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remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.
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The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses
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Biomass incapable of assimilating strawberry
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old iOS looks like how dj got us fallin’ in love by usher sounds
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This is how the cat lets us know the dog is out of water
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not to be too millennial but
no money
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