bitch-bagel
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tired all the time... but definitely come say hi! |\| bi (she/her) |\| also I’m 22 btw if that matters to you
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I accidentally lucid dreamt. This one was convincing. I woke up in the dream and was in the hospital but not in a patient area. I'd fallen asleep on the couch and woke up to a call from my boss. The furniture was a mix of stuff from my house and stuff from a hospital. So I kept walking around trying to figure it out, like what was going on. Cus the whole place was just the size of a one bedroom apartment and at one point I could see the entire schematic of the dream and it was just the room I was sleeping in and the room just next to it which was a mix of a play room and an eating room. It was because it felt so familiar I started to lucid dream. I started questioning if I was awake or not and where I truly was so I went back to the couch and tried to sleep again and again. I started to lose my shit when it wouldn't work so I paced around the apartment again and when I walked back into the bedroom I reached over the wall and closed the door from the top and that's what made me realize that this wasn't real. I still didn't know where I was so when I woke up and saw that I was in my friends house I was happy and surprised
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#I’m genuinely so bad at cooking so it works out perfectly that my bf is a wonderful cook and enjoys the art#like of course I cook for myself when I’m alone#buuuuuuut#i also concerned on of my friends cus I was cooking while on the phone with her and she heard me freaking out about how the patty I was#making was burnt on the outside and raw on the inside#I am the cringe fail gf that I always aspired to be
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it was the last place he could go to get away from the LA gangs
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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
#I’m on the phone with my bf#and I said I want a money snake#and he said hahah ewww why#hater behavior frfr :#(
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SINCE WHEN CAN BOTS CREATE POLLS??? EXCUSE ME?? ALSO WHAT ARE THESE OPTIONS?
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I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?
this websites hate mail game is ruthless
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SORRY, HE DIDN'T POST HIS OWN HOLE? HE PLAGIARISED DICK, BALLS AND HOLE????
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