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I'm taking you to church with me on Sunday. You need the Holy Spirit more than me.

I’m pretty sure someone motorboated me last night, but I can’t remember much of anything. Also, if you see pictures of me naked that start spreading around, don’t worry. Those are just my nudes. Maybe that was a dream. Huh.

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I got Hershey's chocolate spread and some strawberries. That'll have to do for you, boo. But yay! It'll be fun.

I’ll only come if we get those chocolate covered strawberries like when we were little.

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Shut the fuck up, Kade. You would do it if I offered a blowjob so stop acting like you won't.

No one’s your fuckin’ slave, Blaise.

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It is exciting. It's a classic movie! One of the best movies of our time if I must add. C'mon, you know you wanna.

So we can watch 13 going on 30 for like the five-hundredth time? Sounds exciting.

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Do you want me to punch you or?

No.

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I'm hungry. Who wants to bring me food? I'm not going to give you anything in return but my friendship and maybe I'll share. We can even watch a movie and have a sleepover.

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Fuck off.

Because ruining a child’s fantasy is the worst thing you can do.

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@radfal: ill bust the windows out ur car xD

@blaisemad: @radfal slash up them tires too xD

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Blonde washed me out so badly. I had to wear lots of bronzer and dark make-up and that was a struggle to take off at night. But thanks babe. 

I thought you looked hot. Well, y’know, not bald, but blonde. 

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This lady dyed her hair so much that when she got to the hair salon, my co-worker told her hair was dead and in need a haircut. She's almost as bald as me from back in the day. Thank God for extensions and weaves because some of us really need it. Remember when I looked like Ellen? Why didn't anyone tell me I looked like shit?

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♬♪ { #22 } BLAISE'S POWER PLAYLIST → 99 Tears by Sky Ferreira

"Karma, karma, it will pay you back, don't you think that you'll be missing me if I go, where will I go? Turn around, it's my turn to let you down. I love it when you cry baby, cry baby, cry. Turn around It's my turn to let you down. You can drown in 99 tears.”

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@radfal: my head hurts too ugh im never drinking again

@blaisemad: can't handle your liquor? lightweight much 😆😄 @radfal

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Maybe, maybe not. We both know you like to get lifted but not in the holy way. But you also like me and doing me so, yeah.

Are you saying that because it’s pretty much your name?

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Obviously you blazing it.

If one more person comes up to me and asks me if I’m praising it or blazing it…

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{ text message } — xavier

xavier: please you so want me just admit it baby

blaise: i shouldn't need to

blaise: i'm not gonna say it so stop trying and come over

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{ text message } — xavier

xavier: you really want me huh

blaise: shut up