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joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

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Underutilized aesthetic: when you try to do something a little too specific with your modern OS and it pops up a window with a completely different UI style than the rest of your computer software to do it, usually from an older version of the OS

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cocking in at the stripping wood factory 😔

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i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

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HEINOUS GARDEN DEVELOPMENTS, GANG

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….

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HELP I FUCKIGN FORGOT ABOUT THIS

he really just was going through a list of various soil types like "am i allowed to eat dirt? can i eat sand? what's the best kind of clay to eat? i'm going to the pottery studio RN do you want anything?"

help tex is training google to think that we REALLY want to eat sand and clay and dirt

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TEX IS HERE <3

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sorry wait. I contacted visa to file a complaint about the censorship stuff they've been doing and their AI. immediately threatened to kill itself?

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You have to admit it's funny

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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sure