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Sorex! A cleric of the Cult of the False Face, devoted to Misphi, who is a friend's character who schemed and connived her way into godhood (domain: power, betrayal, and madness) in said friend's campaign. Their DM is bringing them all back for a level 20 campaign where Misphi gets to be her ruthless god self, so some friends and I have made some clerics for her to use and call on and toy with xD totally unrelated to the actual campaign but a god needs followers to be a god, right? So we have supplied them <3 His two siblings are also devotees and they all are at each other's throats about it, it's a fun power struggle

I'm deeply out of practice for drawing so I gave up on the hand and eyes and stuff but I love how the outfit and color scheme came out.

Not pictured: a bitchy cigarette in one of those long cigarette holders, absent bc I already had most of this done before we settled on it. He puts various herbs and things into it to affect people around him with the smoke.

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the bishop and the local scoundrel are old friends

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before and after: character redesign commission

one of my buddies (@bitchyfog) just commissioned me to help redesign their cutie Kovadri!

gotta say that i really love these kinds of comms, and id love to refresh more old OCs :3

if you'd like to see your old characters get a fresh new look on a reference sheet, send me a message <3!

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It's out!!!! finally! Running a premiere was a LOT of fun and you can expect to see me do it more. This series is legendarily... outrageous, I guess. It's fitting it has 'seeing is believing' because it's extremely hard for most people to believe me when I tell them it's real, it's not a joke or satire or feitish, and it was published by a Big Five mainstream press in 2013-2015.

It has the most trigger warnings I've ever had to include and I am Not Kidding.

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Saw one in the wild. Please enjoy this addition :)

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💥🧡🧿

for @yoggybloggy :]

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NEW REF for girl who sucks <3 needed to illuminated manuscript-ify her more

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man i love those little catholic girls

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u know those dog bowls businesses put outside qso doggies can have a sip of water sometimes. we need those for college students who don't have water bottles

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so we're really bad at making quota

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before and after: character redesign commission

one of my buddies (@bitchyfog) just commissioned me to help redesign their cutie Kovadri!

gotta say that i really love these kinds of comms, and id love to refresh more old OCs :3

if you'd like to see your old characters get a fresh new look on a reference sheet, send me a message <3!

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got possessed by the need to do a renaissance styled wing pose

calum belongs to @enderscribbles

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This is how you have to order a soda via the Panera Bread app.

Pepsi is the default. So you have to customize your drink with no Pepsi. And then add Dr Pepper (or whatever) as an add on. I have no clue what the thought process was.

Okay, so: there's a local restaurant whose online ordering process involves various selecting various sauces to be included with one's order – so many units of teriyaki sauce, so many units of hot sauce, so may units of peanut sauce, and so forth.

The idea is supposed to be that you can select any combination of sauces you want, as long as it adds up to no more than four units. However, what the app actually required is that you select exactly four units of sauces; it wouldn't let you submit the ordering form if the total wasn't exactly four.

Just today I discovered that they seem to have fixed it... not by correcting the errant validation rule, but by adding a "no sauce" option, which counts toward the required total of four.

Thus, it's now possible to place an order with, say, two units of teriyaki sauce rather than four by entering 2x "teriyaki sauce" and 2x "no sauce". Similarly, an order with no sauce at all is 4x "no sauce".

This is quite possibly the least intuitive ordering process I've ever encountered, and I've literally worked in e-commerce.

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torre pups <3

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you guys dont even know about calum and svanna from mgk paragons

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How Many Bones In A Body Is Too Many Bones?

Park rangers think it’s at least 12; but are definitely sure it’s whatever number we just witnessed.

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MORE MGK PARAGONS WOAHH

artfight attack for @ghostbrawl !