#Tater Tots and Chocolate|Headcanons

[bitbugbites-re]

𝙿𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚎 | 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫𝔰

Headcanons on how different RE men would praise you

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characters: Carlos Oliveira, Chris Redfield, Leon S. Kennedy

gender: gn! reader

cw: FLUFF // praise, love languages, nicknames/pet names // ktober

a/n: every time I give a rating at the end I feel like that one video of abby lee miller with the wall paper pyramid. also the love languages were so fun to do??? i might do another post expanding on it, maybe scenarios or smth :p

𝕮𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖔𝖘 𝕺𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖎𝖗𝖆 (re3r)

Do they praise you often?

Yes. He seems like he would praise you consistently whenever the opportunity arises -- both big and small scenarios. You got a promotion? Praise. You helped an old lady cross the street? Praise. You got out of bed this morning? Didn't squash a bug? Tied your shoes? You're a viable option for the Nobel Peace Prize in Carlos' eyes

Love language?

I'm gonna go ahead and Carlos' love language is probably either physical touch or quality time. Words of affirmation comes close as well

Likely, since this is how he perceives love, acts falling under these categories are what he's going to give you when he wants to praise you. I don't think he'd stray from them unless you told him you preferred a different love language -- in which case, he'd try his best to meet your expectations (although it might take him a while to become fully conscious of what you'd like from him)

So things like: petting your head, embracing you randomly, offering to take you on dates as a reward, complimenting you, etc.

Nicknames?

Literally anything and everything. Seriously --

Names relating to one of your traits (like an achieved status), for one. For example --Supercop (lol)

He's probably got nicknames for you if you're smaller/younger than him too: pipsqueak, tater-tot, chica/o, peanut, etc.

As for more general nicknames: baby, babygirl/boy, babe, sunshine, princess/prince, gorgeous, beautiful/handsome, etc.

(he'd probably use a lot of really corny nicknames when in a joking manner, too -- some shit like sugar plum or cuddle muffin, LOL)

What are their go-to praises?

"Good girl/boy"

"You're doing great"

"I'm proud of ya'"

Are they successful at praising you?

heuheuheuheuhe yup!

Overall, I'd give him a 10/10. I feel like he'd be really good at making you feel good about yourself and he'd never let your feats go unrecognized either

𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕽𝖊𝖉𝖋𝖎𝖊𝖑𝖉 (re: death island)

Do they praise you often?

mmmmmm. Occasionally. Like a very average amount?

Death Island's version of Chris would praise you every time you achieved something hard or did something really good (like you did good at a job interview or won an award) but other than that it's a little more occasional and random

Love language?

My guess would be acts of service, gift giving, and/or quality time

I don't think Chris would stray far from his ideas on what love is, either. If you wanted something different like physical touch or words of affirmation, you might have to tell him. He'd struggle with doing it in a smooth manner at first, but eventually, he'd get the hang of it.

His rewards to you will usually consist of: making you food; bringing you food; gifting you flowers, chocolates, stuffed animals, jewelry, etc.; watching tv with you; taking you on dates; etc.

Nicknames?

Nothing corny. I feel like a lot of nicknames he would cringe at and would be too embarrassed to say them

Generally, things like: babe, honey, hon, pumpkin

Not as commonly, he may use a shortened version of your name as well. Although, I still think he'd prefer like babe or hon more

What are their go-to praises?

"Good job, (nickname)"

"You did good"

...and a lot of very like. Flat kinda ones? like "Nice" or "Cool" (LOL)

Are they successful at praising you?

For the most part.

Overall, this version of Chris gets a 7/10. Not terrible, but not amazing either. ("you did good, I'm waiting for you to be great." HFHFH)

𝕷𝖊𝖔𝖓 𝕾. 𝕶𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖉𝖞 (re2r - re4r)

Do they praise you often?

...He's, um, he's gonna try!

I feel like at the beginning of your relationship, the re2r time period, he would very frequently try but it would be...well, not very smooth

By the re4r time period he's just given up on words of affirmation bro like. it is just NOT his thing (he'd replace it with diff love language acts tho)

Love language?

*rubs hands together deviously* let's see here...

I'm gonna go ahead and say this boy likes, and thus is prone to, spoiling you with acts of service and/or gift-giving. HOWEVER...I feel like he would actually differ from the other two men on this list, and he'd be very proactive in trying to figure out what you like specifically. Leon, to me, seems like the most empathetic on this list and while he's a little awkward in nature, he's always eager to do/be the best he can

You can expect a lot of: cleaning for you; making you breakfast and/or dinner; helping you with work/problems; bringing you food; giving you flowers, chocolates, stuffed animals, etc.

Additionally, I think out of all the characters on this list, Leon would be the best at giving you gifts that you actually like too. For example, it's not just gonna be a flowers-every-time type of deal -- if he knows you like games, he's gonna get you games. If he knows you like snacks, he's gonna get you snacks. If he knows you like clothes, he's gonna get you clothes. So on and so on

(side note: I feel like he'd actually secretly enjoy picking out clothes for you? considering how he's got that whole pretty boy vibe going on. I mean LOOK at his jacket in re4r. the man has SOME fashion sense, at least)

Nicknames?

At the beginning of your relationship, re2r timeline-wise, he's gonna try everything. And it's GONNA be bad.

Once he finally realizes he can't force shit like "sweet stuff" or "muffin" he'll move onto ones that come out more naturally -- like shortening your name

The general ones after getting comfortable are: babe, hon, angel(?), princess/prince(?) (not too sure about the last two, they're strong maybes)

I also feel like if you called him pookie or something else funny-sounding as a joke, he'd call you it back, LOL

What are their go-to praises?

"Good job"

"Nice"

"Cool"

...and more very generic ones. Words of affirmation are NOT his strong suit whatsoever

Are they successful at praising you?

In terms of actual words of praise, no. In terms of rewarding you in general? HELL yeah.

Overall, he's getting an 8/10 for effort. I feel like this kind of stuff wouldn't come naturally for him since he's more introverted, but INTROVERSION be damned, this boy has got mind-blowingly serious dedication to being romantically swag as FUCK !!! (sorry)

For the official and original Kinktober 23 prompts, check here. Credits to @kinktober2023 for the ideas!

[the12thnightproject]

IkeSen boys in the Modern World going to an All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet

princess-of-the-devildom asked:

May I request a Headcanon of the IkeSen boys in the Modern World going to an All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet with MC pls? (This can be a continuation of the "MC Refrigerator After 3 Months" post, if you want)

Thank chu!

Having decided that MC’s refrigerator is a lost cause, MC and the Warlords go out to an all-you-can-eat buffet. A continuation of Warlord's Opening Up MC's Refrigerator (after she's not been home for three months) linked here.

Nobunaga: Is just so curious about the entire concept. Keeps piling dishes on his tray because he wants to try a little bit of everything… and then he finds the dessert buffet and must be talked out conquering the restaurant.

Hideyoshi: Has trouble identifying what, if anything in the place counts as real food. Jello salad? Macaroni & cheese? Tater Tot Hotdish? Does his very best to herd his crew into an orderly line. Tries to get them to eat a balanced meal. Tries to convince Mitsunari that Lime Jello Carrot Salad is worth tasting. Fails on every level.

Kenshin: Can’t find the pickled plums. “Where are they? Where?” Asks to speak to the local Daimyo. “You don’t serve pickled plums?” Upon being offered Canned Peaches in Orange jello as a substitute, he stabs the manager.

Kanetsugu: Keeps trying help Kenshin. Goes into the kitchen to try and find pickled plums for him. Is mistaken for a busboy. Is fired.

Sasuke: Is rushed off his feet trying to help Kenshin and prevent random acts of stabbing. Is mistaken for a busboy. Is fired. Then stabbed by Kenshin for dereliction of duty.

Masamune: Strikes up a conversation with the chef manning the hibachi station. Within five minutes, has talked his way back there to help. Within 20 minutes, a crowd has formed to watch his knife work and cooking skills. Can cook six steaks, eight stir fry chicken breasts, and duel with Kenshin simultaneously. By the end of the night, has been offered a job.

Ieyasu: The food… there’s a lot of it, but he thinks it’s so very bland (this is an all you can eat buffet in Minnesota, so it is, indeed bland). At last, he finds a bin full of packets of hot sauce, soy sauce, and wasabi… takes the entire bin and dumps every packet into his food. The resulting chemical reaction sets the restaurant on fire.

Shingen: Two words: chocolate fountain.

Yukimura: Would really like to make sure that Shingen eats real food and not just dessert. …  “No, ‘I just want to know how it works’ is not an excuse, my Lord. Put the chocolate fountain down, please. Also… put MC down, please.”

Mitsunari: *Crash* Three words: Former chocolate fountain.

Kennyo: Is appalled by the potential for food waste. Smuggles food out in his robes, planning to feed any stray hungry forest creatures. Last seen looking for a forest.

Yoshimoto: Discovers mashed potatoes. They’re… they’re… sculptable! Unintentionally recreates dinner scene from Close Encounters of the Third Kind …. And pottery scene from Ghost. Expresses surprise when told that he’s actually playing with food.

Mitsuhide: Grabs a bowl. Starts at one end of the buffet, and systematically dumps a spoonful from each dish into his bowl. By the time he has worked his way through all the buffets, his bowl has lettuce on the bottom, mashed potatoes and ice cream with caramel sauce on top, and alternating layers of fish, Tater tots, and jello in the middle.

Ranmaru: Dutifully begins at the salad bar, then is traumatized by the concept of canned peaches trapped in blue jello. “It… moves!”

Keiji: FUZZY BLUE THING MUTATED. KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Motonari: Walks into restaurant. Notices the masses of people lined up, all using the same serving spoons to pull food from the giant chafing trays. Nopes the hell out of there.

Kicho: Stayed behind and ordered pizza. Changed the locks on MC’s apartment.

[bite-off-everyones-heads-blog]

Answer the following questions in-character.

Then tag three people. Feel free to add some questions of your own. TAGGED BY: Stolen from myself and then left in my drafts for months.  TAGGING: Whomever

1) WHAT GENDER ARE YOU?

“Male. For both of us, I think.”

2) WHAT IS YOUR AGE?

“Thirty three. No idea how old V is.” “Age is irrelevant.”

3) DO YOU WANT A HUG?

“...Uh... Heh...”

4) DO YOU HAVE ANY BAD HABITS?

“God knows, too many...” “Bitch, I’m perfect.”

5) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

“Tater tots, chocolate and human flesh.” “I like the first two. But I’m always down for an american cheeseburger!”

6) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

“We both like chocolate.”

7) ARE YOU A VIRGIN?

“Nope.”

8) HAVE YOU KILLED ANYONE?

“I mean by myself… No but V...”

“Bullshit you basically fed me a couple of guys! Changing after you’d already grabbed him and already opening your mouth! That was all you Eddie!”

9) DO YOU HATE ANYONE?

“Nobody currently alive, but there was this one asshole high schooler who took the last Reeses cup from a store last time we visited New York and… I dunno I had a bad feeling about that kid.“ "I liked him! He smelled strong!”

10) DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS?

“Yeah cuz the fuckin bug up my ass is public knowledge.”

11) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?

“Not winter.”

12) WHO ARE YOUR BEST FRIEND(S)?

“I got everyone I need right here.”

“…Scream was pretty cool. Too bad they died. I’m lucky to have Eddie though!”

13) WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES?

“I mostly just listen to music. Work out, watch movies. Can’t go to any concerts, too loud but I keep busy.“ "He literally never stops masturbating!” “Okay that is NOT true!” “But they won’t know that.” “Ugh… Ignore him. He’s an asshole.”

14) WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?

“January 21st for me. I dunno if the Other even knows his Birthday.“

15) ARE YOU NICE OR MEAN?

“Yeah we both have our asshole moments…”

16) ARE YOU SOCIAL OR SHY?

“A social lifestyle disagrees with us.” 

17) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?

“My Dad was an asshole. I never knew my Mom.“

"My species reproduces asexually and I never caught the name of who spawned me.”

18) WHAT’S YOUR WEAKNESS?

“We do not like loud noises or fire”

“Heights and social situations.”

19) HOW LONG CAN YOU STAY UNDER WATER?

“We do not need to breathe and we like the water! We can stay under as long as we please! Even with Eddie inside us!” 

20) WHAT DO YOU DO ON A REGULAR DAY BASIS?

“Interviews, editing, that kinda shit. My job. But I’ll put on a movie or something or maybe do some reps if I’ve got time.”

“Vore.”

“What the hell is vore?”

“Google it!”

21) DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?

“I still got a bit of a thing for Anne but, if she’s happy, she’s happy and Dans a decent guy.“

"Fuck Dan! We will win her back!” “We’ve got each other, though.”

22) EVER WORN A DRESS?

“I have not.”

23) WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER FUN IN THE DAY TIME?

“There’s a nice quiet little greasy spoon that serves the biggest gyros pita I’ve ever seen nearby. It’s good. Otherwise, I dunno sleep.”

“I want to go inside the McDonalds playplace! But Eddie says no, we’re too big he says, it’ll look weird he says. Bullshit! I like to give Eddie good advice when I can’t come out.”

“You tell me to kill people!”

“Good advice.”

24) AT NIGHT?

“Exploring the city, eating bad people!”

25) EVER KISSED ANYONE?

“Yeah.“

26) …OF THE SAME GENDER?

“Yeah.”

27) WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE THING TO TOUCH?

“My bed.“

"Eddie. I don’t like being out of him.”

28) ANYONE LOVE YOU?

“Eddie!”

“What?”

“Eddie!!”

“You know I’m listeni-”

“I love you.”

“I love you too, ya little shit.”

29) WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

“That’s a stupid question!”

30) WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

“I dunno?“

"This morning, internally when he had to get up for work.”

31) DO YOU HAVE A PET?

“I’m not a fucking pet!” “He’d eat it if I had one.” “I want a cat!”

32) WHAT’S YOUR NICKNAME?

“We don’t really have any.”

33) DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A HAPPY OR A DOWN PERSON?

“I’m pretty upbeat. Life hurts, but no real reason to be miserable.”

34) IF YOU WERE A SUPERHERO, YOU’D BE…?

“I kinda am?” “No, we are not! What we are is hungry.”

35) WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT OCCUPATION?

“Reporter.” “Cryptid.”

36) WHO DO YOU KNOW THAT BUGS YOU?

“Riot was an asshole and deserved to burn to death!” “I didn’t like Drake. Also, had to interview this one jackass in prison. Real creep.”

37) WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE SONG?

“Strangers in the Night, by Frank Sinatra. Can’t beat Sinatra, man.” “We’re more of a Morissey Fan...”

38) DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A WARRIOR?

“I was born and bred to be a warrior... Combat is my specialty. I wasn’t very good at it, but it was my specialty.”

39) EVER THINK ABOUT GETTING MARRIED?

“Yeah... I was even engaged once.” “We’re basically already married.”

40) HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SLEEPOVER WITH SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?

“Yes.” “We have no sex or gender.”

41) DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS ANYWHERE?

“Don’t need any.”

42) ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

“My Dad. What an asshole.”

[littlemessyjessi]

“Dating Them...”: Venom/Eddie Brock Imagine: #SymbioteSunday

Venom/Eddie Imagine/Headcanons x Reader: Ps Reader, Plus Size Reader 

Imagine dating them.....

Fucking

personal

space 

issues

Like, you get absolutely none

Learning how to have conversations with the both of them

At the same time, lol

10/10 they can’t stop smiling around you

Eddie calls you babe, baby, sweetheart

Ven calls you tasty morsel or....lol - Snack 

So many tater tots

Like holy shit

The smell of fried potatoes are just permanently in your home

Never ending supply of chocolate 

Day after Vday sale is LEGIT

Like, so much chocolate on sale. 

Fucking set until Halloween

Loves holding you

Eddie hugs you from behind

Venom wraps the fuck around you

Many cheek and forehead kisses

Constantly playing with your fingers

cooking together

couch snuggles

Still starstruck by you

You’ll give them butterflies forever. 

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Love, Kenny

[i-used-to-wear-the-fedora]

Venom Symbrock and Sleeper Headcanons

-It's been a few months since the fight with Riot and Venom/Eddie have finally gotten used to each at least some what and have come to some what of a system.

-Eddie works at The Daily Bugle as a freelance reporter with a hard ass supervisor who Venom constantly threatens to eat.

-Venom is still Venom but if he's fed he's not as much of an asshole and he's grown fond enough of his host to a point they're sure they're...something. Eddie doesn't know exactly what.

-Venom needs human flesh to survive but he also likes some human foods like tater tots and chocolate.

-Their well being is connected and one week they get sick. Like, really sick and after visiting Anne's boyfriend they can't figure out what it is.

-Until two weeks later Eddie's vomiting black slime into the toilet bowl and to but his and Venom's confusion it starts moving.

-Turns out that whole week was morning sickness and Venom accidentally bonded with Eddie's genetic material enough to create the baby symbiote.

"YOU GOT ME PREGNANT?!"

"Well I made the baby, if anything you were there carrier-"

"I CAN'T HAVE A BABY! I CAN BARELY TAKE CARE OF MYSELF!"

"That much is obvious."

-Despite the surprise they try to be decent parents to the ball of goo whom after a long list of possible names ("No, we are not naming our baby Toxin.") decide on Sleeper.

-Eddie is still close to Anne and Dan and immediately go to them for help on how to take care of their alien baby.

-They use a fish tank as a bed for Sleeper and when not at home they have Anne and Dan watch him. Soon after meeting Peter Parker they hire him as a babysitter too.

Also: Sleeper was formed with some of Eddie's genetic DNA and was born on Earth so the symbiote doesn't require a host to survive.

[iamkatehardy]

Fluffy headcanon: Eddie is a panicky dad, he's lost,he doesn't know what to do,he's almost always seen with the child whining. He's trying his best to do good but it almost always seems to backfire and it's even worse when Venom gets involved,he can't stand the crying child and hated it at first but as time went by he became protective of it. Later Venom asks Eddie if it's okay to show himself to the "tiny human noise maker" and you can guess how that went.... -Harpy

Tiny Human Noise Maker 😭😱

“Why is it so noisy? So loud.”

“It’s just hungry, V.” - Eddie held the baby to his chest, slowly rocking him/her, as he walked to the kitchen to prepare the feeding bottle.

“All the time?!”

“You’re the one to talk, Mr. Tater Tots & Chocolate!” - Eddie kissed the baby’s head, trying to pacify it.

“Hmmm.”

—————

Eddie has a hard time explaining Venom how babies work. As matter of fact, he is trying to figure things out himself, because it’s his first time being responsible for other being ❤️

Venom is just jealous because that baby is everything Eddie thinks about, but once he realises how the little creature is , he kind of falls in love with it too ❤️

[kouga-appreciation]

More Modern Kouga Headcanons no one asked for

-Wakes up at 7 am and goes for a morning run first thing every day

-He does this partly because he enjoys it but also partly to release the crazy amount of energy he has every day. Getting out some of his energy first thing every morning keeps it from building up throughout the day to levels that render him antsy/anxious/fidgety and unable to stay relaxed and focused. Basically he has to stay active or productive so he can function as a calm and collected adult and not become a complete spaz like his 15 yr old anime self lol

-Can’t live alone he gets too lonely :( so always lives with roommates until he finds his s/o

-Has some dorky first-job-type job that’s totally unfitting to him like Baskin Robbins and yes it’s exactly like that scene in Ant-Man where he’s this grown man in a pink apron and paper hat greeting a customer with a smile, “Hey welcome to Baskin Robbins, do you wanna try our new banana blast smoothie-shake?”. And like he hates that he works there but is actually great at his job and is great with customers so you’d never know it.

-Works there for way too long until he finally gets a job as a waiter at some nicer grill/bar place, like Sizzler or a steakhouse, and he likes it much better and gets loTs of tips-- mostly from girls who think he’s hot and charming and from nice young families who he’s really friendly and cool with

-His dream job is to be a fitness trainer though. He really wants to work with people.

-Spent a few summers in college working as a summer camp counselor

-Hobbies include: running, team sports like soccer and basketball, camping, road trips, swimming in fresh water, yoga, shopping, watching informative shows like How It’s Made, annoying but also aggressively supporting his friends, dragging them into adventures and trips with him

-Isn’t fond of chocolate. Or sweets much in general. Except for sugary childhood cereals like Fruit Loops and Cinnamon Toast Crunch, he has a weakness for those.

-Drinks his coffee black like a savage

-His competitiveness, boldness, and love of food always got him like “If I drink this hot sauce will you give me 20 bucks?” “I’ll eat it if you give me $5“ “You owe me a dollar for every tater tot I can fit in my mouth at once okay”

-He’s actually made an impressive amount of cash this way

-Is always warm so gets too hot very easily when trying to sleep at night so basically always except for maybe during winter sleeps with no shirt no pants just boxers and socks

-His roommates get ticked off whenever he forgets to put a shirt on walking around their apartment cuz he’s so perfectly toned and they’re salty

-Isn’t a perfectionist with his hair he just throws it up in messy buns and ponytails it’s too long and messy to make perfect (but in my personal opinion his hair being messy is perfect hhh)

-Favorite movie genre is cheesy old 80′s movies you just love to laugh at like Neverending Story, and then intense action-packed movies with lots of explosions like honestly Michael Bay is probably his fav director and he probably has all the Fast and Furious memorized in his head Kouga why

-Will be open to watching romcoms with s/o and always enjoys them more than he lets on

-Fashion style switches between sporty, mountaineer, and biker bad boy. Outfits range from gym shorts to cargo shorts to ripped jeans, tank tops to puffy vests to black leather jackets, athletic shoes to sturdy boots to expensive sneakers... Beanies, visors, dog-tag/shark-tooth necklaces and backpacks are options too.

-He doesn’t like hipsters and hipster fashion...

-Favorite social media is Instagram. He loves capturing moments of his life and of his adventures in nature and showing them off sharing them, and stalking what his friends are up to as well. He’s become a pretty decent ‘instagram-ographer’ and has a handful of followers who actually aren’t just his friends.

-However he also rlly likes using Snapchat with his s/o to annoy them by sharing just about every moment of his day with them, sending rlly random stupid stuff, and then out of nowhere super flirtatious crud always with winky faces to mess with them.

Okay that’s all for now~ About time I dumped out some of my Kouga ideas/headcanons I’ve been collecting for like a year...

[apartment-mbti]

intp x enfp headcanons?

INTP & ENFP Headcanons

The pair goes scuba diving. ENFP is taking a million pictures and gushing over all the fish, while INTP calculates the shark attack probability and collects cool rocks because listen there could be fossils inside 🐠

Everyone is hanging around a bonfire. ENFP is adding things to the fire that they shouldn’t, and INTP is watching the flames, because the evil wiggly light is such a strange concept ?? 

All the mundane household chores are ignored but who needs to do dishes when you can spend all day covering the ceiling in those glow in the dark stars?? Priorities 🌟

INTP helps a sad ENFP indirectly. They bake them tater tots, play their favorite music, bring them hot chocolate and blankets and games and anything that says I love you and I know my words won’t help so here are your favorite things

The pair is on a ferris wheel. ENFP starts rocking the car. INTP snaps because dear god are you trying to kill us both I swear if you move one more muscle I am personally ejecting you from your seat I have never hated ANYONE moRe 🎡

INTP wakes up early to make ENFP breakfast in bed. They stumble across ENFP making breakfast for them as well. It turns into a heated cooking competition #choppedIsLife 🍽️

~ INTP mod

[littlemessyjessi]

“First Time Meeting “ : Venom/Eddie Brock Headcanons: #SymbioteSunday

Venom Headcanons , Venom x Reader: Ps Reader, Plus Size Reader, Latina reader 

Imagine your first time meeting Venom....

Ok, so it’s kind of a disaster

Halfway a disaster

Halfway a miracle

See, you’d been on your way home from work at the time

You really shouldn’t have taken that extra shift

It was two in the damn morning

Wrong side of town at that time of night

Your feet were killing you

But hey, you needed the money

There you were 

Your ass should’ve been on the trolley long before now but nope

So walk it was 

And San Francisco’s legendary hills were a pain in the fucking ass this time of night on your tired feet

However, it was nothing compared to the irritation coating you at the sound of this guy and his friend calling out to you

“Hey! Mamacita! C’mere! Lemme see how you-”  “Shut the fuck up!” 

You’d flown off the hand and started throwing anything and everything you could get your hands on in their direction.

However, you never got a chance to maul them

Because this enormous muscular shiny black creature had literally turned around and bit his head off. 

You were terrified to say the least but still 

“Um, thanks.” you whispered and instantly cursed yourself for making your presence known. 

“No problem, tasty snack.” it said, a low grumbly voice making your hair stand on end then it seemed to be talking to itself. “We like this snack.  We should follow.” 

You were far to petrified to actually do anything so you fucking said this. 

“Hey, uh, you wanna come over for dinner tomorrow? As thanks?” 

Why in the FUCK you would say that is beyond you but you did. 

“Will there be tater tots?” it asked. 

You lifted a brow, “Yeah, sure. Why not?” 

“And chocolate?” it asked before arguing with itself. “I need chocolate!” 

“Sure, chocolate is fine.  I’m making enchiladas but sure.  I’ll make my Tia’s champurrado.”  

The creature grinned, “We likes this snack very much.  Very much indeed.” 

Safe to say you were astounded, creeped out and a tad flattered.  

Weirdest start to a relationship ever. 

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A VERY DESCRIPTIVE PROFILE OF YOUR MUSE

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NAME: Edward Brock Jr./Venom NICKNAME(S): Eddie ALIAS(ES).: Venom AGE: 32 SPECIES.: Human/Symbiote GENDER: Male ORIENTATION: Pansexual. Eddie keeps an open mind and Venom doesn’t care. INTERESTS: Journalism, bodybuilding, playing pool, biting off peoples heads. PROFESSION: Journalist and Vigilante BODY TYPE: Athletic/Literally just black goo EYES: Brown HAIR: Brown (Blonde in his youth) SKIN: Caucasian FACE: Tired eyes with dark circles and constant stubble. HEIGHT: 5’9 COMPANIONS: Venom exists inside of his body and usually has something to say on any current situation. ANTAGONISTS: Carlton Drake, Riot COLORS: Grey, Black, White, Blue FRUITS: Mango, Oranges, Human Heads, Pears DRINKS: Ice Water, Cola, Juice ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES?: Two beers after a hard day. SMOKES?: Nope DRUGS?: Anti anxiety medication, DRIVERS LICENSE?: Yes. For both cars and his motorcycle.

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