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#head tuck 

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Here is the videoooooo

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Here's to all my fellow blarkes who almost gave up hope through the years (we all did at least once, let's not kid ourselves) We are thriving now my friends It's all been worth it

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Now, there’s something I thought I’d never see.

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The last 4 weeks of Bellamy Blake’s life

(From his perspective)

Finally got down to earth for the first time in 6 years, 7 days

Finds out the love of his life is alive

Finds out he has a kid

Uses the threat of mass murder to save the life of his wife

Discovers his beloved sister is a homicidal, likely mentally ill tyrant 

Kills someone with worms that we will never talk about ever again

Crosses a desert of death

Withstands a glass storm in said desert

Falls in love with his wife all over again

Tries to figure out how the hell his wife survived - but gets no where

Tries to figure out what the hell happened to his sister

Remembers he has a girlfriend

Tries to figure out a path to peace that involves his sister not dying

Fails

Watches wife get arrested for something both of them did

Tries to poison his sister to keep wife alive

Sister calls out his love for Clarke and compares it to his girlfriend - who he once again remembers exists

Promises to keep their kid safe

Fails

Puts chip in child’s head to save Clarke (+ his family or something)

DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY COMMUNICATE THIS FACT TO WIFE

Gets slapped by said wife

~It’s a turning point~ (according to Bob)

Thinks he’s no longer important to said wife

Marches to war on the last livable piece of land on earth

Fights with sister. Tells her off. Basically wishes her dead.

Gets rescued by girlfriend + family.

Once again remembers that he has a girlfriend.

Properly counsels his child for the first time

Almost gets left behind on a burning planet because he can’t leave his family again

Gets told off by his child who attempts to parenttrap her parents

Realizes his wife has fucking been in love with him and called him every day for 2,199 days

AND ONLY HIM

Begins to makeup with wifey

Realizes he is still stupidly in love with wifey

Decides the fate of the human race, again. 

Long nap

MUCH LONGER THAN EXPECTED NAP

Wakes up to the face of his wifey for the first time in a century

Finds out he has yet another child

Finds out 2 of his best friends gave their lives to save them

Go to new planet

Find out about this sun psychosis shit

Almost kills wifey

Almost kills oldest adopted son

Kinda succeeds but he lives

Tries to integrate peacefully into a new society

Even though they seem kinda cultish. He just wants peace.

Has two actual heart to heart conversations with his wife

Finds out she still loves him and considers him family

Watches his wife dance with another man

Cries about it

Remembers he has a girlfriend

Fights with girlfriend over… Octavia. Yup. Clearly that.

Makes up with forgotten girlfriend while wife dies. again.

wife is fucking bizarre all of a sudden

Slowly realizes that wife is not wife

Calls out not-wife

Finds out wife is dead

A-FUCKING-GAIN

Loses his shit. Destroys a room.

Finds out his son has in a sense betrayed them.

Tries to kill his wife’s murderer.

Mourns and mourns and then tells their daughter mom is dead while he mourns some more

Decides to once again honor her damn memory and protect her family

Realizes Clarke is alive through goddamn morse code

HAS HOPE AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME

Decides he is getting Clarke back, the rest of his family be damned

Gets called out on his feelings for Clarke by no fewer than 3 brand new people on a new planet

Has to watch this imposter parade around in his wife’s skin

Decides they need to rescue Clarke now and, again, everyone else be damned

Loses his daughter who has now become a mass-murderer

Leaves his traitorous son to maybe die to protect Clarke

Has to drag along Clarke’s body with this bitch inside mocking him

Who calls him out on his feelings at least twice

Watches his body-snatched wife almost die again

Realizes instantly his wife is back

She kills their captors

He just stands in awe

She tries to help him escape but he can’t live without her again and begs her to run

But gets to hold her hands one last time

Watches his wife get away safe (for now)

But know she’s still dying and probably only has a few hours left

And guys, I’m sure I missed some since it’s after 1 AM, I took a sleeping pill over an hour ago, and I’m pretty sure my brain shut down at least 15 minutes ago.

Can somebody for the love of all that is good get this man a drink? Or some apple juice and a nap?

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…okay

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— my father was a fool for letting you people stay…

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(/✿◠‿◠)/  :・ﾟ✧ *・ﾟ✧

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You lock her up, she locks you up, you leave her on Earth, she leaves you to die in the fighting pits.

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bellarke incorrect quotes (10/?)

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Stranger Things 3 Promo Still

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i wont rest until ive complained about everything

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Bob’s tweet made me incredibly happy because him and Eliza are two adorable souls who deserve nothing but happiness - 

and yet they recieved absurd hate from delusional people who can’t tell real life from fictional world after announcing THAT THEY GOT MARRIED which they totally didn’t have to do because it’s a matter of their privacy

but they wanted to share it with their fans because they care about us 

and all the sweet messages and congratulations were overshadowed by haters who were nothing but bitter and jealous. 

And seeing Bob happy and healthy warmed my heart because he’s adressed his struggles with mental health a few times and we all know that’s not something to take lightly.

Kudos to all the people who were nice to them in Montreal and made Bob restore his faith in humanity because these two cuties deserve nothing less.

thank you for coming to my ted talk

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Bob really couldn’t give less of a fuck about what you think about him and his wife, he’s gonna tweet lovingly about their relationship regardless. A true king

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how to trick writers into giving you more fanfic to read

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Bob Morley was really ready to throw down for his wife Eliza Taylor “she’s on my island!!”