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Sea cortés, ande con cuidado, eduquese lo mas que pueda, respete para los que respeten y que dios los ampare.

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whenever you refresh your dashboard and no one is posting:

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The Animate online shop has published the cover for the upcoming Hetalia: The World Twinkle Character CD Vol. 3 - France and England.

As previously announced, the CD will contain songs sung by Masaya Onosaka in the voice of France and Noriaki Sugiyama in the voice of England. It is slated for release on July 24, 2015.

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Imagine person A of your otp is in the bathroom, about to commit suicide and person B is outside the bathroom screaming at A to open the door

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Y Alice pudo continuar haciendo su comida, si no hubiese sido por la molesta presencia de la representante de la nación francesa que, como siempre, la sacaba de sus casillas de las formas más simples jamás imaginadas. Quizás sólo ella tenía esa habilidad; aunque ver a la inglesa enfadada no es que sea un momento maravilloso o algo similar.

— ¡Pues vete!  —  Había exclamado con notable enfado, tanto enfado que incluso sus mejillas habían adoptado una coloración carmín, algo que era, quizás, típico de ella; pero aun así siempre intentaba ocultarlo. Por otra parte, quizás sus palabras fueron simplemente un impulso por su estado actual de ánimo, porque, ciertamente, no deseaba que se fuera, de la cocina, obviamente. Igual ella no sería capaz de terminar todo lo que intentaba hacer sola, pero el orgullo siempre se hacía presente.

"No, no, no! Don't put that in yet!" {Alice y Margot cocinando de un modo no demasiado pacífico~}

—  ¡Cállate, wanker! ¡Yo sé lo que hago! — Estaba simplemente leyendo la receta, aunque seguro no la seguiría en lo absoluto. Estaba haciendo su propia receta intentando cocinar lo que planeaba.

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¿Regreso?

He conseguido la pc luego de mucho tiempo. Al fin puedo venir.

Hola qué tal. (?)

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Sentence meme (Torture my character version)

Make them cry

“I never loved you.”

“You’re the reason they’re dead!”

“It’s all your fault!”

“Who could ever love you…?”

“You’re so stupid. So weak.”

“Just go away. I don’t want you here.”

Blackmail them

“Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”

“I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”

“I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”

“If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”

“Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”

“I know everything. I can ruin you.”

“Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”

Interrogate them

“Sing, birdie.”

“I know exactly how to make you talk.”

“You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”

“I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”

“I have means of extracting information from you.”

“I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”

“You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”

Yell at them

“You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”

“You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”

“What the fuck have you done this time!”

“You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”

“You’re not human! You’re a monster!”

“You’re a disgusting little rat!”

“You’ve fucked up for the last time!”

Physically hurt them

“What, can’t take a punch?”

“I’ll kill you!”

“It’s only a scratch, asshole!”

“Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”

“I’ll slit your damn throat!”

“Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”

“I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”

“That’s going to bruise.”

Torture them… gently

“You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”

“Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”

“Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”

“Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”

“I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”

“Get in the locker, shorty!”

“Annoying? Me? Annoying?”

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Convincing a friend to join a fandom: It's great you'll love it!

When they actually join: Welcome to hell

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-Crisis existencial-. ¿Ahora cómo respondo roles si estoy desde el móvil?

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Notice

-Revive de las sombras-.

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hOLA, SIGO VIVA.

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Things that are not cool - The RPers edition.

Force Shipping #1 - Trying to force someone else’s muse into a ship that they are not comfortable with or has not been discussed beforehand.

Force Shipping #2 - Trying to force someone else’s muse to acknowledge/accept your OC as their spouse/child/cousin/grandparent/distant relative that nobody invites to weddings.

Metagaming and GodModding #1 - Trying to force someone else’s muse into a situation they are not comfortable with/have not discussed beforehand.

Metagaming and GodModding #2 - Killing/injuring someone else’s muse without asking/discussing first.

Ignoring a roleplayers rules/about/headcanons - They make these for a reason, usually spending a lot of time and effort on them and if you take the time to read them, you can avoid getting into problems while RPing with them.

Harassing someone about replying to your thread - A gentle reminder every now and again is fine (and usually welcome), but constant bombardment of their ask box complaining you aren’t getting as much attention as other thread partners is rude.

Interrupting someone else’s thread without prior discussion/permission - If you have an issue with the mun/muse, talk to them in a private message about it.

Ignoring repeated requests from someones muse (or the mun) to cease a particular activity due to reasons that may be distressing them. ie, triggers, etc.

Expecting mun to drop everything to answer your thread - RL and mun’s health comes before any thread.

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Force Shipping #1 - Trying to force someone else’s muse into a ship that they are not comfortable with or has not been discussed beforehand.

Force Shipping #2 - Trying to force someone else’s muse to acknowledge/accept your OC as their...

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basically if you don’t talk to me first i’ll never talk to you

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