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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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the thing about the "um excuse me if you're as poor as you say you are why don't you just sell all your most treasured possessions" thing that people love to trot out as some kind of "gotcha" is that they do not acknowledge how fucking soul-crushing it is to be in a situation that is already destroying your mental health and then be forced to sell one of the few things in your life that still bring you joy

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waiting patiently for the arrival of a beautiful woman called Skip Ad

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he spends most of his time trying to make them presentable...

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"are you picking up what I'm putting down" brother I am hefting that shit above my head with gusto

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I love you “unlikeable” female characters I love you rude girls I love you mean women I love you girl interpretations of the “Asshole with a Heart of Gold” trope I love you women who get labeled Cold and Unfeeling I love you girls who lash out I love you women who lie I love you female characters who make people mad just by existing

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

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okay so there were a ton of posts/fics about the hilarious "fuck/maryy/kill" Bruce Wayne & Justice League scenario (I read them all, amazing comedic timing y'all) but to me, the most hilarious scenario is the JL play fuck/marry/kill, Bruce's name comes up, and half of the people in the room in the know immediately turn bright red and refuse to keep playing and no one will explain why.

Hal: "...and I would fuck Bruce Wayne. No, I would kill him. Nah, actually I'd fuck him, who am I kidding."

Clark: choking on his coffee and rapidly turning an alarming shade of red

Diana: "An....interesting choice, of course."

J'onn: "Shall we play a different game?"

Hal: "Wait, what? that was the game, wasn't it?"

Ollie: "I'm with Hal, I'd fuck the shit out of Bruce. He's the easiest guy I know, it's not like it'll exactly be a hardship for him."

*every single person in the room turns to Batman, standing in the corner*

Clark: "Wow! I think I just heard someone drop an ice cream cone in Guatemala. Batman, I'll need a team up."

Ollie: "For ice cream?"

Diana, standing up and putting herself in between Bruce and Hal: "This sounds dire. I will also assist."

Clark, under his breath, one hand on Bruce's back: "It's not worth it. He's not worth it. Come on. Walk it off."

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“if you’re working a full time job you should be able to afford to live on your own and have access to food and transportation” gonna be real with you brother. everyone deserves this. Not just people working 40 hrs a week

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it feels like there should be a million hours between 5 pm and 10 pm but theres only like two

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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

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i don't have it saved on my phone so you'll just have have to imagine a gif of the word "AUTISM" in flaming letters here

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Y'all saw how the two kinda made up after all the fighting, right?

Laios saw his sister beg him for help after being transformed into a terrifying monster.

Shuro hasn't eaten or slept properly in days or even weeks.

They were both stressed and tired and things boiled over. But as soon as the fight was over they made up. You saw that, right? Right??? Shuro literally gave him a little trinket to call him for help.

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Potest Solum Unum

There can be only One

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get goofy doodle laser beam blast BOOM

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if you hate furries, you are lame as hell, you are a deeply unhappy person, and you get no bitches and make no money. furries are the coolest people on earth, sorry you are so chronically uncool smh