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I usually don't say anything here, i try to stay out and just see things unfolding, but holy shit, today people were T.R.Y.I.N.G me, so here it goes

I'm not a Rachel Bilson fan, not even close, i've never watched The O.C., i know fuck all about her other than her relationships with Hayden and Bill, i don't really care, and looking from my point of view yes, she does come off to me as a L.A California Girl airhead... but to bring her child into it???? What the fuck is wrong with some people?

Ok, let's start there, the "rumors" if obscure 1k views TikToks can be even called that (i'm not on X much, i've only seen the TikTok account and some anons on tumblr).

People say "oH, WhY DOEns't sHe DEny thE RUmOrs????" Why would she? Why would she, genius???? Even assuming she for a fact know about it, why would she come to public about it??? Do you guys even think? Do you even know how the celebrity world works?? No one who is anyone has ever heard those rumors, is not in any tabloid or any page, it's just the 5 people (on fucking tumblr of all places) who believe it, this is not news worthy. Why would she go out of her way to bring up a subject the larger media has never heard about? Then the people who don't know would actually become aware of it. Remember the orgasm comment? It only went as big as it did because it was a controversial topic she talked about on her podcast, if it wasn't controversial no one would have cared, and back then the misinformation that came from it was insane, it makes you wonder if people even read it beyond the headlines. I saw people saying she said Hayden in particular has never made her orgasm, which is a gross oversimplification of what she said, she had not mentioned him by name and she was very clear she wasnt putting the blame on him or on any ex, that the problem was the birth control and her own ignorance over her body. But people went right on ignoring that part and going for the more uncharitable interpretation of it. And it got worse, i once saw a girl asking why people hated Rachel so much, an another one's response was "Rachel has come out in her podcast to say that Hayden couldn't get it up" WHAT? That's not even in the same area code as what she said, but there it goes, the misinformation continues. Now the confused girl is probably thinking "Ok, but what if??" It would be the same thing if she ever came to public to deny something no one has ever asked her, even if she said "Hayden is the father guys, don't be stupid", some people would just read the headline and be like "Is this even in question? What if..." all to silence 5 anons on tumblr who won't believe her anyway because their minds are already made, and now people who had no idea about the rumors do and will get to their own conclusions anyway. Brilliant move, i wonder if anyone with an actual brain would think of something so "smart"

All of this just makes Hayden look bad. You don't see that? It makes him look foolish and naive, when he isn't. Like the girl who said Rachel called him "impotent", and now someone out there will actually think there could be some basis for that, when it wasnt what she said at all. All these questions about his paternity are seriously ignoring the fact that if he wasnt the father HE WOULD KNOW, because he is not brainless. He has eyes, he can do the math, if Briar wasn't his daughter he would know, and if he didnt do or said anything, then he doesn't care. And if HE doesn1t care, why should we???

All of this came from a blind item allegedly about them that she the baby wasn't his, well, guess what, guess what, i have another blind item about them too, it came out even before Briar was born and it implied Hayden was lowkey psychotic and also gay, and closeted, and that Rachel was his beard. Will you take that one as gospel too? That would actually work well with your "theory", it would explain WHY he isnt the father and why he would pretend to be. Now, i don't believe this blind item just like i don't believe the other one, but i brought it up because it's kind of funny how selective people get on what rumors to believe that would better fit their narrative. They need Rachel to be the worst person possible and Hayden to be just a helpless little baby who needs them to rescue him from the bad woman who baby trapped him.

Hey, guess what guys? That's not how the world works, this is not a movie, and Hayden is not an idiot like most of you make him out to be. The babyfication of Hayden i see here is soo bad it deserved a thesys on it. When the Monopoly GO adds were coming out i saw a post that basically boiled down to "OMG, They probably had to explain to him what Monopoly GO was because he is so chronically offline" Really??? You think this 40yo doesn't know what mobile games are? That he doesn't know what Monopoly is? That he can't put two and two together without someone holding his hand??? How is that attractive? That just comes off as more examples of not knowing how Hollywood works. Actors who don't have social media don't stay offline because they don't know or can't learn how to use social media, they do it to stay away from drama. Obviously Hayden knows what Twitter is, but it behooves him to pretend not to, so he will have an excuse to stay away from it and from all the drama it creates, and all the negative things that don't benefit anyone to read. A person doesn't get this far in his carreer with almost no controversies by being stupid, he's had a Harvard scholarship, for god's sake. Come on, when i was a baby this guy was partying it up at the Playboy mansion, let's not act like we know more about life and have more experience than he does, it's just silly.

That doesn't exclude the other bad things Rachel did or said, her comments about his anxiety were gross, and meybe even worse than the orgasm one, because it was hitting something way more personal and hard to change about him that isn't really even a problem if you're not superficial. But let's not pretend that we know anything about them or their relationship, in the end every celebrity only shows you what they want you to know about them, and we are no owed anything more than that.

It just reflects badly on him. And hasn't he suffered enough? He dated her, for god's sake, that doesn't sound nice. Wasn't he humiliated enough by the press already? He spent years being ridiculed, and just when he's getting his carreer on track a bunch of unemployed teenagers from tumblr decide to add "gullible fool" and "cuck" to his resumé, like that won't even affect him too. If he somehow is oblivious to it, what would the information that the child he clearly loves isn't his biological daughter do other than hurt him? It wouldn't hurt Rachel, other than whatever carreer she has, it would smear him too.

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anakin skywalker explaing his family tree:

My mom had me asexually but technically my second parent is literally the living force. I also may have had two twin half sisters a 100 years in the past(the acolyte) but that's not important. I'm married to Padme Amidala( the force made us soulmates so our kids could save the universe) and we have two children. But I also technically have a force dyad bond (boarding on love if Padme didn't exist) with my teacher/father/brother obi wan(it's complicated but we love each other) and we also share a padawan/ adopted daughter name Ahsoka Tano. I also see my men/501st as family, mainly my Captain Rex as a brother and uncle to my children and protector of them. Ashoka is my oldest and may be a lesbian or bi I'm not 100% sure. My only son is gay and married to the mandalorian and they have an adopted son grogu(who may be the the blood child of yoda). My daughter is married to Han Solo and they have twins, a son and a daughter and another son named after me. And that's just talking about my side of the family tree.

(Yes this is a mix of canon, headcanons and fanon. Also I do not care about the sequels they can go in the trash. Han and Leia's children to me, will always be twins Jacen and Jaina, and a younger son named Anakin)

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𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬??

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Fairuz & obikin 😩

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Honestly, once it healed, it didn’t even look that bad, Deadpool is horrifying 💀, but burnt Vader? He’s got his own kind of charm. A lot of charm, actually, right!?👀

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Obi-Wan Kenobi can't say NO to his Padawan.

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the gang getting touch ups on set of attack of the clones (2002)

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~𝕴𝖓 𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖑𝖎𝖋𝖊 𝖘𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖒𝖊 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖉𝖆𝖗𝖐~

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Y’all on my TikTok fyp I have been seeing some Hayden slander about why he and his ex broke up, the cheating was rumors and has been confirmed to be rumors. Another thing that was said was he is introverted which I can agree with he definitely is but I would be too if my dream was to be an actor and I got my dream role to play in starwars and then everyone at the time shit on me for it, I would have anxiety and rather stick to myself too.

People have said in the comments of some tiktoks I’ve come across that Hayden forced his ex who I extroverted to go to events and carpets by herself, I don’t believe he forced her to she wanted to go so she went without him but wanted him there. I feel like his ex didn’t understand Hayden and his anxiety and me being someone who struggles with anxiety when you’re in a relationship with someone who does not help you move past it and only amplifies if makes it 10x worse.

The rumors he smells terrible and has bad hygiene I know Jake G and him has a project together early on in both their careers and Hayden played a character who was gross in that sense and Jake G said he on set smelled bad, Hayden is a method actor and was trying to fit in the role he was playing. I’ve never met the man ( yet 😉) so what do I know.

Also his ex speaking about not having an orgasm during sex until later in life (after her and Hayden broke up.) I don’t think she was hinting he was bad I think she was speaking in general about no one in particular and that it was the birth control that she had been on, I did my own research and found that lots of women have this issue with various birth controls. His ex on the same podcast EP then said Bill Hader was the first man to give her an orgasm in sex and she missed his big dick. I for one feel like if she spoke about Hayden that way he would appreciate it and for someone her age with a child imo shows immaturity.

I’m just really tired of the slander this man faces due to his relationship with an ex and they have been broken up since 2017 why do we still talk about it? It sucks it didn’t work out for probably more reasons than “He is introverted.” Surely they both made mistakes and decided it’s best not to be together. But the narrative is Hayden didnt this, Hayden did that, Hayden blah blah blah. This man has faced enough criticism let’s not add more too it especially when no one has the full story and most likely never will since it’s no ones business and has been YEARS since it happened.

Thank you for coming to and yap/rant, on a positive note share your experience on meeting Hayden if you have one and if you’re seeing him soon tell me what you’re most excited about.

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I always laugh when people say we were ‘robbed’ of Hayden playing Edward Cullen. Girl, be serious. That would’ve been a disaster. He already had haters, imagine adding ‘sparkly vampire’ to the list? It would’ve been a career nightmare. Robert Pattinson had to become Batman just to cleanse the Twilight hate. We weren’t robbed. We were spared.

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drawing happy gay people every day the month of june until i forget: day 1

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𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐄𝐝𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫: 𝐄𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐱 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐳𝐨

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Read a fic where Anakin and Obi-Wan find out there's rpf of them being made during the war. Jumping from that idea- Anakin misses his master during a long seige on the outer rim. He ends up becoming obssessed with the stories people write about him and Obi-Wan falling in love and running away together. They make his heart ache with want but they fill a void left by distance and duty. The only issue is these people do not always get their characterization right and it becomes this huge pet peeve- so Anakin starts writing down his own fantasties and sharing them.

Another proflic writer keeps criticizing his characrerization of himself (himself! He knows himself, damn it. And he knows what the Jedi order thinks of him. He's 100% correct and not biased at all!) They keep getting into arguments online, defending their own characterization and story lines. They eventually take it out of the comments and call outs to argue via dms, neither of them willing to waver.

Eventually they start roleplaying as Skywalker and Kenobi together, writing scenes that seem to be deadly accurate. Anakin realizes that this is the closet thing to reality he's ever going to get and gets super invested in this chatlog. He's so normal about it.

Anyway Obi-Wan has been writing these long ass romance novels about himself and his padawan as a coping mechanism for the war and to vent the love he's not supposed to feel. He can't exactly talk to his fellow Jedi and he definitely can't tell Anakin. This is between him and his several thousand readers. And that one asshole who keeps bashing the Jedi and can't write Anakin worth a damn. Even if he eventually grows fond of their bickering and they are a good rp partner, when they're not being an obnixous brat. And damn if they're mot enthusiastic about writing sex scenes together.

This devolves into them full on sexting and both getting off to the idea of them together. It's all very convoluted and not werid at all.

I like the idea of them growing close enough to confide in each other that they're both Jedi and then them both going, "who the fuck do I know that would write porn about me?"

Anakin is deeply worried it's gonna turn out to be Yoda. He has been sexting Yoda all his dirtiest fantasies. Yoda has described him getting pounded in vivid detail for the whole internet to see.

Obi-Wan meanwhile is having a melt down because he's been roleplaying as himself and another Jedi has been rping as his padawan. Obi-Wan is going to Force Hell. The Force is going to make a hell specifically for him because of the filthy things he wants to do to Anakin.

They eventually find out it's each other- probably because one of them describes something a little Too well- and they proceed to bone their way across the temple. They also end up writing a very explict fic about this whole experience.

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Holonet social media au: Anakin likes feeling pretty, praised, and desired so he posts thrist traps on HoloGram. He keeps his face out of it and always wears long gloves to cover up his very identifiable mechnoarm. The photos range from tame to explicit, sometimes lingerie and sometimes low riding boxers or panties. He likes lace and silk and it helps him unwind inbetween misisions and battles. His fans donate credits to buy most of the outfits since because Jedi don't exactly roll in the credits.

It's a secret hobby he enjoys but isn't exactly going to advertise to anyone he knows. The galaxy is fucking massive, what's the likelihood of anyone realizing it's him?

All the men under Obi-Wan's command have access to the holonet. They're a bunch of men who have never had this type of freedom before so of course they end up diving deep and finding the raunchiest shit. Obi-Wan passes by a trooper browsing the holonet, sees a mostly naked man, and goes, "well that's none of my buisne- holy shit that's My Padawan."

Obi-Wan snatches the holopad put of the trooper's hand, scrolls through Anakin's posts, and just grows increasing distressed because that's 100% his Anakin, he'd recongize those scars anywhere. He knows the story behind every single one, has bandaged and treated some of them himself. That's his padawan, flaunting himself before the entire galaxy, receiving some of the crudest, creepiest, and downright inappropriate comments imaginable. Appriecation is fine (Anakin is pretty) but a lot of these comments cross the line. Obi-Wan is Worried and starts fighting people in the comments. He becomes obssessed with checking on Anakin's profile and beating the creeps off with the most scathing replies he has. He has to defend his Padawan's honor. It's completely normal to be protective of Anakin. His gaze definitely doesn't linger on the photos, devouring him as surely Anakin's fans are.

Anakin is flattered by this new commentor who is both poliet, well spoken, and vicious. Anakin is more than capable of defending himself and both blocks and reports creeps all the time. But hey, the guy is sweet, so Anakin posts a special picture and tags him specfically.

Obi-Wan just about combusts when he gets the notification.

Anyway at some point Obi-Wan accidentally lets it slip that he knows about the account. Probably because Anakin is wearing a specific pair, bends over while working on a droid, and Obi-Wan without thinking goes, "that's the pair with the bows, isn't it?"

Obi-Wan claps a hand over his mouth and Anakin has an out of body experience because Obi-Wan knows and is familiar enough to recongize them and Obi-Wan is the weridly protective commentor that Anakin has sent nudes to.

This defintely ends with Obi-Wan getting well acquainted with the panties in question and Anakin posting a picture where he's covered in hickies.

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u know what i think would be fucking hilarious au idea wise

obi-wan becomes a bestselling erotica writer á la el james’s fifty shades of gray kind of notoriety (with better writing ofc, this man would Know safe sane consensual like the back of his hand)

and he can’t even get out of the contract bc he signed a 3 book deal and the advance was like over six figures

he used to be a serious writer….. he used to have dreams….. hopes….. he used to be respected in his community…….

now he has to go to book signings and have middle-aged unfulfilled housewives hit on him nonstop and make sexual come-ons using scenes from his books and they all swoon bc he’s just so handsome and yet so passionate clearly he knows how to hold a woman

and like yah sure he’s gotten around he knows his way around a vagina, but like that’s not all he is

but his face sells more books which in turn sells more moms his face which in turn sells more books, the business cycle of his career

(like he’s so handsome the movie adaption of his books make the male lead look like him???? and he also is forced into a cameo and still manages to steal the show bc the audience can’t tear their eyes away from his 20 second screen time when he shows up on the same screen as the main male actor LOLOLOLOL)

on the other hand, there r so many routes i could take here w anakin:

a) shmi enjoys obi-wan’s books and drags her reluctant son to a signing when it’s in their town, anakin is mortified to be standing in a line full of women primping, but he’s even more mortified watching his mom flirt lightly with obi-wan and hearing her girlish giggles at a man who is admittedly incredibly handsome, but it’s the principle of the thing!!! but also obi-wan cannot look away from anakin, hello beefcake, let’s flirt, and the skywalkers both walk away very satisfied, one with a signed book and one with obi-wan’s number

b) shmi AND anakin both enjoy obi-wan’s books and so they’re both eagerly waiting on line for the signing!!!! obi-wan is incredibly pole axed by this intense mother-son duo, but he signs their books anyway, and shmi is somehow an amazing wingwoman, she yentas obikin into a date??? literally just slides right in there and does her son a solid bc she’s noticed how enamored he is w this man, and he deserves something nice after the breakup with padmé

c) anakin enjoys the books unironically and is also a virgin with no social skills so obi-wan’s erotica is the only thing he uses to get by in flirting and has also changed him as a man so much they’re all he fantasizes about??? he word vomits this to obi-wan while he’s signing the book and obi-wan is just ??????????????????? i feel morally obligated to lead this young man to greener pastures and into the road of righteous good, and gives anakin his phone number like real casual big brother style, intending to like be like an on call advice giver??? instead he just leads anakin straight into his bed, but hey he sure does teach anakin the ways of the world, yeehaw

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Brazil, I'm devastated

Not only my favorite fic that was supposed to update today didn't update, but now i see that "Darling, the Damage is Done" is gone from the Obikin page on AO3, and that was literally my cookie, a fic from a prompt I made, I couldn't wait to read

F for me guys

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#"i have no idea where he gets it from," says area jedi knight still picking glass out of his robes from leaping out of senator amidala's window earlier in the evening.