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susie deltarune the character EVERRRRR

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Okay okay okay

You mentioning Callisto got me curious

What would you assign them if they were in the ABO universe?

- idk-man

HI HELLO, ive talked about this with my boyfriends before!

My assessment ended at “A intersex Alpha that doesn’t really experience Ruts”. You could define this as an Alpha/Beta Intersex combo or just a Intersex Alpha.

Callisto would have everything pointing to Alpha except just, not having Ruts. They’re intersex with their primary sex cause of their weird puberty and gonads, so I thought it was appropriate for the same to be true of their secondary sex!

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true and real

Alright, I'm back with the ABO Pines thoughts

I wanted to point out that Dipper is the only Pinetoast member who is chill with his secondary gender

Ford is trans gamma, Mabel doesn't like how aggressive she gets, Stan doesn't like the societal expectations put on omegas

And Dipper's just chilling. Just a guy.

- idk-man

OKAY!

What’s interesting about Dipper is that its more so people expected him to be an omega or alpha then a beta. He’s sweaty, heavily reactive to other people’s scents, clearly going through teenagerdom so the fact that hes just

a Beta

That his horniness is just like that, no explanation of Heat or Rut ALSO gives him weird secondary sex vibes.

Perhaps his scent is also a little funky compared to most betas to? Most beta scents are kinda neutral or clean but he smells more like a delta or omega then people expected him to so hes constantly confused for that instead of being seen as a beta forthright.

So omegas find him comforting, everyone tends to down talk him and hes like “GUYS IM A BETA???”

So like, less unhappiness and more just like “wHY am i not seen as what i am???”

Also if we’re extending to the Mystery Shack Pack Soos is the only one actually completely happy with his secondary sex. My man is a Gamma and LOVES IT. Perfect Man <3

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dipper age 12: i have to take this terrible crush on great uncle ford to my grave dipper age 16: i NEED senior citizen cock mabel mabel: word?

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Alright, I'm back with the ABO Pines thoughts

I wanted to point out that Dipper is the only Pinetoast member who is chill with his secondary gender

Ford is trans gamma, Mabel doesn't like how aggressive she gets, Stan doesn't like the societal expectations put on omegas

And Dipper's just chilling. Just a guy.

- idk-man

OKAY!

What’s interesting about Dipper is that its more so people expected him to be an omega or alpha then a beta. He’s sweaty, heavily reactive to other people’s scents, clearly going through teenagerdom so the fact that hes just

a Beta

That his horniness is just like that, no explanation of Heat or Rut ALSO gives him weird secondary sex vibes.

Perhaps his scent is also a little funky compared to most betas to? Most beta scents are kinda neutral or clean but he smells more like a delta or omega then people expected him to so hes constantly confused for that instead of being seen as a beta forthright.

So omegas find him comforting, everyone tends to down talk him and hes like “GUYS IM A BETA???”

So like, less unhappiness and more just like “wHY am i not seen as what i am???”

Also if we’re extending to the Mystery Shack Pack Soos is the only one actually completely happy with his secondary sex. My man is a Gamma and LOVES IT. Perfect Man <3

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its going to be callisto fic cause im brainrotted about my incest child

might fuck around and write today (if i can get up)

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might fuck around and write today (if i can get up)

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Would anyone be interested if I put together a post on how to write a scientist/engineer/techy/smart-guy type character? What would y'all want to know?

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Kind of off topic, but ABO Relatvity Falls? I just think that little alpha Ford being all proud and thinking that he's totally the leader now, and absolutely no one taking him seriously would be hilarious

Mabel thinks it's adorable, pats his head, and gives him pointers on how to be a proper alpha

Dipper doesn't even notice anything different and totally just ignores any of Ford's attempts to establish his leader position

Stan, who also just presented and isn't necessarily very happy about having heats, gets so annoyed that he banishes Ford from their room, and Ford just claws at the door like a whiny cat

And all of this just for Ford to realize that he doesn't even want to be an alpha a few years later; he was just overcompensating

- idk-man

idk-man your fuckin mind you’re so correct and right

beautiful, wonderful, amazin

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On one hand, I want them to be happy, on the other, I thoroughly enjoy their misery, so like. Them actually getting Ford into the nest with them, and he falls asleep and gets possessed by Bill. Someone definitely gets hurt.

- idk-man

GOD, GOD, idk your fuckin MIND

You know for a fact Stan isnt standing yhat shit and might accidentally beat the shit out of Bord if he threatens the kids GOD

thisnis so evil

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Ford is so conflicted cause, on one hand, Bill, and Trust No One, and Stanley sucks, but on the other nest warm and cozy and cuddles

Btw, you could have probably guessed, but I'm the idk-man account, I'm just still a little reserved about posting my own stuff

- idk-man

ITS OKAY IDK!!!

grabbing your hand, we’re friends now. We can get soft tacos later!

Anyways, your right and real. And if we throw trans gamma ford into this he would be SO upset at being dismissed from nest time like a jealous dog kicked out of the den

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Oh man all four of them would be horrible about everything

a. Ford is still in his paranoid era, so to him, Mabel is trying his last tidbits of control, Stanley is Stanley, and Dipper is the only person he can at least somewhat trust in his opinion

b. Mabel just went through her first rut, in a backseat of a car no less, and is hella protective of Stan who did his best despite his horrendous situation and Dipper who had to spend any amount of time with the insane mad scientist

b. Stan who is trying to keep himself together because Dipper and Mabel are just kids, and Ford looks like he's about to collapse, but he's also convinced that everyone hates him and the stress heat is not helping

d. Dipper who is also desperately trying to keep himself together, but everyone is fighting while simultaneously being hot, and he really doesn't want to pick sides

YES YES HES YES 👏

Okay imagine ruts/heats are very similar to periods so when people start getting them they can be inconsistent

so Stan stress heat induces another poor baby mabel rut and Ford’s probably in pre-rut and hormones are NOT helping and Dipper is a (pre)Teen also

so it just builds on eachother and mabel INSINTS on cuddling stan with dipper in their nest and it is not helping at all cause you know mabel bucks in her sleep so everyone is uncomfortable

aND FORD IS SO SAD SNF LONELY SOBBING MY EYES OUT

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i am too sleepy to have thoughts about omegaverse but every time u post about it my brain goes 💖💞💖💞LITTLE YAPPY BABY ALPHA MABEL💖💞💖💞 bc I love her. and i mean. u know this. We have discussed this. But i need to say it here bc 💖💞💖💞LITTLE YAPPY BABY ALPHA MABEL💖💞💖💞. And also bc i want to contribute to the discussion except i am so eepy. Just. Everyone needs to know how perfect she is.

same i am also sleepy so thoughts hard but baby alpha mabel means omuch to me

shes full of whimsy and joy but will also bite the hands that feeds

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Dipper trying desperately to be normal about the situation, but he's in love with all three of them, and the silly little head pats are NOT helping

YES EXCATLLYY

a) stan you didnt need to be this hot in your 30s

b) who knew alpha possessiveness who be so.. attractive

c) mabel also keeps nipping HIM and taking him to stans nest to cuddle and ford is jealous and angry like CMON !

d) you know stanley is protective of hell over these pups so the fighting is worst and Stan keeps crying and it does keep Mabel and in facts Fuels Her and dipper is tryin so hard.

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listen. if u like/reblog my posts fairly frequently, u better believe that i have noticed ok. even if we don’t ever talk. if we aren’t even mutuals! doesn’t matter. i see you. i see your URL pop up in my notifications every so often. and when it does? oh, when it does……… i’m like “oh hey there’s my buddy! gee i sure missed u pal!” and i get real happy for a minute ok. sorry, i don’t make the rules.

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Ooh imagine Stan and Dipper bonding over trying to keep Ford and Mabel from fighting (mostly verbally, Ford isn't THAT out of it)

Or over Dipper being the only actually helpful person around here

BEAUTIFUL AMAZING STARSTUNNING

Stan is trying so hard to be reasonable but stress heat sucks shit and hes sad and lonely snd his brother sucks and he loves his pumpkin but shes being yappy

So the one kid whos being reasonable, clearly in love with ford (who isnt) is adorable and being kind and helping him instead of fighting or being yappy and

pats his silly little head, small pup