#text: sam

[stevie-evans]

Text || Sam & Stevie

Stevie: I wasn’t able to stop the car but was that you walking a miniature wookie ten minutes ago?

[dakotajchnson]

text → 𝓈𝒶𝓂 💕

dakota: did you know that you completely ruined me?😩😩😩 now I can't sleep if you're not next to me. I'm here tossing and turning in bed and all I can think about is you. And I have to work tomorrow. What do you have to say for yourself? Hm? / @fameheughan

[xalivogel]

📲 future king & queen.

ali: please tell me somehow you’re still available as a date for homecoming. ali: we should go together. i’ll even like, campaign to help us win or whatever. @sammyevanshq

[staceylevcns]

text message || evans sibs

stacey: HELLO MY OTHER WOMB SHARE-ERS. stacey: WHAT ARE WE DOING FOR THE TURKEY DAY FESTIVITIES?

[wmu-cedes]

text message || sam x mercedes

mercedes: YOU. mercedes: im so sad i didnt know it was your bday :( mercedes: i would have given you such a nice present yesterday mercedes: butnooooo

[matt-schue]

Text || Matt & Sam

Matt: Do you think if you were to do this at a kid's birthday party you'll get kicked out? Matt:

Matt: because the temptation...it's high!!!!

[talkwithcedes]

Text Message || Sam & Mercedes

Mercedes: Hey boo, you still down to pick me up from the airport? Mercedes: Cause your girl may or may not have a flight for tomorrow...

[wmuhunterclarington]

Text: Did you.. name the snake after my little brother???

Hunter: I don't know what you're talking about. I clearly named him after legendary reptile enthusiast Steve Irwin... 👀

[sirlancenotalot]

[valdelion]

Criminal that we didn't have a Supernatural vintage car show episode, come on now

Dean can infiltrate no problem bc he genuinely knows everything about cars and gets super into discussing fixes, gets wildly side-tracked, while Sam goes off to interrogate a bunch of car-enthusiast hot milfs

Dean is glued at the hip to Cas and Cas always stands awkwardly at the Impala, doesn't know anything about cars, so everyone just assumes Cas is the boyfriend who showed up for support? And the hot young ladies in shorts and boots befriend him bc he's apparently one of the hot girlfriends? And so he gets insight into their lives and solves the case, leading them final-girl style through the monster showdown in a garage full of heavy machinery and angry ghosts

Dean watches him emerge from the garage, shotgun in hand, shirt torn and covered in grease, and he bluescreens so hard he just runs past the flock of bombshells in shorts and tank tops (also covered in grease) to clutch Cas to check him for injuries

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

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[stevie-evans]

Text || Sam & Stevie

Stevie: So, do you know much about dating apps? As in, which ones are the best to use?

[anneslovegood]

I find it hilarious how only three episodes into the new season of game changer, in each episode there has been at least one moment that has made everyone go “that’s why they raised the subscription price!”

[xalivogel]

✉ ali & sam

ali: hey you :) ali: i know i've been like, mia all this week but i'm almost over this nasty flu and i was hoping we could hang out again soon? ali: if you're still interested, or whatever. @sammyevanshq

[littlegirlinvisible]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1.03: Is My Very Nature That Of A Devil.

[sucksesful-user]

supernatural so silly bc you get stuff like "he was poisoned by belladonna" "the pornstar?" but you also get insanely profound "freedom is a length of rope and God wants you to hang yourself with it"