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Worst. Wedding. Ever (Sims)
Okay, so when I first got the Sims 3, I made this adorable straight couple, he worked as a business man of sorts, and she worked for the newspaper. They got married and all the bells and whistles. One day, the wish popped up to have a baby! I was very happy to oblige. Suddenly, the wish popped up for a baby boy on the wive’s wishes, and a baby girl on the husband’s. I thought, okay, I can do that (this was before I had learned about the fruit cheat thingy, I was still a noob). So I got them pregnant, and sure enough it turned out to be a beautiful bouncing girl! After she turned into a toddler, I had them try again. They had another girl! The house was a bit too small for them if they wanted to try again, and the husband had just got a promotion so I splurged on a bigger house. They tried again, and it’s a girl! Now, with three girls in the house, I had them try again, determined to have a boy. Fast forward: they had three more girls and had reached the limit for a household. I moved out the eldest daughter into her boyfriend’s house (she was now a young adult) and decided that we would just simply adopt a boy. So I call in, but the screen to begin the adoption process took awhile to load, and I went to get some food. When I came back, I realized my SISTER had chosen to adopt another girl. So now this couple has 8 daughters and no sons. Reluctantly, I decided to give up. The eldest daughter had gotten married, and was now pregnant herself. Kind of missing her, I decided to throw a wedding for my second eldest daughter on an empty lot nearby. I invite friends and family, everything is going great. I set up the lot so there’s music and food, I even included a dishwasher. The lot had a great view of the lake, and I decided to send in the parents for a nice swim. The youngest daughter aged up into a child, and the second eldest daughter got married at roughly the same time. It was such a great wedding, everyone was having a great time. Suddenly, the dishwasher stopped working, and the father headed over, dripping water from his swimming suit. He began to fix it just as I realized the water was pooling at his feet. I immediately try to exit out of the command, but it’s too late. He gets electrocuted and dies at his daughters wedding. Grief-stricken, everyone stands around watching as the grim reaper takes away their dad. And the eldest daughter then GOES INTO LABOUR, but instead of going to the hospital she stays to cry over her dad and delivers the baby on the lot. It was a girl
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I'm the girlfriend from Canada that that 5th grade pre-pubescent American boy TOTALLY has.
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Correct me if I'm wrong (I most definitely am) but isn't feminism about equality for all girls?
Girls who weren't necessarily born girls?
Girls of all ethnicities, backgrounds, religions, nationalities, occupations, sexualities and age?
Girls who have never stepped foot in a school and girls who have graduated from the most prestigious one at the top of their class?
Girls who grew up wanting to be mommies, and girls who grew up wanting to be astronauts, or lawyers or mechanics or even mermaids? Girls who weren't allowed to dream of what they wanted to be? Who were silenced?
Doesn't feminism exist so that girls should have the equal rights to education, equal rights to a job, and equal rights to HAVE A GODDAMN OPINION, even if it's admittedly a stupid one? Doesn't feminism exist so that what we are able and not able to do in life isn't determined by our gender but by WHO WE ARE. WHAT WERE MADE OF.
I think being against feminism is stupid, and completely ignorant, and I'm allowed to have this opinion, BUT LIKE HELL I'M GONNA LET someone degrade the opinion of another woman due to her own, even if I don't necessarily agree with the opinion in the first place.
I may not always agree with what you have to say, but I will fight to the death your right to say it.
Anti feminist girls are so embarrassing yikes
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To the man who yelled at me.
Your wife, when she ordered, asked what our biggest round pizza was. I told her our Family size. She ordered one as well as your two Chicken Parms with spaghetti. I confirmed the amount of slices in the pizza, and went over the order with her twice to make sure I didn't mess up. When you called, I had already dealt with another angry customer, was doing jobs and making food that I didn't know how to make, expected to find food I couldn't find all whilst tending to Walk-ins and Pick-ups, and overall was very frustrated. But I didn't take it out on you. I asked, with a smile you can hear over the phone, how I could help you. You said that you had ordered a Party sized pizza. You said that in all your years of ordering with us, this has happened twice prior, you yelled at me. My voice cracked and you pounced on it, I offered to speak to my supervisor and see what I could do. I could hear your wife in the background yelling, "This is the last time, after this we're done!"
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Netflix just... gets me. 
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I'd probably be home alone, wearing it, doing mermaidy things as you do. then I would hear a scary noise and instinctively try to get up but end up flipping off the couch and landing on my tummy, lying there like a beached whale until my parents came home. On second thought, no, they wouldn't help.
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Free Crochet Pattern: Adult-Sized Mermaid Lapghan to Keep You Warm on those Chilly Nights
http://www.diyncrafts.com/11807/fashion/free-crochet-pattern-adult-sized-mermaid-lapghan-to-keep-you-warm-on-those-chilly-nights
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Do you want your country to be run by idiots?
Now that I have your attention, I’m gonna go on a ranty rant. Basically, in order to be the head hancho in a country all you really gotta have is more votes than all the other dudes combined. So say only 30% of the country casts their vote, that means that the guy or gal who’s running the country, would only need like 15% of the vote if all the other parties got like 5%. That means that only 15% of the country actually WANTS THAT DUDE IN CHARGE. 
But please don’t just vote for the sake of voting, cause voting with no education on politics of platforms could do more damage. Read a book or two, watch a few interviews and speeches, figure out who you like and who you don’t, and vote based on that. 
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When I'm 30.
I'm gonna read in the tabloids about teen heartthrob Prince George and his sister Princess Charlotte. North West will be making headlines for what she did with that drone at that party.
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Harry Potter Theory.
I was wondering as to why Mr. Wesley had no muggle-born or half-blood colleagues to tell him what, exactly, was the function of a rubber duck. I mean surely, unless the Ministry was more corrupt and bloodist than I originally though, there would be at least one or two colleagues he could ask, but then it occurred to me….
Mr. Weasley’s generation, the First Wizarding War, all the blood shed. They purged the muggles and half-bloods, others went into hiding and remained in the muggle world. And then, from the ashes and destruction rose a new department and curriculum, one that would defeat the ignorance and hatred that once surrounded muggles. And this, The Department of Muggle Artifacts and Muggle Studies were created.
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So, apparently it’s only in America  -laughs at American Dad-  this is such a good show :’) 
Tomorrow’s tax day -laughs at Dad and people with responsibilities- 
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Tomorrow’s tax day -laughs at Dad and people with responsibilities- 
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Bridal Shower
At my friend's bridal shower, we talked about her past boyfriends. It was when we were laughing over one of her exes-Richard-'s name that I realized... Her fiancés name is Thomas, her high school sweetheart was Harry and Richard was her college boyfriend. She had dated every Tom, Dick and Harry.
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Modern Knife Types / Blade Shapes
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Just imagine
Pregnant Ginny standing in the kitchen of their little cottage, washing the pots by hand because one of the boys had broken her wand and she didn’t have the time or patience to fix it.
She glances into the living room, where young Teddy is making faces at little James, who’s gurgling, cooing and clapping his chubby little hands in delight. Suddenly, Teddy morphs his nose into that of a pig and began to snort, much to James’s delight. With that small act Ginny is reminded of the girl with the bubblegum hair, who, in a grim old place, many years before, made her laugh. A girl who would never see her baby grow.
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