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Tina, you're not pathetic. And I do notice you, I really do. Just... not in that way. I just thought you were doing all of that out of friendship.

Moving on doesn't mean we have to pretend it never happened, though, or that you just 'have to get over it'. We can, if you want to, but if there's anything else I can do for you to help you get over me, you'll let me know, right?

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no, it's okay, i get it. it's not the first time i've gone unnoticed. and maybe that's for the best anyway, that you weren't paying attention to how utterly pathetic i was getting over you.

i mean... what's the alternative, blaine? it's not like we're going to be together. the only other option i really have is to move on. and sitting here, stewing in my misery and longing isn't going to help. i've just got to get my big girl pants on and get over it.

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This is really late - sorry about that! - because the universe decided I hadn't suffered enough, apparently. I got sick again, which is why I couldn't make it to your party. But happy belated birthday! I hope you had an amazing day and I may or may not have a little something for you in my locker. Are New Directions members allowed to join this new music group of yours? Because I'm going to miss seeing you in glee club and I'm sure I'm not the only one, and it sounds fun.

now that we have student elections pretty much locked in, it's time to talk about something much more important - me. namely the fact that it's my birthday today, and i'm inviting you all to my birthday party this weekend, it's at my place, it'll be catered, the hot tub will be open - and the heated pool, and i'm getting a dj so we can dance all night, and of course karaoke. feel free to drop by or stay the whole night, everyone is welcome.

as a side note, i've officially taken my leave from the new directions, but i plan to work with a couple people to start up a recreational music group, likely a community thing since some people are a little territorial about music groups around here. it's open to anyone who can carry a tune, and non-competitive, if that seems like something you'd be into, let me know.

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📲 blaine & adrián

blaine: so... how is it halloween already? blaine: i think i'm having a costume crisis. i've never had a costume crisis. blaine: have you ever had a costume crisis? @acdhq

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📲 blaine & sam

blaine: saaaam. i've been so out of it this week that i realised we haven't even talked about halloween yet?? blaine: what are your plans? are you gonna take the twins trick or treating? @sammyevanshq

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I get what you're saying, and on one hand, I agree. I've got a lot on my plate as well between glee, drama club, the cheerios, my tiktok account, working out, film club, the debate team... et cetera, you get the gist. But at the same time, I know that this is not as serious to some people as it is to us. Some of them just want to sing and have a good time, and I don't think there's anything wrong with that. It's also not entirely unsurprising to me that those people decide to leave with how much drama there can be sometimes, not to mention the fact that Mr Schue has a habit of changing our setlist at the very last minute, leaving those of us who are willing to put in the work unprepared which can be incredibly demotivating. They're calling us the No Directions on the show choir blogs right now, that's how bad it is. I can sing Unwritten in my sleep, but just singing a song is not enough. We need enough time to work together as a team before a competition if we want to pull off a perfect, winning performance.

In the end, I think our biggest concern right now is the team's lack of motivation and team spirit, and I feel like we should do something about it. I'm just not sure what, apart from having a serious conversation with Mr Schue about these setlist debacles. So, let's come up with a game plan together? I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get that trophy.

Could you imagine the state of the Titans if we quit whenever we lost a game? Wait, that wouldn't happen because we are loyal to each other—something these little bitch-made glee quitters have never even heard of. I don't care if you quit to become the next US president or to sing with hippies at the park, you should have managed your time better. I'm in glee, on the football team, work out six days a week, and also run a successful channel on Twitch. By the way, don't forget to subscribe. I do all that and still don't make excuses to backstab people I made a commitment to, just because we're not good enough for your standards or because you don't like being told what to do. Grow up. We should recycle those election pinback buttons and make "Rachel Berry was right" ones. As for those who stayed, thank you for being a good teammate. Let's use this as motivation to light a fire under our feet, get that trophy, and rub it in their faces.

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blaine: hi addie! i'm feeling much better, thank you so much for asking! the laryngitis was no joke, and when i thought i'd finally recovered, i was floored by another virus - quite literally. i nearly fainted in gym last week, so the school nurse forced me to stay home for the remainder of the week. blaine: but i'm all recovered now and ready to give 100% again at practice! blaine: how have you been?

📲 addie & blaine

addie: hey blaine! how are you feeling? i remember you weren't feeling too well? something about laryngitis? that has got to be awful. @blaineshq

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With a borderline unhealthy amount of coffee.

Awesome! It's... going. I've got several options, but I'm feeling a little indecisive. I don't want to sing something that they've heard a million time already, but I also don't want to take my outside-the-box thinking too far, you know? So I would love to hear your opinion!

... you don't take power naps? my man, how do you get through the day?

i'm there! with bells! how is ur nyada thing going? do u need someone who knows almost nothing about musical theatre to give u a critic?

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1. I would ask why, but I have a feeling it would be best to just agree to disagree here. And please don't ever bring up the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River incident again. 2. If you say so...

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3. That's not what I said, Spencer. I never meant to imply that you aren't trying or that you're not a good player. I know you're trying. I can tell that you're trying and that you, as an individual player, are good at what you do. To me, it seems to be a team issue. There are some great players on the team, yourself included, but there seems to be a serious lack of team spirit. And let's be honest, some of the guys don't even seem to know how to execute a simple jet sweep. It must be really frustrating to work so hard when the other guys aren't pulling their weight.

On another and completely unrelated note... You're feeling good, right? No fever? Swollen lymph nodes? Unexplainable fatigue?

1. queer eye has done more harm to the gay community than dave michael's band has done to the chicago river. no. i haven't watched queer eye. 2. i have plenty of brain capacity because, i don't waste it. 3. you think i'm not trying? there's only so much a guy can do on his own, especially when coach refuses to give me the quarterback position i so clearly deserve. it's not my fault the rest of the guys aren't pulling their weight. i'm on the field an hour before and after each practice, while they're busy smacking each other's asses with towels in the locker room - and i'm the gay one.

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I'm super proud of you guys too! Newsies is a great choice, and I can't wait to get started! I'm always up for a movie night, and I love the sound of 90s movies and Christian Bale, so count me in! As for Halloween, maybe you guys could do something Dune or Beetlejuice-inspired?

i'm super proud of jesse and myself for putting together this pitch for the winter musical, and a special thanks to mr. roberts for hearing us out. looking forward to perfecting my performance in my dream role by channeling my inner christian bale - 90s edition. thinking about hosting a little christian bale - 90s edition - movie night...anyone interested in coming to something like that? in the meantime, it's halloween week, and i'm taking suggestions on couples costumes for max and i.

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blaine: okay, i have two important questions. 1) what type of cookies? 2) please tell me it's not flat? you're not telling me my ass is flat, right? blaine: i also really want to bake cookies now. we should bake together sometime!

📲 big heart bigger ass

kitty: i just made cookies and i swear one of them came out in the exact shape of your ass. @blaineshq

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Wait, are you saying Figgins took your bike away? Is that even legal?

Maybe you can just try to ride around the grass next time? Either way, I can give you a lift this week if you want.

i swear figgins has got it out for me. i'm always in detention for the stupidest reasons. i ruined your precious grass with my bike? don't understand why i should get detention. grass can grow back, your hair my dude, cannot. maybe you should worry about more important things. so i gotta walk to school for the next week. if it rains can someone give me a lift?

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blaine: alright, i have to admit i'm a little curious, but i won't ask! blaine: to answer your question - yes, i do. i've got some in my locker for emergencies that you can borrow. or i could bring you a full tube tomorrow! blaine: let me know if there's anything specific you're looking for, though. we usually have a bunch of samples of my mom's brand lying around the house.

📲 quinn & blaine

quinn: do you have extra hair gel? quinn: no questions pls. @blaineshq

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Well, yes, I care about glee club and I'm not afraid to admit that, Santana. Plus, it was Invitationals week, which wasn't exactly an ideal week to skip rehearsal. There's nothing some ibuprofen, tea and vocal rest can't fix. Glee club isn't my entire life, though. There's also my friends, drama club, the Cheerios, film club, the debate team, my tiktok account, my NYADA audition, working out and... well, several other clubs, but you get the gist. I'm glad to hear you like my song choices, though. I've actually already made a playlist with these songs, so I'd be happy to send you a link!

You're on vocal rest? Dios es bueno. The fact that you won't take one week off is both concerning and embarrassing; you've basically just admitted your entire life is glee. I can get behind the song choices, though. I'm gonna needs a playlist following the same genre, so if you're bored, make me one of those. Actually, even if you're not.

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... Brittany, do you know what month it is?

Either way, welcome back! I'm glad to hear you had a fun summer. What have you been up to in Florida? Mine was pretty amazing too, thanks for asking. I went to the Philippines and I kind of miss it too.

i just put the finishing touches on my summer reading book report and i don't know about you guys, but i've never felt so ready for the big day tomorrow. this is totally going to be my year, i can feel it. sorry ig if you were hoping it was your year, maybe next time. 💁‍♀️ anyway, how was everyone's summers? i just got back from florida, and i totally miss it already, but it's good to be home. lord tubbington is not a fan of the heat, other than the kind that lady cats sometimes get in.

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blaine: .... no? blaine: how was i supposed to know??

sugar: ... you didn't know about tina? sugar:

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blaine: hey marley! i'm okay! i unfortunately got sick again and the school nurse pretty much forced me to stay home this time... that's why i wasn't in glee club. blaine: i'm back at school and feeling better than ever now, though, so you'll definitely see me at glee this week! blaine: thank you for asking, though. that's really sweet of you! blaine: how have you been? have i missed anything exciting?

📲 marley & blaine

marley: hey I didn't see you at glee today. marley: you okay? @blaineshq

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blaine: no problem at all! we could just meet up at the library if you want? or we could go to my place. whatever you prefer! blaine: how have you been, by the way?

freddie: thanks man. tomorrow sounds perfect, where do you want to meet up?