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[blackcountrywoman]

When my uncle was younger his hobby was going to car dealerships to negotiate prices on the cars. He never actually bought any, he would just argue with the salesmen about prices then leave

[blackcountrywoman]

Like I’ve Never Been Gone - Master Chapter Post.

All the chapters.

Part I 2010 - 2011Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6 Part 1

Chapter 6 Part 2

Chapter 6 Part 3

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 10/11 Interlude

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 12/13 Interlude

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 14/15 Interlude

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24 - Ashley’s diary

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

Chapter 27

Chapter 28

Chapter 29

Chapter 30

Chapter 31

Chapter 32

Chapter 33

Chapter 34

Chapter 35

Chapter 36

Part II2011 - 2013

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

Chapter 27

Chapter 28

Chapter 29

Chapter 30

Chapter 31

Chapter 32

Part III2013 - ??? Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Interludes: Tumblr Edition

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

Chapter 27

Chapter 28

Chapter 29

Chapter 30

Chapter 31

Chapter 32

Chapter 33

Part IV2014 - ??? Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4Chapter 5 (Part 1)

Chapter 5 (Part 2)Chapter 5 (Part 3)

[blackcountrywoman]

I can't feel my legs.

This...🖤

[blackcountrywoman]

Robert Plant in Iceland, 1970.

[blackcountrywoman]

Time machines are invented in 2168. Immediately, a law is put into place banning anyone from traveling to any time before the machine’s invention. You are part of a special ops team, sent backwards in time to find and capture someone who illegally traveled back to 2017 for unknown reasons.

[blackcountrywoman]

Omg so excited for this amazing story to continue!

Robert & Ashley

Welp...y’all are gonna have some updates soon because I got dumped and out of heartache comes creativity.

So look out. But I dunno when.

[blackcountrywoman]

Sweet photo of Robert with John Lennon's eldest son, Julian (maybe 1988?)

I think John Lennon was Robert's favorite Beatle. 💓

[blackcountrywoman]

“Your comfort zone is killing you.”

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[blackcountrywoman]

Today, in honor of John Lennon, can we all take 10 minutes of silence? Do something within those 10 minutes, meditate, draw something, quietly do a quick chore. Let's all just take 10 minutes of silence for John

[blackcountrywoman]

Always wonder what the heck is so important he has in that bag he carries everywhere.

Tommi Iommi, Robert Plant & Tony's manager Ralph Baker hanging out today waiting for their flight home at Nashville International Airport 12/6/19

(No big deal)

Is he an Android or an iPhone man?

[blackcountrywoman]

Because it's lovely having Robert look at you when he's speaking 👍

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Delightfully awkward interview. So awkward in fact, that you never hear the interviewers questions, Robert is watching you the whole time and the uncomfortable breaks while he waits for the next reporter is hilarious. That and his hair is super-flat but he’s as handsome as ever.

[blackcountrywoman]

Thanks for the tag @callmethehunter ! I don't know if I'm doing this right but here it goes...6 Facts let's see..

1. I'm a gypsy at heart. I love experiencing new places and sounds. I get bored easily and so far I've moved 10 times in my adult life!

2. I have never bought a clothing item online (I know!) My logic is this: why go through the hassle of returning items when you can get the right fit straight away in a change room?

3. I'm in love with a 71 year old man. Crazy right? I'm in my early 40's so it would work, but damn Planty, when are you going to realize that I exist?

4. I've been playing guitar since I was 12. Jimmy Page and The Beatles were my teachers..back in those days I would just replay albums over and over again to get the licks/chords down pat.

5. I'm a chronic perfectionist but I'm working on it. Glad it never manifested into OCD.

6. I can't stand phonies and people who don't listen to opposing viewpoints. If people just listened more and got triggered less, we'd be living in a more harmonious state.

Tagging:

@starchild0985 @dreaminginthe70s @chocolatebananashake

6 facts

thank you darling @malibubarbievince and my rooster @smokeandmirrorz for the tags!

it’s mentioned in my faq but i have benign joint hypermobility syndrome! that means the connective tissue between my joints is super flexible, so i injure them very easily. while i was dancing i would sprain or dislocate something on an almost weekly basis, and i’ll still be walking down the stairs and the next thing you know, ah fuck there goes my kneecap. the great thing is that they also heal very quickly, they sort of just spring back into place! so someone else might dislocate their knee and need three weeks, crutches and physiotherapy, i’ll put some ice on that bitch, maybe some sports tape, and she should be fine in less than a week!

i love flowers and i’m obsessed with daisies. that stuff is literally my branding

i’m afrikaans!

i wear some form of glitter on my cheeks every single day

my super duper cool choir is touring to france next year and we’re singing at a festival IN DISNEYLAND!!!

i have really small feet

tagging you lovelies @major-tom-is-a-fucking-junkie @axlsslut @vodkababeduff @tinywildeace @themarchoftenementfunster @youthgonewild @youre-in-the-jungle-baby @idontloveanything @themissloveeverything @awrestlinggirlwholoves80sbands @ilovetomkeiferslips @eru-vande

[blackcountrywoman]

Excuse me while I go have a cold shower. #thud

[blackcountrywoman]

In Robert’s arms, you understand why they call it afterglow, that magical time when lovers have coasted to a comfortable altitude in the romantic stratosphere.

Your head is nestled on his shoulder, and his beard is grazing your forehead. You are enjoying the feeling of the slowly cooling embers of heat that he has ignited in you, and the warmth of his body that greets you outside.

He shifts and strokes your hair with one hand. The whole arrangement is absolute bliss. You weren’t alive to couple with him in the 70s, but this encounter with a wiser, older Robert leads you to believe he was, and always will be, a master of his craft.

Your breathing slows and your eyes get heavy. He senses that you are becoming drowsy and begins to sing softly. It’s Sea of Love.

You fall asleep before the last note. He kisses your forehead, holds you tighter, and closes his eyes to join you in slumber.

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Want to be his.