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this is kind of embarrassing to ask after we've been mutuals so long but what does "blankvort" even mean

hi hello you have no idea how important this question is to me and what eternal vast darkness you have damned humanity to and how excited i am to talk about this. short answer though when i was a kid i read these novels about a middle schooler called florian bates becoming a consultant for the fbi using his extraordinary observation expertise (which essentially amounted to knowing the weirdest trivia about eastern european shoe brands and van gogh) and solving mysteries with his bff margaret (who was a soccer/football/sportwithballthatmustbekicked player AND a musician AND was never forced to be a love interest which was revolutionary to me. i felt that the prevalent philosophy in books with male main characters then was he was a boy, she was a girl, can i make it any more obvious) and was, as typical of awkward teen geniuses, described as Different and Weird and Shockingly Good @ Math. yeah can you see the pipeline from him to cady heron yet

anyways at some point in the first book he was assigned the identity johan blankvort to keep his existence as a 12-year-old fbi asset a secret and i was too lazy to think of any good mean girls related usernames when i made this blog. i had not considered that my ‘initials’ would be that of bacterial vaginosis but can you blame me

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Lololol uhm gretchen content!!! surprise post

if you saw me post this in a server no you didn't shshhshsshhhhh

edit : a matching regina and Karen!!!!

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Ring ring

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AND I DONT WANT TO CAUSE YOU PAIN BUT IM TIRED OF STAYING MUTE. SHE IS DOING IT WITH SHANE IN THE STUPID LION SUIT

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me when the cadies heron v.2 because i can kind of draw faces now and every actress who’s ever played her is unfairly talented

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yeah, i kin them (I’m projecting all of my issues and personal trauma and personality traits onto them because i want to feel seen and they share exactly one (1) major personality trait with me)

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your pfp feels like it exists to spite the whole mean girls fandom. this is why im you phobic

what do you mean? it's gay allyship! they're so very happy together <3 and they'll be even happier if you don't ask where danielle's elbow is

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has vort turned into a vaginal infection? im worried

yeah i could only post about regina george's gynecologist arc so many times before one of you found out

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Isn't BV a vaginal infection?

@ohbrightnewday answer for your crimes. i suppose this sort of backhanded hypocoristic what i should've expected from someone who likes cady heron

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when did the game of being bullied on tumblr by the homosexual hoi polloi get a tag teaming mode. when have i ever disappointed you two outside of straightifying a character described as too gay to function

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hey @ohbrightnewday straight damian hubbard daughter or white duvall son. either way danielle wade is somehow in the program i think she's the harbinger of the miscast mean girls apocalypse

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going to post about tour cadina today in your honour so more than 4 poeple can get it because i can and will set aside my consummate homophobia to spread autistic cady propaganda <3

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tour cadina in your incredibly fascinating train of shipping thoughts

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very serious mg bway shipping chart. sorry for the kevin g erasure that's a child to me

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tour cadina in your incredibly fascinating train of shipping thoughts

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PSA to all your followers: BV is really mean to me 😣🥲

psa to you obnd: they do not care i think our followers are a venn diagram comprising a singular circle and if they've stayed long enough to see our cady thoughts they clearly do not care about bullying. you get an e!cady reaction photo this time bc (forgive me for the gen z/alpha/beta slang the kevin g thirst traps infected me) i've been so tourpilled i almost forgot what a wonderful collection of facial expressions erika's given the people/criminals

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YOU USED TO WHAT WHEN THIS SONG CAME ON THREE WEEKS AGO

the "YES!" in 'it roars' after the line "everybody wants connection" preformed by erika henningsen on the original broadway cast recording of mean girls fills me with so much pain that i throw myself to the ground in anguish and sob my lungs out <3

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thinking about bway cady’s lock screen sort of canonically being a photo of herself. and not even a selfie just a random photo of herself in kenya. i don’t think that chip and betsy know how to work phones that aren’t corded bricks. how did she get that photo. can she be normal for once