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[[ ooc: So, posts slowed down more than a wee bit lol still trying to crunch on that portfolio but I'll get back to this sometime I pinky promise :D

On another note I thought of maybe posting Villainous drawings kind of unrelated/not in character (would be tagged as such) to the ask blog here as well? Asks take a while and I'm thinking it could kind of fill things out here + I could do non-ask drawing requests.

Thought I'd take a vote on wether or not yous would like that :P ]]

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[[ ooc: Posts will slow down just a wee bit while I focus on making my art portfolio ^_^ ]]

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Flug, do you know about PaperHat? and I'm not talking about hats made of paper .(*^w^*)

I've seen things. It... seems I'm more unknowledgeable about the internet than I thought.

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Hello mr.black hat, i would like to know what's the best pet for a beginner vilan like me

i don't think an average pet that just looks kinda evil(black fur or just a scary face) would suffice, maybe an exotic pet ,or even one of the creatures my dear dr.flug creates would be a better fit?

(i need them to be quite small too... don't have much room)

-kevin

Sooo I had b the one to post this since the nerd is still getting put back together 😋 it was so funny tho omgg I wish I took a video

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Ask for everyone, how do you all get along with each other? How is BHO successful if black hat can't stand his henchmen, and Flug and Demencia don't get along?

I having some of my own HR problems with my own henchmen trying to kill each other, how does the organization manage?

Of course, with our exclusive Intimidation Service you can forgo the long process of gaining that fear from your insubordinate henchmen. Prices start from $10,000 to be negotiated further depending on what you want~

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[This is from my villain oc deadpan. gl with her.]

deadpan:

this one is for Mr. Hat man . what happend to yuor ears ? are they like duck ears and are just little holes ? if no, then how can you hear with no ears ? answer soon im worried about yuo

He told me that if I come to him with any more questions like this he'll "flay me like a fish and then make a cheap coat out of me" so safe to say he wasn't delighted.

I'm not the one you asked but to answer I don't know if there's much logic to how a demon's body functions... maybe I'll figure it out someday though.

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Who do newbie villains visit first when entering villainy and getting started, Flug, Dementia, or Blackhat?

Also do most villains purposely go through a process to become a villain, or do they just end up on the organization's doorsteps?

So basically follow you dreams or however you'd like to take this

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[[ ooc: bit of unfortunate timing considering I've just started this blog off but I just got surgery and I can't use one of my arms for a little while so updates will have to slow down ^_^' Nothing major though, I have a post lined up from before and like 2-3 days after that you can expect me back! :D ]]

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BHO, what's your advice for the struggling femme fatale cannibal? Miss Heed's latest stunt has made it harder to lure heroes and rivals into a delicious grave!

Our new cloak device is only costs $29999! ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵒᵘˡ

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Andd that seemed to be our best take... well either way you get the point. Ask questions, buy our products, you know the drill.

More to come.

[[ OOC: Info / Please read before asking ↓ ]]

[[ Hii and welcome! I'm Phantom and I'm glad to have you here ^_^

Now real quick I just want to give a few disclaimers about asks and such:

I want to give you the opportunity to interact with the Villainous universe through this blog. So I encourage you to follow along with the story, that being that this blog is one set up by BHO™ to be a place for villains to ask for advice for their evil-doing and to advertise the catalogue. You can use OCs, say that you yourself are a hero or villain, pretend your a civilian who got their house blown up, try to scam BH out of his money, criticise how effective a advertised device is, etc. basically go crazy and have fun!

Caption colours code:

Orange is Dr. Flug

Red is Black Hat

Pink is Demencia

and I doubt one for 5.0.5. is needed lol

• I am only one person, I want to illustrate and make comics on the crew's answers, and with me having irl stuff going on answers on asks might take a little while sometimes :)

• I won't answer all asks and comments. I'll try to get to as many as I can but if I don't feel like answering a specific one I won't force myself, yk? Please respect this

• Asks will always be open. Please try keep it to 1 -3 asks a day though, otherwise I might get overwhelmed ^_^'

• I've inserted some of my headcanons for funsies, so that's there

• I don't do NSFW, excluding horror. Suggestive things are a maybe. (I myself am 18 btw)

• I ask people that are under 16 to please not interact.

• Please try keep asks to English or Russian

Lastly I want to mention that DMs are exclusively OOC and for if you have concerns or questions.

That's it for now, if you have any questions as always feel free to DM! Thanks for reading :D ]]