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i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

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I should be LOCKING IN but instead I'm sketching pointy objects junko [plot climax junko+ancient junko]

I literally haven't drawn in so long like after next week (when summer starts) I wanna paint and sketch and stuff in my free time 🙉 I genuinely don't know the last time I used a pencil I used to hate writing in pen but now it's all I do 😃

But like ignore how messy and poopy and off model it is I'm sorry @gontagokuhara this is nawt the quality that you deserve 💀💀 but I might redraw this and to you and everyone else, there's more art coming... soon🌚

Anyway y'all pray for me oh GOD pray for me y'all I have 2 days to lock in help me god😃😃😃😃😃😃💀💀💀💀💀💀

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I am 0.11 percent away from passing this semester (they do not round up) and I just won a whole ass award from a whole ass hospital (none of my classmates congratulated me in fact they hardly even acknowledged me after 💀💀) so like if I fail this semester by 0.1 point not only will that be EXTREMELY embarrassing but also result in the crash out of the CENTURY like??

For everyone else's sake I shall not even speak it into existence I'm just gonna start studying.

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MY BRAIN SHOULD NOT BE MAKING MORE AU'S WHEN I CANT EVEN FINISH ONE STORY 💀💀💀

I STILL HAVE LIKE 20 MORE CHAPTERS OF THE CLIQUES TO WRITE, AND THEN I HAVE TO FINISH THE [REDACTED] AU, AND COME UP WITH AN ENDING TO A ONESHOT I'VE BEEN SITTING ON SINCE 2021, THERE'S A 6 CHAPTER SHORT SERIES I WANTED TO WRITE, AND THEN OFC THE [REDACTED] AU WHICH BARELY HAS A PLOT, THEN THE [REDACTED] AU WHICH I WILL HAVE TO DO SO MUCH RESEARCH FOR BUT IT SLAPS SO HARD IN MY MIND I FR NEED TO WRITE AND POST IT, AND NOW THIS NEW AU WHICH IM SCARED TO EVEN THINK ABOUT BECAUSE IT PROBABLY WON'T EVEN BE STARTED UNTIL 2055 AND THE IDEA IS TOO BEEFY TO BE A ONESHOT SO IDK!!! AND I DEADASS FORGOT ABOUT MY PIXIE HOLLOW AU EVEN THOUGH IT'S THE EASIEST TO WRITE RN 💀

KEEP IN MIND THIS IS ONLY FOR ONE SHIP!!! AND THAT'S NOT EVEN INCLUDING THE ART IM POSTING!!! I'M COOKED CHAT I'M COOKED!!!!!!🥴🥴🥴 I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I CAN WRITE GOOD KOMAHINA ANYMORE I NEED TO REPLAY THE GAMES OR REREAD MORE FICS

I NEED A KOMAHINA IV INFUSION STAT!!!!!! INFUSE THEIR ROMANCE DIRECTLY INTO MY BLOODSTREAM!!!

On an unrelated note does anyone know how to relieve a 3 year period of writer's block when you don't want to disappoint the readers

Fuck it I'm halfway through the next chapter of CHP and maybe I can pump out another 1k words of a tinker bell au between school and work 🥴 like it's honestly bleak

OHHHHH WHEREFORE ART THOUUU IS MY POOKIE 😭😭😭

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we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !

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Ohhh I hope my parasocial pookie is doing alright 😭😭😭 I feel like a maiden looking out at sea waiting for a letter to return LMFAOOO my parasocial support on this app is literally an inside joke atp😭😭😭 GIVING SUPPORT FROM A DISTANCE AS TO NOT SEEM LIKE A FREAK 👍👍

On an unrelated note I came home yesterday after thinking I'd spend my afternoon studying and editing the kazuichi drag video but instead I played old poptropica levels until 1 am and fell asleep without taking my birth control💀 WHOOPS

Hopefully I won't fail out of nursing school honestly we will see because it's not looking too good 💀💀

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We All Got That Friend Who Think They Can Outwit The Gods And Evade Their Fate

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Danganronpa drag au volume 2

This time it's Souda!! His pink and yellow color scheme always reminded me of Detox 😎 As you can see, part of Kazuichi's drag style is based on her 80s funky vibe, but I think his drag would lean more towards street style, like his canon jumpsuit. I tried to do a kill bill reference in his outfit but you can't really see it😭 but it's PINK aaahh we love drag!! Kaz's mug is suprisingly great and I imagine his sewing skills to be good enough that everyone asks him for help during the sewing challenges!!

When I first thought of this au in 2021 I was obsessed with the idea of him wearing only yellow wigs like Lemon... now for his color schemes, imagining gobstopper white, electric blue, and every other neon color under the sun!!💚🩵🤍💛🩷🖤 I also can't remember if I ever gave him a drag name?? Idk what it would be...🤔 he kinda looks like Willam in this 👀

the transformation video is coming at some point idk when I'll finisH editing sincE I have to Lock in for school 💀💀 Probably soMetime this wEek!!!!

(P.S. I'm sorry the quality of the images are still kinda blurry, I tried making it a little better but idk😔)

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I am so sick of people :/

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Words Will Be All That I Keep by ahinata(isyourbody) just updated today and I almost cried real tears reading the second half. My heart is GUTTED that it's over idk what I'm gonna do when pointy objects ends idk what I'm gonna do when I finish writing the Cliques like istg this is why I don't read the last chapter of some stories 💀

(I don't do it intentionally but I accidentally made a trend just because I don't want the story to end 💀 looking at you Bridge of Stars omg my FAVORITE fic that I haven't finished 💀 and also the kmhn haunted house au made by thx4thevenombby I have tried to finish but I wanted to cry while reading the final chapter to I had to stop LMFAOO I'm sorry)

Someday...... anyway I'm gonna go CRY now I'm gonna CRY.

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Danganronpa 2 drag au pt2: the process

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Have I posted my danganronpa drag au yet

DRS17 being so messy and romantical has inspired me

Anyway here's Hajime more 2 come (I recorded the process but we'll see if I have the energy to edit it 😭)

I have more traditional art of Hajime, Gundham, Nagito, and Kazuichi in the drag AU from like 2020 when I watched Canada's drag race s2 but Hajime's drag name is Juice (inspired by Juice on CDRS2💔) and his main colors are orange, green, and pink 🍊🩷 his main drag styles are professional, basic, and game/anime inspired, like he gives underdog in the edit but the other contestants think he's a filler queen (very Veronica Green on DRUKS2💔), his drag used to be uglier totally like Trixie Mattel and not because of my drawing ability possibly improving from 2020 idk💀💀💀 probably not his cut crease is supposed to evoke orange slice but it's giving Marcia³ (adore her though)

AND I just realized danganronpa and drag race have the same initials STOP

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literally since September this is so embarrassing 😭😭😭

I'm so hexcited I fr have plans that I cannot share with you right now, because the haters will sabotage me, I have plans that I cannot share with you right now, because the haters will sabotage me (the haters are the multiple chapters I have to read through before the test Friday mornin😃😃😃😃)

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I passed out fourteen times but here's my pointy objects fanart I've been working on for literally months and only now got a break from school and work to finish

(this is fanart from an ao3 fic called of gods, monsters, and pointy objects made for @gontagokuhara !!! I hope you're feeling better from covid!! I promise I won't feel bad about how long this took if YOU don't feel bad about the time this next chapter is taking, MASTERPIECES TAKE TIME!!!)

I had (have) more art planned but I didn't want to wait forever to post this, it's the reason as to why I haven't commented yet!! I was trying to finish this first and then I didn't have time LMFAOO I hope you like it!

Baby (giant) Gonta being raised (literally) by Nagito, distracted by a cool beetle!

2. Angie and her mom(s) off their island's shore....

3. Kaede in Chapter 10, after the RV explosion, in the bathroom of Mikan's cottage....

4. Ibuki and her daughter, Kanami, waking up in a panic after the attack

(Non)surprisingly, I think it'd be fun to also share some of my pointy objects headcanons in this same post! I wrote down a LOT of them in my notes app overtime, and they're mostly camp-based. But since this is long I'll just put it under the cut ;)

• Miu's hair used to be the exact shade of blonde as kaede, but she dyed it pink with manic panic and it's NEVER come out

• Nagito and Ibuki were already friends, but only started becoming close after the Tsumugi incident bc of their shared grief and self-doubts... she basically stayed at camp the whole time while the triplets healed up until Junko banned parents from seeing their kids

• Ryoma was a daily smoker before coming to camp, but Nagito encouraged him to switch to nicotine patches

• The counselors didn't realize Gonta needed glasses for a HOT minute until one day while Hajime was trying to set up a lesson plan for his schooling and couldn't figure out why Gonta's reading comprehension went way down when they used a chalkboard... and they're like "...can you NOT see it?😟" like "oh. well he needs glasses, thats it" *facepalm*

• Tenko goes to a lot of girl group concerts with Himiko and Peko! So when she comes to camp, Kiibo begs her to show them the videos 😭

• Sometimes someone gets sick and can't do dinner duty, and sometimes Nagito says "I'll cook" and everyone rejoices because they KNOW it's a pizza night 😭 they literally bet on how long he'll be struggling in the kitchen until they hear the car leaving camp

• Miu is a SERIAL clothing theif, even though she constantly hates on everyone's style/says their clothes are too big/small for her anyway. Kaede is a constant victim of this 😭 she'll tear up her closet looking for a specific top in the morning and then come out to breakfast to see Miu wearing it (it has caused physical fights)

• Angie and Tenko always show up with the cutest hair with all kinds of accessories. They're the best at braiding and most of the camp has had their hair braided at least three times in one summer.

• Kaede and Kirumi are pretty damn good at sewing! The long haulers bring Kaede things that need mending when Kirumi isn't there lol, and Kaede makes all her own Halloween costumes! (And trades her chore duties to help others with their own costumes)

• Rantaro is GENUINELY a tiktok star 💀 he did musical.lys to cringey music unironically when he was like 12 but ppl really started following him for his aesthetic travel videos, and "dying my hair/piercing myself at 3am bc I'm bored" videos (also some unfortunate thirst traps and dance videos💀) Shuichi shows up in the background sometimes and Rantaro teases him because ppl keep commenting "WHO THAT IN THE BAAAAACCKKKK" but yeah he doesn't take it crazy seriously or post very often

• Himiko has known Hajime/Nagito the longest of all the campers (they literally changed her diapers for Chiaki) but she used to hide behind her mom's legs as a toddler bc she was shy 🥺

• Miu works better with music on, it's like her only real psychological tie to her Godly parent (other than the attitude)💀 she dances around her room while working on projects and turns the music up REALLY loud in her cabin and makes everyone complain until she's gifted a pair of really good headphones for Christmas

• Angie also LOVES to surf, Sakura wasn't the best surfer before but she literally learned just so she could surf with her daughter 🥺 it makes her feel closer to Aoi

• Sometimes when the counselors are SUPER overwhelmed they literally say that they've been called to a meeting and just take the weekend off somewhere 💀💀💀 usually one stays behind but it's something they've NEVER admitted to even though the triplets have definitely figured it out after Hajime came back from a """""meeting"""""" with a trinket for his office 💀

• (KINDA NSFW) But Ibuki has had the most relationships with other gods out of everyone else followed by Makothoe 😭 This doesn't really say much it's just a record bc the gods have relationships with humans anyway 💀 if you account for humans it's probably Leon or Teru LMAOOOO (honorable mention to the imposter because LMFAOOOO but I headcanon he has like real relationships with humans and sticks with them for a while not necessarily uhhh yk)

• Most of the gods are used to acclimating themselves to their time, but like, sometimes they still don't catch up with EVERYTHING and they act like parents who struggle to get Siri to work or squint when they have to use a phone (The counselors got sick of a 12 y/o Kokichi asking if they had games on their phone and kokichi got sick of them saying "a telephone was made for calling people" so he got a phone slightly before the other campers 😭) (Byakuya and Makoto got a smartfridge that they STILL struggle to work 💀) (Taka's face turns red after the first 10 minutes he takes to connect a bluetooth device to his car)

• Vocal stims spread across camp like wildfire until Hajime nearly tears his hair out begging them to stop (vocal stims ALSO linger in MEETINGS LMFAOO I think the indubitably bit in sdr2 was so real and funny 😭)

• Baby rantaro was DRIPPED TF OUT💀 Makoto and Byakuya had him in designer clothes as a toddler, to the point where reporters/business partners were suggesting he go into junior modeling because he was such an adorable kid! Makoto likes to tease/brag to Rantaro about it lol. He still has the toddler clothes stored away and a bunch of photos of baby rantaro in formal wear😭

• Kaito has a scar on his stomach from when he tried to fight off the monsters that killed his grandparents

• Kaede is "talking smart", and so is her twin, Miu, but it SHOWS when she's talking trash about someone 😭 she has an Azealia Banks level of world-ending, life-changing reads at the tip of her tongue

OKAY THATS ALL FOR NOW BYEEEEEEE

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read my stupid hajime x naegi comic. do it. reads right to left btw.

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a fever dream 

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*sweats*