bitebitesnap
bitebitesnap
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Musings of a Goblin with so many FO's it drives me nuts. This is not a request blog, but I don't mind occasional asks or ramblings about stuff. 26 and going places very slowly
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bitebitesnap · 4 days ago
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The Blood Quickens! Ch. 1
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Aphrodisiac! Dismas/Reader
A pit stop at an oasis goes awry, forcing you to confront your feelings for a certain highwayman.
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(author's note: this is much shorter than my usual content but I didn;t have a better place to cut it. the other pieces shouldnt take super long to get out since most of them are already written out so stay tuned)
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The stagecoach slows to a halt. The horses nicker to themselves as the wheels coasted to a standstill on the muddy road, and once stopped you stepped down from the driver;s seat and pushed the door open, “Hang on for a second, I’ll be right back.” The cabin lurches as you step out, semi dry leaves crunching underfoot.
It was almost always dark out now, what little light left being swallowed by the dense canopy around you, but you could just barely make out the outline of old masonry wrapped up tightly in moss and overgrown vines just beside the road. Had you not been looking for it you’d have missed it entirely since it looked just like the many ruins of forgotten outposts that littered the forests here. Yet when you studied further and pushed aside a cluster of bramble you found what you were looking for, a skull fountain with water still running from it’s mouth into the basin below.
An oasis. Rare, nowadays, as most of them are destroyed when found. But it meant seclusion and protection for the night at least.
You hop back up the step and lean into the carriage, “Coast’s clear. Doesn’t look like this one’s been found yet so let’s make it count while it’s still here.” A murmur of agreement answers you as you step back out. You choose to stand outside in the cool, humid air to scrub your tired eyes while they sort themselves out, the coach creaking under their shifting.
How long had it been? Days? Weeks? The passage of time wasn’t something to keep track of much anymore with how the skies darkened with the smoke of burning cities. Long enough that the mere idea of being in that thing any longer would drive you insane. While it was nice, there was only so much of the carriage’s cramped living any of you could stand.  At some point you’re sure they’re going to start at each other’s throats. And several highly dangerous individuals locked in with each other while you stood in the middle was not on your to do list today.
There’s a muffled huff before footsteps tramp down the step off the coach and over to you, “Well that’s one way to put an end to that argument.” When you drop your hands you’re greeted with the plague doctor brushing flecks of some nasty greenish fluid off her coat while surveying the woods surrounding you both, “Seems like a good enough place to stop anyways.”
You just sighed, way too used to the stench of sulfur lingering in her wake by now, “Were you trying to make another potion with the windows closed again.” The question-which was barely a question at this point-isn;t answered as she just continues her inspection of the old ruins, which means that yes, she was in fact mixing caustic tonics in proximity of everyone else. Which explained the hushed snipping commentary you’d been hearing behind you for the past few hours.
Thank the light the viewport was just an open window. You had your complaints about it at first but nowadays it seemed more a blessing since it kept all the fumes back there-although it more came as a curse to everyone else.
Still, you pinched the bridge of your nose, “Para, please don’t do that inside. You can peel the wood off the walls with what you make in those and I’d rather not have the coach suddenly dismember itself because of you.” Honestly if you were going to have anything tear it apart you’d rather it be the fanatic’s traps. At the very least those can be repairable unlike the light-awful acids she pours together.
“Bah, it’s fine.” She has the audacity to wave a hand at you dismissively, “I wasn’t brewing anything too caustic today. Got all of that done last time we were investigating. Speaking of, we found some nice remnants of a few lab notes back there-something about advancing some studies on the topic of various plant born diseases. Did you know that coffee is actually a type of poison? Very mild and non-toxic to the human body but dangerous to many insects and birds-which was what my current experiment was about.” She stares at the ground with her hands on her hips like a frustrated parent, “Do you know how hard it is to procure coffee beans that aren’t-”
You can’t believe what you’re hearing, “Para.”
The nose flits up to your face properly, “Yes?”
You stare at her with as much disappointed exasperation you can muster in a slow blink, “...Why are you trying to distill coffee in the carriage?”
She doesn’t miss a beat, “Because I want to try and use that poison for my bombs. If I can get a potent enough charge from something as commonplace as coffee I can cut the needed ingredients by half or more.”
Again you just stare at her, then to the carriage again before returning, exhaustion in your voice, “....Para do you know how rare it is to find coffee of all things right now?”
Immediate nodding before you can even finish, “Yes. Approximately 87% harder given no trade routes are open to this part of the kingdom, so it’s much less likely to find it. But I have accounted for this, I’m not that daft.” She rolls her head in place of her eyes and you lean back a bit to let the nose of her mask swing around, “If I can procure enough toxin from the stores we have now I’ll be settled for a few days, maybe weeks if I ration it. This would not solve the problem of foraging for more ingredients for good but it would at least mean we wouldn’t be absent of the poison if the areas we go to are lacking.” Setting a hand on her hip those lenses glare at you like you should know this- she can accurately portray her emotions through that thing, you’d give her that.
Someone’s chattering in the carriage. Not quite happy conversation either, though you struggled to call it an all out fight either. More akin to someone trying to argue a point and the other shutting them down over and over again, judging by the tone of the words you can make out. There’s a deeper, raspy tone to one and the other shrills at points-there’s not many in the team that match those kinds of voices.
At this point you’d gladly take a violent argument over whatever you had going on with Paracelsus of all people. Science had never been your forte.
Someone’s clanking up to the door just as you get that train of thought together, that same roughened voice calling out, “Ya can’t wait jus’ a minute?”
Speaking of. 
You’ve barely turned around before Bonnie’s hauling herself out the carriage door. There;s a less than friendly scowl on her face as she flicks her cape across her back, “Maybe if you stopped treating me like a kid I’d actually give a damn.”
“Language!”
“Like you give a toss!” She whips around and points back behind her, “I can handle myself!”
The carriage rocks under another set of footsteps until Dismas pulls himself out the door with a hand on the frame, “Yer still bleedin’ worse than a busted dam in a storm. At least let someone with the know how ta put ya back together ‘efore’ ya run off.” He’s holding something wrapped in a cloth, possibly one of the few medical tools you pilfered along the way as it’s seeping blood when he points it in her direction. 
He’s not wrong as one of Bonnie’s arms is still wrapped in the torn up sheet sacrificed to the cause, the nice linen soaking red in splotches all down her bicep. Either choosing to ignore it or just wanting to spite him, Bonnie crosses her arms, “I’m fine. I won’t leave the road too far or anything. I’m not insane enough to go out into the woods alone.” With a wave over her shoulder she tromps off, rounding the corner of the ruined wall with a muttered, “Just leave me be, ya old bastard.”
Said gunman shakes his head with a sigh as she takes her leave, “Always the young ones steppin’ in before their head’s on straight.” There;s a clank as he sets the tool down with some force on what sounds like a table inside. As he drops down off the carriage he ignores the step entirely to stand on the ground. 
You find yourself lingering on the highwayman as he takes a deep breath. He stretches with a groan, raising an arm over his head and behind his back. Twisting his spine a few times while you can hear his disgruntled muttering, “Blasted carriage too bloody small to move an inch in. Felt like I was gonna lose feelin’ in me legs if I was in there a moment longer.”
He’s just in his vest and undershirt, signature bandana absent. He must have just woken up from sleeping the recent leagues as scruff darkens his cheekbones, hair a frazzled mess. A set of uneven scars line his mouth that remind you of the fangs of a wolf, giving him a lingering sense of danger that crawls up your spine and settles in the back of your skull. Time may have left its mark on his face with his sharp cheekbones and silver laced in his undercut, but it only adds to his charm. Aged like a fine wine and probably just as delicious. 
Heat floods up your neck at that analogy and you have to yank your eyes away from him in the hope that he wouldn’t notice the sudden redness on your face.
And stare right into a set of very intelligent lenses.
You jerked back, startled at her sudden proximity. She was now almost nose to beak with you, leering at you in the same way she does a dead body. You could practically feel her staring at your face and studying every minute detail with frightening accuracy. Frankly it was much too unnerving and had you waving her away, “What are you looking at? Point that thing somewhere else before you take an eye or something.”
But it’s like she doesn’t hear you as she hums, leaning away from your swatting, “Eyes dilated, unfocused even though you’re staring at me. Flushed skin, rushed breath,” She even sniffed the air visibly as the beak scrunched a bit like a nose, “Sweating more than usual..”
You give her a mildly horrified look just as footsteps crunch across the grass up to you. It didn’t take any thought to question who it was as Dismas speaks up, “Looks like the little spark’s gonna be a bit on ‘er own fer a bit. Probably out takin’ a piss-can’t blame ‘er really.” You turn to watch him swat excess dirt off his jacket and just hope he didn’t hear anything.
Maybe you should be mad at him for his crass wording but really, could any of you be mad at each other given the situation? Instead you sigh and look to where Bonnie ran off, eager to change the subject, “Let me guess, she complained about getting stitches again.”
“Dead on. Never liked that needle meself, but I still take it when I need it.” You can hear him leaning from how his leather boots creak and your breath stutters at how it;s specifically in your direction, “She had a right fit about it and stated she’d get a fire on ta burn the wound closed. Nearly did, until I doused it.”
You look at him then with exasperation, “Did you use the last of the water to do it.” 
He gives you a sheepish grin and hold both hands up with a shrug, “Was either that or run the risk of ‘er burnin’ holes in the armor. Should’a used a blanket or me coat ta’ put it out instead, but it didn’t occur.” Dismas looks away as he rubs the back of his neck, other hand resting on his hip, “Good thing we’re stoppin’ ‘ere, eh? Might even be able to scrounge up a good meal while we’re at it cause light knows I’m gettin sick of the dried meats in there.” 
There’s a chance your gaze lingers on his side profile for too long before you answer, “Yeah probably. We’ll make camp here for the night, then, pick up some extra water in the stores while we’re at it. Go help Baldwin get the gear out and set up for a fire, then we’ll work out who uses the oasis first. Light knows I’m sick of having to smell the lot of you right now.” There’s a small dry laugh from him at your comment before he turns his back to you and tromps back up into the carriage, giving you a very nice view of his wide back and ass as he bends over to not hit the doorframe.
And again your attention is kept on his departing back for too long, the width of his shoulders, the strength in his form despite just walking. You find yourself yearning to run your fingers over the grey streaks in his undercut. How the scars around his mouth might feel against yours as you scratch the stubble on his jaw, about just how well he can use that tongue of his when he’s not spitting insults. 
You turn back around to find way too intelligent goggles still staring at you. This time you cringe and lean away, “What? Is there something on my face-”
“You like him.”
You blanch. Anything you wanted to say disappeared into the panic swarming your mind.
“You like him. Not just as a companion or a warrior.” Para ignores your panic as she points at you, “You like him as a romantic option.”
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bitebitesnap · 5 days ago
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End of the road
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bitebitesnap · 5 days ago
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Would you believe me if I said i had another Dismas idea
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bitebitesnap · 6 days ago
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there was a poll on this a while back i think but i can't find it so:
(1) yes, i imagine the reader as myself, sharing most if not all of my traits. the reader character is meant to be a stand in for me personally, allowing for a few key differences to ground them in the narrative, e.g. a different job, super powers, or some physical characteristics that match the universe of the source material.
(2) somewhat, i imagine the reader as a rough character template. i do not actively imagine this character as myself, but rather a stand-in or placeholder relatable everyman(gn), with distinct (but largely universally relatable) character traits displayed mostly only as needed to engage with the plot.
(3) no, i imagine the reader as their own character in the narrative. i do not actively imagine this character as myself, nor as a relatable template. this is their own character within the narrative with a distinct personality and appearance and i am using second person POV as a perspective only.
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bitebitesnap · 6 days ago
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hes very charming 2 me
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bitebitesnap · 6 days ago
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The reason why the heros in Darkest Dungeon are so susceptible to Heart attacks is bc they all took boner pills
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bitebitesnap · 6 days ago
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Making mass edits for the Dismas thing to make it flow better and cut out large swaths of plot that doesn;t matter on top of clearing up my bad prose and rewording it to work as a multi part thing instead of a one shot but it should be done soon
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bitebitesnap · 7 days ago
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testing new brushes on Magma... thinking about starting something again.
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bitebitesnap · 7 days ago
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wow this dungeons a bit dark ain't it
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bitebitesnap · 7 days ago
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Yes
Guys i fell for the rat man is it over for me?
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bitebitesnap · 7 days ago
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Going to be posting my first Dismas chapter soon enough but also I have an idea on what to do for another series. 2 actually
help
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bitebitesnap · 7 days ago
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Okay I'm actually gonna call it and make it into chapters bc the more I work on it the more I fear it's going to go over the word limit on tungle
Also I am going to lose my mind if I don't post something soon just bc I can't stand looking at this nearly 15000 word bastard anymore
Just realized I might have to break up the Dismas thing into multiple parts bc it has breached fuckin 13000 words
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bitebitesnap · 7 days ago
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Just realized I might have to break up the Dismas thing into multiple parts bc it has breached fuckin 13000 words
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bitebitesnap · 8 days ago
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bitebitesnap · 9 days ago
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Good news, I've made a lot of progress on my first Dismas one-shot. Better news, it's smut.
Bad news
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I'm going to be insane by the end of it
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bitebitesnap · 12 days ago
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'You can't fix him' BITCH he doesn't NEED to be fixed he needs to be FUCKED and I can DO THAT FOR HIM
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bitebitesnap · 12 days ago
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I developing a habit when I write darkest dungeon fics that I default with Paracelsus, Baldwin, and Dismas the most. There's not many of those but it's really funny that I've selected these specific idiots to write about and somehow it's going where Baldwin and Para are the one's scheming to get Dismas and Reader to fuck.
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