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KISS THE MY ASS 🔥

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Toby Fox: "Damn, this plotline I've written could potentially be read as polyphobic. If only there was someone who could help convey that the problem in this relationship wasn't the polyamory but just the fact that Rouxls Kaard sucks and nobody likes him"

The Original Starwalker:

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My vocabulary will be forever altered now

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seen a handful of people equate deltarune to massachusetts and I feel the need to spread the new hampshire agenda as someone who was born in the same city as toby fox because nothing so whimsical could ever take place in mass

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“candace is schizophrenic and the boys aren’t real” SHUT UUUPPPPPP SHUT UP SHUT UP OH MY GOD

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"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic

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When a Character Is Grieving Someone They Never Got to Say Goodbye To

✧ They talk about the person in past tense… then correct themselves. Then stop talking entirely.

✧ They touch things that belonged to the person like they’re fragile, sacred, about to disappear.

✧ They hoard the last voicemail, last message, last anything. Play it. Don’t play it. Just knowing it exists hurts enough.

✧ They leave something untouched, an empty seat, a half-packed bag, a coffee order that isn’t theirs.

✧ They get irrationally angry when someone else seems to be “moving on.” As if forgetting is betrayal.

✧ They don’t let themselves cry all at once. It comes in pieces. Like they’re afraid too much grief will drown them.

✧ They over-apologize. For being quiet. For being distant. For not being okay.

✧ They become hyper-aware of time, dates, anniversaries, time zones, the exact moment everything ended.

✧ They get superstitious. Ritualistic. As if doing things "right" might reverse something.

✧ They smile when they talk about the person. But it’s brittle. And it never quite touches their eyes.

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Headcanon meme~

Put a symbol (or several) and a character/characters in my ask box, and I’ll give you a headcanon.  Yes.  Do it.

☾ - sleep headcanon

★ - sad headcanon

☆ - happy headcanon

☠ - angry/violent headcanon

✿ - Sex headcanon

■ -  Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

♡ - romantic headcanon

♥ - family headcanon

☮ - friendship headcanon

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon

☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon

▼ - childhood headcanon

∇ -. old age/aging headcanon

♒ - cooking/food headcanon

☼ - appearance headcanon

ൠ - random headcanon

◉ - Any other question of your choosing

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the helpful & informative nilered that concocts a night-time beverage VS the wretched & dastardly nileblue that brews the dark and secret KILLS YOU potion

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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.

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swampy i love you with all my heart but god do i want to hit monogram with a car

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>First, we’ve discovered that about a quarter of all the internet connection in or out of the house were ad related. In a few hours, that’s about 10,000 out of 40,000 processed.

>We also discovered that every link on Twitter was blocked. This was solved by whitelisting the https://t.co domain.

>Once out browsing the Web, everything is loading pretty much instantly. It turns out most of that Page Loading malarkey we’ve been accustomed to is related to sites running auctions to sell Ad space to show you before the page loads. All gone now.

>We then found that the Samsung TV (which I really like) is very fond of yapping all about itself to Samsung HQ. All stopped now. No sign of any breakages in its function, so I’m happy enough with that.

>The primary source of distress came from the habitual Lemmings player in the house, who found they could no longer watch ads to build up their in-app gold. A workaround is being considered for this.

>The next ambition is to advance the Ad blocking so that it seamlessly removed YouTube Ads. This is the subject of ongoing research, and tinkering continues. All in all, a very successful experiment.

>Certainly this exceeds my equivalent childhood project of disassembling and assembling our rotary dial telephone. A project whose only utility was finding out how to make the phone ring when nobody was calling.

>Update: All4 on the telly appears not to have any ads any more. Goodbye Arnold Clarke!

>Lemmings problem now solved.

>Can confirm, after small tests, that RTÉ Player ads are now gone and the player on the phone is now just delivering swift, ad free streams at first click.

>Some queries along the lines of “Are you not stealing the internet?” Firstly, this is my network, so I may set it up as I please (or, you know, my son can do it and I can give him a stupid thumbs up in response). But there is a wider question, based on the ads=internet model.

>I’m afraid I passed the You Wouldn’t Download A Car point back when I first installed ad-blocking plug-ins on a browser. But consider my chatty TV. Individual consumer choice is not the method of addressing pervasive commercial surveillance.

>Should I feel morally obliged not to mute the TV when the ads come on? No, this is a standing tension- a clash of interests. But I think my interest in my family not being under intrusive or covert surveillance at home is superior to the ad company’s wish to profile them.

>Aside: 24 hours of Pi Hole stats suggests that Samsung TVs are very chatty. 14,170 chats a day.

>YouTube blocking seems difficult, as the ads usually come from the same domain as the videos. Haven’t tried it, but all of the content can also be delivered from a no-cookies version of the YouTube domain, which doesn’t have the ads. I have asked my son to poke at that idea.

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I know 🧠 you're 🫵 pining 🌲 but every cloud ☁️ has got a silver lining 🌫 the leaves 🍃 have parted now the sun ☀️ is shining 🌤 and you're in my arms 🫂 so the planets 🪐 are aligning 🌠 my heart ❤️ is strong 💪 like a tree 🌳 and you 🫵 belong 🎤 baby you 🫵 belong to me 👫 without you 🧍‍♂️ I'm tied 🪢 to the ground 🏜 and if I fall 🥀 do I even make a sound 🔊❓️ chop 🪓 chop 🪓 chop 🪓 chop 🪓 away at my heart ❤️ I can feel it falling 🌳 (🗣 timber! 🪵) and now we'll 👫 never part 👩‍❤️‍👨 I know you 🫵 you've been ⬅️ there from the start 📆 so baby chop 🪓 chop 🪓 chop 🪓 chop 🪓 away at my heart ❤️

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been watching milo murphy’s law, i enjoy cavenkota (dakavendish? dakodish?) very much. here is some yuri no one asked for

illustrated my very complicated and nuanced thought process as well

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I mean absolutely 0 disrespect when I say this but the way some PnF fans criticize the show it makes me think y'all forget that the show is a comedy? I ain't saying you can't get invested emotionally with the characters, hell I do, I love analyzing these dorks. But I've seen people say they wanted the therapy episode in the new season to actually be about Doof and Candace getting proper professional help, and it's like, dawg do you know what show you're watching? This ain't the show that's gonna give you an earnest therapy story