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Juuuuuuust as I was about to finally have some free time to masturbate and get rid of the horniess, fucking electrician turns up.
Yes I booked the job and yes I forgot that the job was happening today, but FUCKING NOW!?
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Just realised that in a month it will be 4 years that the UK enforced the first covid lockdown.
How the fuck has it been 4 years!?!
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Sat at my desk stroking my cock and the doorbell suddenly went. Almost ripped my cock off!!
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So....I was standing outside having a coffee and didn't realize my neighbour looked out their window and saw me standing in my joggers that clearly showed the outline of my morning wood.
Oops.
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Finally heading home from a 3 day camping trip, but all I can focus on is the overwhelming need to masturbate when I get home.
3 days is too God damn long!!
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Let’s try something… REBLOG FOR THE UNCENSORED VERSION.
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Wooooooo finally have my account back and unblocked after a week.....God I've missed a lot of very fun things 😛
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