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Venom can’t do it alone

There’s absolutely no excuse for this to exist D:

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For those of you wondering what Eddie and Venom have been up to lately.

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Applies to Venom too!

Gonna go with a Live Morissey version of Jack The Ripper too... There's this really good one that I'm in love with.

Hiatus Kicking Into High Gear

Howdy, folks! R here!

So: Due to forseen circumstances, I’ll be out of town for work training for the next three weeks. Its a big opportunity for me.

But what does that mean for Nicky and Friends?

Well, Semi-Hiatus is still on since I MIGHT reply to things, but honestly, I might not be on at all for the rest of January, and even then, I’ll be busy adjusting to my new position so I’ll still be more scarce.

But I WILL return, and I’ll return with a vengeance. I might restructure my blogs a bit, shift the focus to Violet and Alysia and maybe even do a Raid Boss event with Heaven! (Or to spice things up, roll back the clock on Nicky and do one with Samantha!)

But I will be back in full swing in a few months!

I’m looking forward to moving into new territory with Nickys character. Making her a bit more open to others and emotional.

Happy Trails!

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They are my favorite love story. I want to draw them connected in every way possible, inside and out.

On a less serious note, this image is titled “drinkyourboyfriend.png”

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"We are in desperate need of it. We also disagree with Capitalism. Viva la Macaroni!"

And there goes an entire box. Still frozen. Still in the cardboard. Right into his mouth.

God bless.

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☄️ “You stole them?”

“Uuh, you know what, that’s okay. You probably need this stuff more than I do. My Mom’ll make me mac n’ cheese any time.” 🌼

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Eddie offered Rakugan a shy half wave, trying to ignore the voice of his Other giving him a significant amount of shit.

"Hey, Rakugan... Right, yeah! Sure thing!"

No hesitation on washing up. The airlock looked familiar, he'd interviewed someone with a similar phobia, some wealthy asshole he'd taken down, so he mostly knew the routine.

"You got a lot of pets around?" He asked, trying to redeem himself in terms of making adequate conversation.

'Good. Don't fuck it up again.'

(bite-off-everyones-heads) Here comes the gay disaster! Eddie is standing in the supermarket, a bag of hash browns clutched in his hand. "They're the same..." He says under his breath, "They're the same... We're getting them... We're not going to a fourth store..." He's really struggling with putting those hash browns in the cart.

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Ricardo noted the handsome guy talking to himself only because he was standing right in front of something he needed. Otherwise he would have simply walked past and left him to his business.

As he offered a polite ‘scusi’ and reached past he heard a familiar conversation. How many times had he lost a day to finding just the right product? How many melt downs had been handled with that kind of mantra?

His fingers just brushing the fries Jaffa wanted (and if he was being honest he wanted them too) he paused. “Ah.. Scusi? What item is it you’re looking for?”

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Eddie followed closely, and parked his bike nearby, taking the time to take his shoes off, as instructed.

The sight of the beef heart made his Other stir beneath his skin. ‘He just has those? Spend more time with him. This man is going places!’

“Nice fish.” Eddie said, somewhat awkwardly smiling at the Magikarp. He did seem a little stiff and nervous. 

‘Think of something better to say!’

“Do you come here often?”

“Not that!”

(bite-off-everyones-heads) Here comes the gay disaster! Eddie is standing in the supermarket, a bag of hash browns clutched in his hand. "They're the same..." He says under his breath, "They're the same... We're getting them... We're not going to a fourth store..." He's really struggling with putting those hash browns in the cart.

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Ricardo noted the handsome guy talking to himself only because he was standing right in front of something he needed. Otherwise he would have simply walked past and left him to his business.

As he offered a polite ‘scusi’ and reached past he heard a familiar conversation. How many times had he lost a day to finding just the right product? How many melt downs had been handled with that kind of mantra?

His fingers just brushing the fries Jaffa wanted (and if he was being honest he wanted them too) he paused. “Ah.. Scusi? What item is it you’re looking for?”

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[[Nope.

After the chocolate disappears into his massive jaws, (whole, he doesn’t even unwrap it) Venom punches back. 

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[[Presents venom with some chocolate then proceeds to punch him in the face as a taste of whats to come:)

“You wanna rephrase that?”

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“You may have one third, and one frozen one we haven’t cooked yet. We’re eating for two.

Also we stole 20 of these, and Eddie says we have to give them away.”

(Bite-off-everyones-heads) "Anyone threatens the food dispensing Bear Iron Man, we will eat them. We have fifteen minutes on our Macaroni and Cheese. FIFTEEN MINUTES! TRY US!"

☄️ “That is absolutely the best nickname anyone’s given me.”

“Mac n’ cheese sounds good…” 🌼

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Art by KiKi (@udon_118)

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Answer the following questions in-character.

Then tag three people. Feel free to add some questions of your own. TAGGED BY: Stolen from myself and then left in my drafts for months.  TAGGING: Whomever

1) WHAT GENDER ARE YOU?

“Male. For both of us, I think.”

2) WHAT IS YOUR AGE?

“Thirty three. No idea how old V is.” “Age is irrelevant.”

3) DO YOU WANT A HUG?

“...Uh... Heh...”

4) DO YOU HAVE ANY BAD HABITS?

“God knows, too many...” “Bitch, I’m perfect.”

5) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

“Tater tots, chocolate and human flesh.” “I like the first two. But I’m always down for an american cheeseburger!”

6) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

“We both like chocolate.”

7) ARE YOU A VIRGIN?

“Nope.”

8) HAVE YOU KILLED ANYONE?

“I mean by myself… No but V...”

“Bullshit you basically fed me a couple of guys! Changing after you’d already grabbed him and already opening your mouth! That was all you Eddie!”

9) DO YOU HATE ANYONE?

“Nobody currently alive, but there was this one asshole high schooler who took the last Reeses cup from a store last time we visited New York and… I dunno I had a bad feeling about that kid.“ "I liked him! He smelled strong!”

10) DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS?

“Yeah cuz the fuckin bug up my ass is public knowledge.”

11) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?

“Not winter.”

12) WHO ARE YOUR BEST FRIEND(S)?

“I got everyone I need right here.”

“…Scream was pretty cool. Too bad they died. I’m lucky to have Eddie though!”

13) WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES?

“I mostly just listen to music. Work out, watch movies. Can’t go to any concerts, too loud but I keep busy.“ "He literally never stops masturbating!” “Okay that is NOT true!” “But they won’t know that.” “Ugh… Ignore him. He’s an asshole.”

14) WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?

“January 21st for me. I dunno if the Other even knows his Birthday.“

15) ARE YOU NICE OR MEAN?

“Yeah we both have our asshole moments…”

16) ARE YOU SOCIAL OR SHY?

“A social lifestyle disagrees with us.” 

17) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?

“My Dad was an asshole. I never knew my Mom.“

"My species reproduces asexually and I never caught the name of who spawned me.”

18) WHAT’S YOUR WEAKNESS?

“We do not like loud noises or fire”

“Heights and social situations.”

19) HOW LONG CAN YOU STAY UNDER WATER?

“We do not need to breathe and we like the water! We can stay under as long as we please! Even with Eddie inside us!” 

20) WHAT DO YOU DO ON A REGULAR DAY BASIS?

“Interviews, editing, that kinda shit. My job. But I’ll put on a movie or something or maybe do some reps if I’ve got time.”

“Vore.”

“What the hell is vore?”

“Google it!”

21) DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?

“I still got a bit of a thing for Anne but, if she’s happy, she’s happy and Dans a decent guy.“

"Fuck Dan! We will win her back!” “We’ve got each other, though.”

22) EVER WORN A DRESS?

“I have not.”

23) WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER FUN IN THE DAY TIME?

“There’s a nice quiet little greasy spoon that serves the biggest gyros pita I’ve ever seen nearby. It’s good. Otherwise, I dunno sleep.”

“I want to go inside the McDonalds playplace! But Eddie says no, we’re too big he says, it’ll look weird he says. Bullshit! I like to give Eddie good advice when I can’t come out.”

“You tell me to kill people!”

“Good advice.”

24) AT NIGHT?

“Exploring the city, eating bad people!”

25) EVER KISSED ANYONE?

“Yeah.“

26) …OF THE SAME GENDER?

“Yeah.”

27) WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE THING TO TOUCH?

“My bed.“

"Eddie. I don’t like being out of him.”

28) ANYONE LOVE YOU?

“Eddie!”

“What?”

“Eddie!!”

“You know I’m listeni-”

“I love you.”

“I love you too, ya little shit.”

29) WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

“That’s a stupid question!”

30) WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

“I dunno?“

"This morning, internally when he had to get up for work.”

31) DO YOU HAVE A PET?

“I’m not a fucking pet!” “He’d eat it if I had one.” “I want a cat!”

32) WHAT’S YOUR NICKNAME?

“We don’t really have any.”

33) DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A HAPPY OR A DOWN PERSON?

“I’m pretty upbeat. Life hurts, but no real reason to be miserable.”

34) IF YOU WERE A SUPERHERO, YOU’D BE…?

“I kinda am?” “No, we are not! What we are is hungry.”

35) WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT OCCUPATION?

“Reporter.” “Cryptid.”

36) WHO DO YOU KNOW THAT BUGS YOU?

“Riot was an asshole and deserved to burn to death!” “I didn’t like Drake. Also, had to interview this one jackass in prison. Real creep.”

37) WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SONG?

“Strangers in the Night, by Frank Sinatra. Can’t beat Sinatra, man.” “We’re more of a Morissey Fan...”

38) DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A WARRIOR?

“I was born and bred to be a warrior... Combat is my specialty. I wasn’t very good at it, but it was my specialty.”

39) EVER THINK ABOUT GETTING MARRIED?

“Yeah... I was even engaged once.” “We’re basically already married.”

40) HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SLEEPOVER WITH SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

“Yes.” “We have no sex or gender.”

41) DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS ANYWHERE?

“Don’t need any.”

42) ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

“My Dad. What an asshole.”

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It was pretty hard to lose track of someone with Jons distinctive look.

Ignoring how difficult to ignore he was, Venom crawled along the ceiling in pursuit, dropping down in front of the lap dance booth Jon had disappeared into.  “Come out, come out, Television Man.”

The shadowy man got down low, shoving his way through crowds of people. Heavy electronic music played, and the room was dark. Really, it was the normal strip club stuff. Nothing spectacular. Jon didn’t even notice any pretty ladies.

Should Jon keep running? No. He should stop and hide. Whatever was chasing him could probably smell him like a dog, though. Maybe, he could find a temporary hiding spot, but escape later. A room with two doors, if you will. However, that wouldn’t solve the problem. Venom would still be in pursuit. Jon had to deter Venom.

Jon needed a hostage.

With that, the hitman drew his gun and burst into one of the lap dance booths.

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“There was no Christmas dinner and it was awful. We are being abused daily. Eddie bought a turkey, and put it in the freezer for dinner, then got mad when we ate it! It wasn’t even good! Two days later, there wasn’t even a Christmas dinner! We just hung out at a Mob bar, and had to eat the owners, who were so drunk they tasted awful.”

i'm guessing this is a preeeetty bad time to open up my food stash. uh oh.

Not only is he back, but he’s also learned a new trick.

The Beg stare. It never fails (when used on Eddie) 

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“Thank you for your generous donation to our cause.”

Yeah that’s gone. It’s just gone. He didn’t even chew. 

i'm guessing this is a preeeetty bad time to open up my food stash. uh oh.

Not only is he back, but he’s also learned a new trick.

The Beg stare. It never fails (when used on Eddie) 

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“Yeah, that... doesn’t sound like a good idea in general. You should be a little more cautious. Some people are real fucked up.” Eddie warned, heading towards a nice little local joint he knew. Good owner, good burgers.

“So, you got a family or anything?” 

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Shivu stuck out his tongue, “Suit yourself, but these are delicious! And no thanks I’m pretty much full anyway,”

He pulled himself from the can then perched on top of it.

“So, what’s your name?”

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i'm guessing this is a preeeetty bad time to open up my food stash. uh oh.

Not only is he back, but he’s also learned a new trick.

The Beg stare. It never fails (when used on Eddie)