u'b)

i smell perfume (i s'bell perfu'be)

get me a hanky (ge'd m'be a ha'dky)

sniffle (s'diffle)

i'm catching a cold (i'b catchi'g a cold)

bless me (bless m'be)

i need to sneeze (i n'deed to s'deeze)

my sinuses (m'by si'duses)

no! don't! (n'do! do'd't!)

i'm gonna... (i'mb go'dda)

wrap up warm (wrap u'b war'b)

i'm coming down with something (i'b co'bi'g down with so'bethi'g)

spring cleaning (spri'g clea'di'g)

summer (su'bber)

oh no (oh n'do)

hyacinth (hyaci'dth)

medicine (m'bedici'de)

dusty (n'dusty)

gesundheit (gesu'dhei'd)

no i'm fine (n'do i'b fi'de)

nostrils (n'dostrils)

springtime (spri'gti'be)

thermometer (ther'bo'beter)

i'm not well (i'b n'dot well)

please feel free to add your own! i'm sure i'm forgetting some good ones!

[sneezarify]

people with loud, forceful, productive sneezes who still need to sneeze in multiples must be out to kill me!