deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (i am brutally beating a man to death to maintain my extremely fragile status as captain of my pirate ship and you're my new lying ass fake cook with his silly little fake name witnessing the scene like you're both scared and horny)
[video description: A video edit consisting of shots from Black Sails set to the song “Sail” by AWOLNATION. When the song lyrics hit the word “sail” for the first time, the song audio cuts out and the audio from the show of a crew member calling out “Sail!” is heard. The video then ends abruptly.]