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Running gag where Mike Newton is constantly almost finding out about the supernatural

He’s constantly overhearing funny bits and pieces of conversation but none of it is strictly incriminating (e.g. Bella: “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse… wait. Is that something you’ve tried?” Edward: “I haven’t, but in 1972 Emmett and Jasper learned the phrase ‘double dog dare’. I’ll leave it at that”)

He’s on a hike and turns his head just a half-second too late to see Esme tackle a bear into a ditch, out of sight

He muses aloud to Bella one day that her friend Jacob from the rez gained muscle, like, inhumanly fast…. Would he share his workout/diet regimen?

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My friend's Twitter feed did a thing lol

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Your medium looks and your plain hair have captivated me mademoiselle

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Twilight Deleted Scenes: “I do love it when men chase me” (requested by @copperspoon)

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he opens the door with his pinky. this is so cute to me. strong…..dainty……fancy …… a gentle doctor man……how many doors has he fucked up to get to this

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Edward in Midnight Sun vs Bella in Twilight

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TWILIGHT (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

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I can't be the first to make this connection

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Source: poeticalphotos

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i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever

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Janice Dickinson photographed by Susan Wood for Wamsutta By Calvin Klein in Amagansett, New York, October 1978.

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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

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I love when you go on a date with someone and you’re like. well that was neither wonderful nor horrendous. You seem Fine. I’m sure if this was the 18th century and we were gentry arranged married to secure our fathers respective land interests we would care for each other in our way. you would buy me nice horses that I really had no interest in but would admire how gentle you were with them and when I died in labor during my third pregnancy you would tell our surviving heirs that their mother was a handsome woman who never drank too much and embarrassed herself in company

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

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frolicking with mama :)