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You’ve gotta respect the sheer lengths ace attorney villains will go to over the pettiest shit. Got a penalty in court? Guess I’ll kill a man adopt his son and gaslight his son into thinking he killed his father. This fifteen year long con will pay off… eventually. Oh I got caught and executed for a murder I committed. The person I want revenge on is dead?Guess I’ll come back as a ghost anyway to kill everyone that she and the person I tried to pin my murder on loves. Oh I got fired as a lawyer because my client could tell my vibes are rancid. Guess I’ll get the replacement disbarred spend the next seven years stalking everyone remotely involved and coming up with elaborate contingency plans in case anyone talks. This will work out well and not backfire at all.

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Therapypilled Sessionmaxxer

Logicpilled Chessmaxxer

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What the hell is wrong with Kristoph Gavin?? (headcanons)

cptsd and potential bpd due to neglect, abuse and parentification by his parents

tyrannical, angry famous defense attorney father, dismissive, neglectful socialite mother

neglected as a young child and raised himself as an early reader. Straight As and "a joy to have in class. always polite" 

Polite due to terror of setting off his father's temper, well spoken due to voracious reading as escapism.

learned to manipulate people without asking directly for what he wants in order to get any kind of positive attention from his father or mother

parentified and put in charge of raising Klavier as soon as Klavier arrived.

golden child/scapegoat dynamic enforced by their parents which Kristoph hates. Tried unsuccessfully to protect Klavier from their parents' anger– by always pushing Klavier to do better to measure up to their expectations.

Constant attention seeking due to neglect as a child. 

Obsessed with keeping up appearances due to the fear as soon as people have a negative perception of you they'll leave or destroy you.

"the law is absolute" in that if you don't get caught, you haven't broken the law. Constantly had to evade and manipulate and loophole his father's tyrannical rules in order to avoid being punished for minor and abusive reasons.

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Weatherman discovers his monitor has a touch screen

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hihiii!! if youre still taking requests could you draw disbarred phoenix wearing that shirt thats like "i may be retired but im still a lawyer" perhaps

Beanix stupid T-shirt is kind of real.

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i saw you in a dream

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Day 17: Graveyard

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Day 21: Stargazing

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disgusting

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“Sonic 3 takes place in New York City”

…

…GUYS.

HES COME TO MAKE AN

ANNOUNCEMENT

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They need to make that scene from the first movie come full circle or its a WASTE

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john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus

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Small artists you need to understand that when you see an artist who you think has 'made it' tells you not to worry about the numbers and to not fret about getting more likes than reblogs they are not telling you it because they think you are stupid for caring or because they dont need to network to survive they are very likely telling you that because they have witnessed first hand the way the numbers game tears people to shreds in terms of mental health and motivation

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"Will we ever grow enough to fill your shoes? Or will we fall behind and be stuck in your shadow forever?"

Or whatever deep shit idk, i care them, they're so important to me.

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Been reading too much 7 year gap fics …