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does he know that I fear…that I fear his final form? Doesn’t he know it’s getting dangerous… that I am at risk for rapidly approaching immolation at this rate? Does he? Know?

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Dan yesterday at Edinburgh fringe!

23 August 2025

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have a love/hate relationship with the way dan reccing music always fuckin …. gets me…. how humiliating

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every other youtuber/influencer: vlogging some homey clips because i love watching chill daily tasks videos and i know you guys do too :)

dan and phil: god bet you FREAKS wanna watch us clean the kitchen!!! you little parasocial goblins wanna PHROOMBA all over our house?!?! you're all laundry PERVERTS!!!

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hey can i come over and serve a look at you like this

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these nerds made their window background big ben for their ditl in london react, so i’m finally scratching the itch of filming room window curiosity. Since dapg’s return, the window in their filming room has had six different backgrounds. After my keen, thorough, scientific analysis, I almost feel like they have custom made vinyl sticker type window covers that are easy to pull on and off ? I’m not totally convinced that the window background is superimposed, because of the way its appearance changes with the light coming in from outside, which is sometimes visible throughout a single video as the sun sets…. Anyway literally who cares here we go

1. Windows desktop background….a favorite of theirs.

2. Maybe their actual exterior or something? idk all I know is something’s growing out there and something’s gray out there.

3. Darkness with orange glow idk what goes on here maybe this is their actual exterior at night? It’s vibey 🤷‍♀️

4. Peeping snowman for festive season bc dorks

5. Halloween cursed face for spooky season bc dorks

6. Big Ben for london ditl bc dorks

and then sometimes they just draw the curtain altogether go girl give us nothing. ok that’s all there is absolutely no point to this you’re welcome!

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if you all will let me be a millennial for just a second here… watching these two sign-offs back to back feels like looking at a damn billboard ad for the it gets better project

:’)

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recalling them unlisting this absolutely profound L of a flopass funkopop brainrot ass video…..

you can run but you can never hide

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here to make this joke again except it’s right now it’s the next video they upload

on the 19th they just upload a pre-recorded part 2 of this funko pop video and that’s it

no but seriously imagine it

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Viewers pick my outfits: Dan Edition  

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Just everything about this photo

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dan favouriting Obamas tweet doesnt mean that he is gay it means he supports gay marriage

don’t make everything about phan

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Dan and Phil were delaying the rebrand so i took them boat camping to the fucking finnish border.

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last summer: an earnest ao3 comment left by a stranger at their local botanical gardens // this summer: earnestly in love with said stranger at said local botanical gardens 🩵🧡 @bassband

thank you dan and phil :)

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bite boop