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Lance: HOW DO WE KNOW YOU ARE THE REAL KEITH Keith: 

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SHAGGY IS M E

my poor confused son wants to keep jumping out of biplanes

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Scoob and the gang have an existential crisis.

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summer mood

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A gif for Mermay!

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ShaGGY-

The Stages of Dog-Pointing Reaction

1. Amused examination

2. Abrupt consideration

3. Backwards-looking

4.

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4. It’s better to not know

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i don’t care about fictional character drama. if you like a steven’s universe character who did something wrong once, fine. if u like any of the asshole double-crossing nintendo jesters, cool. i don’t even care if u like that smiley lady from the emoji movie. but know this: if u stan buck cluck from chicken little, i hate you with every once of every fiber of my very bring and my living force will carry on in spite of you.

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the houses as lines from john mulaney’s kid gorgeous

gryffindor: “In high school, people were like, ‘What are your top 3 colleges?’ I was like, top 3 colleges? I thought I would be dead in a trunk with my hand hanging out of the taillight by now.”

hufflepuff: “I don’t care for these new Nazis, and you may quote me on that.”

ravenclaw: “Like years later, I’d be going down on some rocking twink in college and I’d be like, ‘Wait a second… What would Leonard Bernstein do?’”

slytherin: “I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. That is not true. My wife is a bitch and I like her so much.” x

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who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

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look…………….. write as much shitty fic as you want. nobody can stop you. you’re learning constantly and it’s better to write hackneyed implausible ridiculousness than it is to not write at all out of fear of fucking up. you’re good

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Like/reblog if you’re a Tokoyami fan

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garrison: ok matt your laser eye surgery is complete

matt: sweet how do i fire them

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Safe and Warm.