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We talk about the divorces. But the custody battles and the supervised weekend drop-offs in the KFC parking lot is where the real drama hits.

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Make one joke about Arthur getting called a shrimp dick and the next episode that airs he's immediately eggs, sausage, and 2 biscuits out fighting for his life.

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"I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO ASK IF I ALREADY COUNTED SOMEONE!!!!"

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Imagine getting called shrimp dick in your ex's voice and then pissing on the wall 3 feet left of the urinal.

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I might do digital versions of this but

Charlie Dowd Fun Fact: I made my personal design for him to be an amalgamation of every stereotypical grizzled, handsome, american P.I. mixed with a heaping helping of boyish charm and roughly 1/3 of a cup of American country music singer Randy Travis. Do with that what you will.

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Yes ,Argonians are cool~ Im just saying they could be COOLER by also being GATOR.

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His last name may be Outlaw, but even he would never stoop to being a lunchbox bandit.

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he's here to tell you about sedimentary rocks across the universe

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So, I dont listen to Malevolent when it releases. I try to build up a good back log so I can binge it for a whole day. And I swear everytime I check back in my favorite bbygirl, Arthur Lester is just

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Wish I got more drawing done over my little week long vacation but all I managed were this coupla gayboy oc's.

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Local catholic man is a tootie-patootie

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Father Oscar gives me "Gentle Giant" vibes. Like a Newfoundland.

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Do you have any references for centaur foals? It's really hard to find any references that's not adults

Yea! Enjoy a dump of all my centaur babies! They're mostly a bit older drawings but I think they still hold up haha and I don't think many people draw them cause they can be a little funky- what with the chunky little bodies on big ol spidery legs 😅 But I still think they're cute 💜

And a lot of my drawings of the bitties are in slings, as that's how I built in infant care with an L-shaped infant 😂

and of course, some goofy little baby Sunny doodles <3

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Sighs dreamily i love my wife

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jarthur dreamland vacation trip ❤

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And so I hope our love will last forever

Just give me five to seven years and I’ll be yours