bitchinglikeanoldman

[bitchinglikeanoldman]

happy aprils fools im gonna divorce my husband

[bitchinglikeanoldman]

Yuckey

fuck you too bitch

[bitchinglikeanoldman]

How's thr wife

still fucking dead

[bitchinglikeanoldman]

Who do you miss?

nobody im fucking bitching

[bitchinglikeanoldman]

im gonna juice you someday peepaw.

who lactates more:

- old man earl

- finn tidestrider

- nuance/results button

i hate my job sometimes

[bitchinglikeanoldman]

i dunno i havent tried his yet

who lactates more:

- old man earl

- finn tidestrider

- nuance/results button

i hate my job sometimes

[bitchinglikeanoldman]

have some bitchtastic holidays queers kill someone or kiss them idgaf

[bitchinglikeanoldman]

Yucky

you are what you eat sonic.

[bitchinglikeanoldman]

hey how do you feel btw with the shit of your bounty going up and all that

its kinda fucking banger, nobody better mess with the orphan makers now bitch

[bitchinglikeanoldman]

Faggot

right back at you

[bitchinglikeanoldman]

Can you like?- honestly you probably could transcend dimensions if you really tried. Anyway I think you should go on an interdimentional adventure and beat every iconic elder. You'd win in my objectively correct opinion

i dont know if the universe could handle that much of my juicing power

[bitchinglikeanoldman]

Yucky

-The Hair Eater

coward

[bitchinglikeanoldman]

has the chat forgotten my hit rap in the super popular song the hole in your heart by gillion and the tidestriders

GET HIS ASSSS

OH ITS BEEN GOT MAN DONT FUCK WITH EARL AND THE ORPHAN MAKERS BITCHES

[bitchinglikeanoldman]

YEAHHH!!!! SHOOT THAT JERK!!! LETS GOOOOO EARL!!!!!!! YOU GOT THIS!!!!

i went to the weddin like right after so i didnt see this till now but like thanks man

[bitchinglikeanoldman]

"TRY ME BITCH"

*No hesitation, he pulls it. The firey rim goes down and soldiers rush over to grab the general from him. Earl points his gun at them.*

"I GOT HIM I'LL GET YALL TOO YA FUCKWADS"

*He grabs off of Jayson that Ferin pin and a necklace containing 3 rings on it, then rushes off as the soldiers rush in more.*

The field is set up. For such an occausion, the battlefield is decorated as fitting for a duel between the admiral. Outside this huge rectangle, as big as a football field, is soldiers gathered around, watching in anticipation. As Jayson steps onto the field, the arena erupts with a fire ring, Jayson glaring behind him.

"Let's make this quick."

@bitchinglikeanoldman

[bitchinglikeanoldman]

EARL IS DEFINITELY A SIGMA BRO HAS THAT SKIBIDI OHIO RIZZ HELL YEAH BLUDS BEEN PRACTICING!!

FUCK YEAHHHHH

[bitchinglikeanoldman]

GET HIS ASSSS

OH ITS BEEN GOT MAN DONT FUCK WITH EARL AND THE ORPHAN MAKERS BITCHES