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uncle baby billy is the perfect character. he's a horrible evangelical nightmare of a man. he's a scammer and a general menace. everything about him is a problem for everyone around him. he's absolutely batshit in the best and worst of ways. i am completely enamored with this weird old man and his funky little outfits

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rick hatchett having sex with a woman who conceptualizes herself as his mother and killing his father, welcome back oedipus!

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severance is so scary i hope jobs arent real

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the people hating on the Cobel solo ep r crazy bc for me one of the biggest mysteries of the show has ALWAYS been "wtf is up with that absolute freak?" She is so deeply strange and captivating. Finding out the specific kind of madness that has been motivating her methods has haunted me since she was talking about de-icing her stoop, and now we know! child soldier PhD student mourning both her mother and her stolen IP!!! THATS why she's crazy THATS why she is so incomprehensible and strange. obsessed obsessed obsessed.

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DIVERSITY WIN! horrifying surgical procedure where a chip is implanted in your brain, severing your work life from your personal life, effectively dividing you in two, was invented by a woman!

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the real reason they had to remove helly r and then kill irving b immediately after bringing her back is because lumon knew if they were allowed to exist in their current states together the company would be in ashes within the hour. the old gay and evil redhead duo would be too powerful. they had to make them enemies instead they had no choice

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one thing I deeply appreciate about severance as a show is the way it trusts its audience and respects its intelligence. they don't do that quick flashbacks sequence to remind you of something once a reveal is made. Irving's "hang in there" to Dylan is not replayed or echoing as Dylan approaches that painting and finds the note. because it trusts that you picked up on it, or will do so on a rewatch, making that experience even better. same with the Helena reveal, it might have been obvious to some, but to others, they can go back and rewatch and pick up on all the little oddities in her behavior instead of the show showing you quick flashing images of her struggling to find the on switch or the lack of ding in the elevator etc etc. not a lot of shows have that kind of faith in their audiences and it's really beautiful

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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congratulations to mark scout for somehow getting every employee at lumon to completely obsess over him. they are stalking him at restaurants they are living in his basement they are baking him cookies they are seducing him on work retreats they are doing experimental brain surgery on him they are lying about being lactation experts just to get close to his sister. and he’s truly just a guy. what can’t he do

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Free my man Mr Milchik he should have been an English teacher

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what if you were GAY and LUTHERAN and your PASTOR said innies have SOULS so you decided to get SEVERED and you FELL IN LOVE and COULD HAVE POTENTIALLY HAD UNPROTECTED SEX with your COWORKER. do you think your innie would go to heaven?

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How else could you explain his hand feeding the audience? How words came out like canaries, summer fruit in the dead of winter? They were all in love with him. He had that effect on everyone.

Lestat as Harlequin in style of Art Nouveau theatrical poster

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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I'm fucking her innie on company time

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Severance said ‘bury your gays’ but Irving hit back with ‘waterboard your straights’. no one is doing it like him